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A Quick Round-Up of What’s Going on with This Crazy Illinois Governor Dude

If you haven't heard about this yet, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, a Democrat, was arrested on Tuesday morning by the FBI and released shortly after on $4500 bail. Here's the deal: Since Barack Obama was an Illinois senator, and will no longer be able to finish out his term because of his election to the Presidency, the law says that the Illinois governor gets to name his replacement in the Senate. Incidentally, there are lots of other laws that say he's not allowed to accept money or brib...

How Your “Candid” Celebrity Photos Get Made

Apparently someone's PR agency confused me with a paparazzi agency. In my inbox today:
Hello! Just wanted to let you know that Shanae Grimes (90210) and Natasha Henstridge will both be dining at ONE Sunset tonight. Natasha is set to come in at 7:30 PM and Shanae at 8:30. ONE Sunset is located at 8730 Sunset Blvd. Thanks!
Mostly I'm disappointed that ONE Sunset isn't located at 1 Sunset. I mean, how confusing is that??? But if you wanna see either of these girls tonight and you're in the LA area, you know where to go. />Apparently someone's PR agency confused me with a paparazzi agency. In my inbox today: Hello! Just wanted to let you know that Shanae Grimes (90210) and Natasha Henstridge will both be dining at ONE Sunset tonight. Natasha is set to come in at 7:30 PM and Shanae at 8:30. ONE Sunset is located at 8730 Sunset Blvd. Thanks! Mostly I'm disappointed that ONE Sunset isn't located at 1 Sunset. I mean, how confusing is that??? But if you wanna see either of these girls tonight and ...

I Like the Hat Idea

I just think we need to take it a step further, Michael. It should be a slightly bigger "hat." Deeper, really. The same color as the one you're wearing now, just, like, capable of enveloping your entire head. I guess what I have in mind is something a little like a paper bag. Yes, that's it. There should be a paper bag over your entire head and the rest of you should be naked. And then you would be really photogenic. Here's Michael Phelps signing copies of the book he "wrote," No Limit...

Sports Is Interesting ONCE AGAIN!

I swear, you guys, athletes have been kicking celebrities' asses in terms of doing interesting shit lately. I keep threatening to my boss that I'm going to turn this site into Evil Beet Sports one day and just be like the female version of Deadspin. Except without any of the, ya know, knowledge about sports. I think that'll make it even more interesting. So, okay, Fox had a serious wardrobe malfunction on Sunday night. And by "wardrobe malfunction" I mean "towel malfunction" by which I mea...

Jessica Biel Is a Stripper But Everything Else Is Way Too Serious

That is my analysis of Powder Blue, whose dialogue-free trailer is above. I don't know what's going on in this movie, but it looks really sad and I have no interest in seeing it, because I hate movies that make me cry. I watched Will Ferrell in Semi-Pro last night and loved it. That's the kind of movie I enjoy -- where the only thing to be sad about is the realization that this is probably where Maura Tierney's film career will peak. Hopefully someone will just upload all the scenes of Jessic...

Still Not Caring

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, the two stars of Twilight who may or may not be porking, continue their We Don't Give a Fuck 2008 international tour. This week, they're not giving a fuck in Paris. Look at them. They don't give a fuck. They'd rather eat boiled donkey balls than be getting paid millions of dollars to walk this red carpet in Paris and they're gonna make damn sure you know it. Not giving a fuck: So hot right now. [gallery]...
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