Last year, Scott Caan -- who is the son of James Caan and has also appeared in the Oceans Eleven films -- took a lot of heat for referring to the paparazzi as "faggots," a comment he later apologized for.
Karma's a bitch, as X17 caught a sweet shot of Scott's weiner as he changed into his clothes after a day of surfing, and you better believe that thing'll be on every single gay-focused website in the universe by the end of the day. Millions and millions of gay dudes licking their lips at t...
Hi, guys.
I'm sick today. This is probably related to my decision yesterday to run 3.1 miles in the freezing cold alongside thousands of other germ colonies (read: people). I spent the better part of the morning at the doctor's office, and I do have to give mad props to my new insurance company, GroupHealth, which costs less than my old COBRA insurance and has been totally awesome and easy to work with and the doctors and techs have been very nice. So just a little tip for anyone in the northwest getting laid off and in need of health insurance. I spent a super duper long time researching health insurance when I moved out here, and I think I made a good decision. But the point of all this is that I might be spending the afternoon sleeping instead of writing much. Don't worry about me, though. I have my dog here to take care of me. And by "take care of me" I of course mean "lick my face and try to steal my food."
I will, however, note that Madonna has settled her divorce ... for around $80M. The exact amount hasn't been determined, but Madonna's publicist says that she'd "assume it's one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement." Awesome. Madonna gave Guy all of her British properties and a bunch of cash. "She's got no interest in remaining here," said a UK entertainment lawyer. "She's relocating and moving back to New York. It's money she's already paid out — what is she going to do, try to sell the houses in a flagging market?"
For shits and giggles, there's a fun clip above of Madonna falling on her ass at a show in Rio. The fun starts around 0:35. />
Hi, guys.
I'm sick today. This is probably related to my decision yesterday to run 3.1 miles in the freezing cold alongside thousands of other germ colonies (read: people). I spent the better part of the morning at the doctor's office, and I do have to give mad props to my new insurance company, GroupHealth, which costs less than my old COBRA insurance and has been totally awesome and easy to work with and the doctors and techs have been very nice. So just a little tip for anyone in the northwe...
Here's an "exclusive clip" from BritneySpears.com of Britney eating sushi in Japan. Dude, I hate BritneySpears.com with every bone in my body -- I hate the constantly chipper editors, who refer to themselves with such hardcore, rebellious, fuck-the-man nicknames as "Britney's British Bitch" and "Britney's Lead Bitch" and "Traci," and I hate their ad nauseum sychophantism and near-deification of Britney, and I hate the refusal of anyone on there to admit that this chick just went through a very, very fucked up year and still has a long road of recovery ahead of her, and that there is a very, very, very thick line between "having fun and being true to yourself" and "mental illness," and I hate the fucking sorry excuses for "exclusive" pics and video they have. Like, you're the official Britney Spears website. You could at least get Britney waving to the damn camera.
I dunno why I'm so worked up about this. I don't even know who I'm angry at or why, really. I just really don't like that website. I think I should be able to run BritneySpears.com for a week. You hear that, Celebuzz? Hand the site over to me for a week. I'll triple your traffic, no vaginas involved. Pinky promise. />
Here's an "exclusive clip" from BritneySpears.com of Britney eating sushi in Japan. Dude, I hate BritneySpears.com with every bone in my body -- I hate the constantly chipper editors, who refer to themselves with such hardcore, rebellious, fuck-the-man nicknames as "Britney's British Bitch" and "Britney's Lead Bitch" and "Traci," and I hate their ad nauseum sychophantism and near-deification of Britney, and I hate the refusal of anyone on there to admit that this chick just went through a very, ver...
Seriously there were better vocals in my seventh-grade class play. And we were doing Fiddler on the Roof. With twelve year olds.
And I mean I'd understand if, like, he had a cold or something, but does a cold make you this completely tone deaf?
Can someone explain this shit to me?
Kanye's second performance is after the jump. It's "Heartless," and it's every bit as bad as "Love Lockdown" above.
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Seriously there were better vocals in my seventh-grade class play. And we were doing Fiddler on the Roof. With twelve year olds.
And I mean I'd understand if, like, he had a cold or something, but does a cold make you this completely tone deaf?
Can someone explain this shit to me?
Kanye's second performance is after the jump. It's "Heartless," and it's every bit as bad as "Love Lockdown" above.
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Hilary Duff's not 14 anymore, and she's not Lizzie McGuire anymore, and she's gonna make damn sure everyone gets that memo. This photo shoot for Maxim is the latest in her efforts to get everyone to think of her as a sex object so that later she can be all like "I don't understand why the media thinks of me as a sex object."
Whaddya think, kids?
Would you hit it?
Thanks Rob!
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Sometimes I think she wears it just for me.
Say what you want about her personal life, career decisions, etc, but homegirl's been looking fucking awesome lately.
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Um, Tila Tequila has a book to sell, so she's back to hitting up red carpets with her Sapphic headline-grabber, Courtenay Semel.
Give it up, Tila.
The fifteen minutes are over. Nobody cares who you fuck anymore.
If you want to stay in the spotlight, you're gonna have to get in La Lohan's pants. Those $100 leggings are the only thing standing between you and total cultural irrelevance. Get on it, girl. ...
Lindsay and Sam land at LAX after a quick trip to Miami, where Samantha Ronson DJ'd and Lindsay Lohan ... um ... drank fruit juice.
You guys, I need help. I know I'm supposed to make fun of Lindsay's ridiculously long extensions, but I'm actually really jealous of them. I'd get the same damn things if I had a team of stylists at all times to make sure they looked that good. But extensions that long would just be a gigantic pain in the ass to take care of yourself. Still. Every time I see her ...
It's weird that you get 8-year-old girls coming up to you saying, "Can you just bite me? I want you to bite me." It is really strange how young the girls are, considering the book is based on the virtues of chastity, but I think it has the opposite effect on its readers though.
Twilight star Robert Pattinson, in a new interview with Rolling Stone. Read the whole thing here. ...
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And also her hair and makeup?
I'm just looking for a ballpark figure here.
15? 16? I mean, do you really have to wait until a kid's 18 when she's already been nominated for an Oscar? Doesn't that shit make her fair game a little sooner? We were allowed to make fun of Anna Paquin's teeth back in '94, weren't we?
Because, like, if I were allowed to make fun of Abigail Breslin at this tender age, I would note that her hair is a better fit for, say, the Little Miss Sunshine pageant than a L...
Audrina Patridge and what's left of her face made an appearance at the KROQ Almost Acoustic Xmas show in LA this weekend.
When is someone going to comment publicly on the massive amount of plastic surgery she just had? ...