One Big Happy Family! December 9, 2008Evil BeetDavid Duchovny, Kyd Duchovny, Madelaine Duchovny, Tea Leoni There's no better way to ask America nicely to stop talking about your no-longer-estranged husband's stay in sexhab than to show up courtside at a Knicks game with your two young children. David Duchovny and Tea Leoni brought their kiddos, Madelaine and Kyd, to watch the Knicks play the Pistons in New York on Monday night. Those are very cute kids, although they do look terribly bored to be there. Also I always think it's kind of shitty to drag children into a PR stunt, but I guess I ...
Britney’s Dancers Getting Drug-Tested (Read: Fired!) December 8, 2008Evil BeetBritney Spears Bad news for everyone who made it onto the Britney Spears dance team this season: they're drug-testing. A source tells E! News that, in an effort to keep the on-track pop star free from negative influences, her camp is requiring that all of her backup dancers submit to drug tests. "They all had to be drug tested and, if they didn't pass, they were fired," the insider says. "I think they only do it for her because she is under strict watch. I think they just want good influences around her," t...
Merry Christmas! Here’s Hitler! December 8, 2008Evil BeetTom Cruise Valkyrie, Tom Cruise's painfully ill-fated Third Reich flick, has made a last-minute decision to open on Christmas Day rather than later that week. Um ... who goes to the movies on Christmas? If you guessed "Jews and families with small children and other demographics who would rather stare at a bathroom wall than your Hitler movie, dude," you'd be correct. You should also consider shooting an email over to the folks at United Artists, since apparently they didn't get that memo. This is going to be a re...
What’s with the Moustaches, Guys??? December 8, 2008Evil BeetAngelina Jolie, Brad Pitt First George Clooney walks the red carpet sporting one, and now Brad Pitt? Is this a new trend? Please, God, no. Please no. Brad and Angelina hit the red carpet looking fabulous (except for the moustache!) and very much in love at the LA premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. [gallery]...
Anne Hathaway’s Look: Love It or Leave It? December 8, 2008Evil BeetAnne Hathaway At Cracked Xmas 11: A Not So Silent Night Benefiting The Trevor Project, in LA on Sunday. I'll note that this is a great example of how important lighting is in making these celebs look so amazingly perfect. The lighting was way off when Anne walked the carpet, and she looks much more ... human ... as a result. [gallery]...
Breaking: You Can Buy a 6-Bedroom Home for $1.3M in North Carolina! December 8, 2008Evil BeetFantasia Barrino Well ... apparently Fantasia Barrino can't. ...It looks like third season American Idol winner and 8-time Grammy nominated R&B singer Fantasia Barrino is about to get booted from one of her Charlotte, NC homes. According to recent reports and county records, big voiced Miss Barrino's 6,232 square foot house has been foreclosed on and unless she can make good with a pile of cash will be auctioned to the highest bidder on January 12, 2009. Property records show Miz Barrino purchased the...
Who Are You Sick People Buying Lindsay Lohan’s Leggings? December 8, 2008Evil BeetLindsay Lohan Despite the fact that the economy is crumbling beneath our very feet, Lindsay Lohan's absurdly over-priced leggings are selling like hotcakes. "They're blowing off the shelves," says Jill Lowe, publicist for high-end Hollywood boutique Intuition. The Marilyn Monroe-inspired leggings - which cost anywhere from $44 to $132 - are also flying out the doors at Henri Bendel, Nordstrom, Intermix and Lisa Kline. From leopard prints to zippered black tights, Lindsay's got a lil' something for everyone with 35 styles in various colors and patterns. Across the board, stores say,...
Katie Holmes Is Broadway Gold!!! December 8, 2008Evil BeetKatie Holmes Despite early rumors that they were having trouble selling tickets, Katie Holmes and All My Sons have turned a profit in a shockingly short amount of time. The show's producers officially announced today that the revival of Arthur Miller's play has entirely made back its $3.25 million investment. This is very very impressive, especially given the state of the economy, and what's happening with the rest of Broadway. "When everything is closing around her," remarked a star in one of the many Broadw...
Ewwww!!! December 8, 2008Evil BeetRachel Zoe Check out Rachel Zoe at a benefit in LA last night. Ewwwwww!!!! I really enjoy her show, and I think she's so sweet and hilarious, but THIS is just DISGUSTING. You NEED to put on some weight, sweetheart. You look about 80 years old. Her breasts look like they've given up on life. ...
Is Fran Drescher Gunning for Hillary’s Spot in the Senate??? December 8, 2008Evil BeetFran Drescher It sure looks that way! “I’ve just been given the appointment of U.S. diplomat,†she said at a party for Le Cirque: A Table in Heaven at that restaurant on December 3. “My title is public diplomacy envoy for women’s health issues, and I just got back from a four-country European tour of duty. I believe next I’ll be sent to the Middle East.†Also an anti-cancer activist, Drescher has been considering a run for office. “I’ve been ver...