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Blind People Don’t Understand How Funny They Are

Saturday Night Live took a series of jabs at New York Gov. Paterson this weekend, as shown in the clip above and also in this clip. In the midst of mocking the governor's former cocaine problems, infidelities and unpreparedness, they also took some rather hilarious jabs at his blindness, which his camp did not find funny. Neither did advocates for the blind. "The governor engages in humor all the time, and he can certainly take a joke," Paterson's spokesman, Errol Cockfield, said. "However, this particu...

There’s No Such Thing as Too Much Terminator

It was announced this weekend at the Dubai Film Festival that production is moving forward on a fifth installment of the Terminator series, even though the fourth installment, Terminator Salvation, won't even hit theaters until this summer. McG will direct the fifth film, and Christian SlaterBale is signed on as John Connor. They're looking at a 2011 release. Thoughts? />It was announced this weekend at the Dubai Film Festival that production is moving forward on a fifth installment of the Terminator series, even though the fourth installment, Terminator Salvation, won't even hit theaters until this summer. McG will direct the fifth film, and Christian SlaterBale is signed on as John Connor. They're looking at a 2011 release. Thoughts? ...

Introducing: Threaded Commenting on Evil Beet!

Hi kids. We have threaded commenting here now. Below every comment, there is a button that says "Reply." Clicking that button will allow you to leave a reply to a specific comment. If you just want to leave a general comment on the thread, you can do that by scrolling to the end of the existing comments, just like you did before. I figured you guys would like this, because it'll make it easier for you to direct your ire at specific fellow commenters. When you guys fight in the comments, the real winner is always me, because it's both funny and lucrative. Threads will be capped at three levels deep. I can change that if you want, but I figure that any more than three levels will eventually make everyone insane. Please let me know if you love it or hate it. xoxo Beet />Hi kids. We have threaded commenting here now. Below every comment, there is a button that says "Reply." Clicking that button will allow you to leave a reply to a specific comment. If you just want to leave a general comment on the thread, you can do that by scrolling to the end of the existing comments, just like you did before. I figured you guys would like this, because it'll make it easier for you to direct your ire at specific fellow commenters. When you guys fight in the comments, the...

Interview with McSteamy

eric_dane Elle magazine's got an interview with Eric Dane this month that's pretty much just worth reprinting in full. I'm not going to do that, because it's kind of long, but you can read it here, and the best parts are reprinted below. ELLE: I first encountered your name several years ago when you and Jack Nicholson were concurrently dating Lara Flynn Boyle. What's it like competing with Jack? Eric Dane: Jack Nicholson is Jack Nicholson. The guy's a colossal personality and I'm sure he's charming, and I bet she had a lot of fun with him, but my take on the whole thing was, I'm 30. He's 70. This is not going to go d...

Even More Jogging Playlists

So ... This Sunday, in Seattle, it is expected to be 20 degrees and snowing. What am I doing to celebrate, you ask? I'm running the Jingle Bell 5K at 8:30 in the morning with some of my RealNetworks pals. Lacy Kemp, who runs the Real Networks blog, suggested we all put together a playlist to "beat." So, basically, your playlist should last as long as you expect it to take you to run the 5K. In the snow. The lists are here. (Sorry, music is U.S. only.) Can you guess which one is mine? (Hint: It's the only one with Britney Spears on it AND it's the longest by far.) />So ... This Sunday, in Seattle, it is expected to be 20 degrees and snowing. What am I doing to celebrate, you ask? I'm running the Jingle Bell 5K at 8:30 in the morning with some of my RealNetworks pals. Lacy Kemp, who runs the Real Networks blog, suggested we all put together a playlist to "beat." So, basically, your playlist should last as long as you expect it to take you to run the 5K. In the snow. The lists are here. (Sorry, music is U.S. only.) Can you guess which one is mine? (Hint: ...

TRAGEDY: Top Chef’s Sam Talbot Ties the Knot!

Sam Talbot and Paola Guerrero Pictures Photos Ohhhhh sad! One of my favorite Z-list crushes just got married. Sam Talbot, the hottie Tom Chef contestant, married Paola Guerrero in a secret ceremony at New York's City Hall. "It was just the two of them, looking low-key but gorgeous," says a source. "They are madly in love, and he is the happiest man alive to call her his wife." Geez. First Giuliana steals Bill Rancic, and now this chick takes my chef man. When will I land the reality TV star of my dreams? ...

How Is This the Cover of Us Weekly?

Candace Cameron on the Cover of Us Weekly Pictures Photos Either it's the slowest news week ever, or we're really so obsessed with our body image that the 20-pound weight loss of a person who hasn't been relevant since 1993 is the single most important celebrity topic of the past seven days. (I think I know which one it is.) I never really read the celebrity weeklies. Are they always this stupid? In fairness, Candace looks great. I just don't think it's a cover story. ...

We’re Introducing Ourselves to the Aliens with Keanu Reeves

Sigh. Twentieth Century Fox's remake of sci-fi classic "The Day the Earth Stood Still" will be the widest release ever --if you count outer space. At the same time that the film opens today in theaters, Fox and a privately owned celestial communications network will use equipment at Cape Canaveral, Fla., to begin beaming "The Day the Earth Stood Still" to Alpha Centauri, the nearest star system to Earth. The galactic stunt is a first-ever for a Hollywood studio. But if there is a life in...
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