At this point, everyone in Hollywood is always pregnant all of the time. I'm so tired of writing about people being supposedly pregnant because they put on a couple of pounds. But here's the latest:
Mariah Carey is supposedly pregnant with Nick Cannon's kid, because she canceled plans for a tour. Rumor has it that she'd already hired costume designers and dancers, who were devastated to be laid off in this economy.
Abbie Cornish is rumored to be pregnant with Ryan Phillippe's kiddo, bec...
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The Golden Globes are typically a good indicator of what's going to happen for the Oscars. The nominees were announced today. Here are the biggies:
FILM CATEGORIES:
BEST PICTURE: DRAMA
· The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
· Frost/Nixon
· The Reader
· Revolutionary Road
· Slumdog Millionaire
BEST PICTURE: COMEDY OR MUSICAL
· Burn After Reading
· Happy-go-lucky
· In Bruges
· Mamma Mia
· Vicky Cristina Barcelona
BEST ACTOR: DRAMA
· Leonardo DiCaprio, Revolutionary Road
· Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon
· Sean Penn, Milk
· Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
· Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler
BEST ACTRESS: DRAMA
· Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married
· Angelina Jolie, Changeling
· Meryl Streep, Doubt
· Kristin Scott Thomas, I've Loved You So Long
· Kate Winslet, Revolutionary Road
BEST ACTRESS: COMEDY OR MUSICAL
· Rebecca Hall, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
· Sally Hawkins, Happy-go-lucky
· Frances McDormand, Burn After Reading
· Meryl Streep, Mamma Mia
· Emma Thompson, Last Chance Harvey
BEST ACTOR: COMEDY OR MUSICAL
· Javier Bardem, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
· Colin Farrell, In Bruges
· James Franco, Pineapple Express
· Brendan Gleeseon, In Bruges
· Dustin Hoffman, Last Chance Harvey
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
· Amy Adams, Doubt
· Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barecelona
· Viola Davis, Doubt
· Marisa Tomei, The Wrestler
· Kate Winslet, The Reader
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
· Tom Cruise, Tropic Thunder
· Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder
· Ralph Fiennes, The Duchess
· Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt
· Heath Ledger,The Dark Knight
TELEVISION CATEGORIES:
BEST DRAMATIC TV SERIES
· Dexter
· House M.D.
· In Treatment
· Mad Men
· True Blood
BEST ACTOR, TV DRAMA
· Gabriel Byrne, In Treatment
· Michael C. Hall, Dexter
· Jon Hamm,Mad Men
· Hugh Laurie, House M.D.
· Jonathan Rhys Meyers, The Tudors
BEST ACTRESS, TV DRAMA
· Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters
· Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: SVU
· January Jones, Mad Men
· Anna Paquin, True Blood
· Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer
BEST TV SERIES, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
· Californication
· Entourage
· The Office
· 30 Rock
· Weeds
BEST ACTOR, TV MUSICAL OR COMEDY
· Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
· Steve Carell, The Office
· Kevin Connolly, Entourage
· David Duchovny, Californication
· Tony Shalhoub, Monk
BEST ACTRESS, TV MUSICAL OR COMEDY
· Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
· America Ferrera, Ugly Betty
· Tina Fey, 30 Rock
· Debra Messing, The Starter Wife
· Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds
Discuss. />The Golden Globes are typically a good indicator of what's going to happen for the Oscars. The nominees were announced today. Here are the biggies:
FILM CATEGORIES:
BEST PICTURE: DRAMA
· The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
· Frost/Nixon
· The Reader
· Revolutionary Road
· Slumdog Millionaire
BEST PICTURE: COMEDY OR MUSICAL
· Burn After Reading
· Happy-go-lucky
· In Bruges
· Mamma Mia
· Vicky Cristina Barcelona
BEST ACTOR: DRAMA
· Leonardo DiCaprio,...
I take a great deal of pride in my Twittering skill. I work very hard each day at crafting the most entertaining and revelatory 140 characters possible.
It would be fabulous if those of you who read my Twitters regularly, either via your own Twitter account or in the sidebar of this blog, would consider submitting a nomination for me in the Shorty awards, which are awards for the best Twitterer. It would make me so happy to win one.
To go to the nomination page, click here. I suggest you nominate me in the categories of "humor" or "personal," but frankly I think I'm more than qualified in any category. That's just kind of how I feel about myself in general. Some people consider that cocky. I just know I'm well-rounded.
And if you just want to check out my humorous and personal Twitter feed and/or follow me on Twitter, you can do that here. />I take a great deal of pride in my Twittering skill. I work very hard each day at crafting the most entertaining and revelatory 140 characters possible.
It would be fabulous if those of you who read my Twitters regularly, either via your own Twitter account or in the sidebar of this blog, would consider submitting a nomination for me in the Shorty awards, which are awards for the best Twitterer. It would make me so happy to win one.
To go to the nomination page, click here. I suggest you n...
Ya know, without a shitload of professionally applied makeup and a fancy hairdo, Jessica Alba doesn't really look all that impressive. I mean, she's not unattractive, but you wouldn't be all like "WOW!" if you saw her like this. She just looks like a normal, semi-cute girl.
At the grand opening of The Conga Room in LA. ...
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We haven't seen her photographed at an event in nearly a month, and now Audrina Patridge just sashays down the red carpet at the Waiting in Beijing premiere like she didn't have a shitload of plastic surgery done.
Who the fuck is this???
Did she fix her ceiling eyes? Is that even possible? What kind of surgery do you get for ceiling eyes?
And you know what? The ceiling eyes were kind of cute. I mean, we made fun of them, but it's what made her Audrina. It's what made her different ...
Wow, that's a cool title. I'm really impressed with that. Unfortunately, the reigning Oscar winner in the competitive category of Biggest Daddy Complex didn't actually cop to smoking weed. Instead, she admitted that she's been cast as the female lead in the Broadway musical version of Spiderman. No, seriously. They're doing that. Music and lyrics by U2. You think I am joking but I am not.
No word yet on who'll be playing Peter Parker, but the smart money's on her Across the Universe co-sta...
Burgeoning Disney star Demi Lovato showed up on the red carpet recently sporting some rather suspicious-looking scars. The pic is from October, but this is the first I've heard of it.
I want to be all snarky and mean about this, but my heart goes out to the girl. Sweetheart, you're beautiful and you're talented and I have even publicly admitted to liking your album. And I know that being 16 really sucks, and being 16 in the spotlight sucks even worse, but take it from someone who's been there: It gets better, baby. I promise. Ha...
I have a feeling that the studio behind Twilight's sequel, New Moon, is going to end up making a gigantic mess of what could be another blockbuster. Basically, they're trying to rush the film out to capitalize on all the buzz around the film right now. As Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson are still wandering around the globe hating life at the first film's international premieres, pre-production is slated to start on the sequel in just a few days. Rumors indicate that the first film's direct...
Do you like my prison lingo?
Do you see how cool I am?
I know phrases like "gen pop" because I grew up in the hood and all my friends were thugs and we periodically enrolled in prison.
No I'm kidding. I don't know how I know that. I probably heard it in a rap song. Or, like, one of those Discovery Channel shows about prisons that I so adore.
Anyway, OJ Simpson's not getting anally raped just yet. He's being held in his own cell and separated from the rest of the evildoers.
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