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Nicole Kidman Playing Didgeridoo "People are going to see Nicole playing it and think it's all right. It bastardizes our culture. I will guarantee she has no more children. It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren." Award-winning actor, screenwriter and Aboriginal language teacher Richard Green, to the Sydney Morning Herald, regarding Nicole Kidman playing a didgeridoo while promoting her latest movie on a German television show. Among Aboriginal Australians, there is a strong taboo against women ...

Jennifer Lopez Lands a New Movie Role

jennifer_lopez_bobs The triathlete mother formerly known as JLo has signed on to play the lead role in Plan B, a film being produced by CBS's brand new movies division. The project involves a single woman who attempts to conceive via artificial insemination and winds up in a quandary after she finds romance. Production is scheduled to start in the spring, making it one of the first projects to get a green light at CBS Films. Let me get this straight: this plot didn't work as a comedy when it starred Tina ...

Zooey Deschanel Is Not Your Whore

If you haven't heard Zooey Deschanel's actual album -- as part of a fabulous band called She and Him -- I'd recommend you check it out immediately, because it's awesome, and it's exactly what you'd expect out of Zooey. Until then, though, here's a clip from Zooey's new flick, Yes Man, where her character sings a little feminist ditty about not being a whore. /> If you haven't heard Zooey Deschanel's actual album -- as part of a fabulous band called She and Him -- I'd recommend you check it out immediately, because it's awesome, and it's exactly what you'd expect out of Zooey. Until then, though, here's a clip from Zooey's new flick, Yes Man, where her character sings a little feminist ditty about not being a whore. ...

Twilight Casting Dramz Continue: Will Taylor Be Replaced???

Michael Copon Pictures Photos Oooh, casting drama is the best kind of drama. It's so cut-throat and heartless! Apparently Twilight producers still don't think that cutie pie Taylor Lautner is right for the role of Jacob in New Moon, and it's looking more and more likely that the role will go to 26-year-old Michael Copon, whose list of credentials include a role in Scorpion King 2 and looking vaguely ethnic. He also has a body type that I like to refer to as "douchebag buff." A representative for Copon says they're making a...

Is There Anything Aubrey O’Day Won’t Make Out With?

Aubrey O'Day Kisses Her Dog Pictures Photos Okay, okay. I can't really be too harsh on Aubrey for her tendency to suck face with her dog on the red carpet. I make out with my dog all the time. People think it's really gross. One of my friends was like, "Um, no wonder you don't have a boyfriend. I wouldn't wanna kiss you if I saw you do that with your dog." Needless to say, she and I don't talk anymore. Making out with your dog is totally in right now. So is lesbianism, apparently, and Aubrey O'Day is the latest pseudo-celeb to ...