Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Just Because

I WANT ONE!!! I heard people talking the other day about how they have miniature elephants now. Like little tiny elephants that never grow very big. Is this true??? If so, I would like to amend my Christmas wish list immediately. /> I WANT ONE!!! I heard people talking the other day about how they have miniature elephants now. Like little tiny elephants that never grow very big. Is this true??? If so, I would like to amend my Christmas wish list immediately. ...

Britney’s #1 Spot Reclaimed by Taylor!!!

taylor_swift_grammy While Britney had the #1 album on the charts last week, sales of Circus took a deep dive this week, dropping around 60% to 200,000. That put Britney in the #2 spot this week, and Taylor Swift's Fearless reclaimed the #1 position. This is the FIFTH week on the charts for Fearless. Wow!!! Very, very impressive, Miz Swift. The #3 spot goes to Beyonce with I Am ... Sasha Fierce, while Kanye's 808s and Heartbreak droped to sixth place. ...

Pearls of Wisdom from Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Miz Hilton recently participated in Esquire's "What I've Learned" feature. You can read the full thing here, but I've included all the best parts below: There are definitely a lot of misconceptions about me out there. "Oh, she doesn't work. She doesn't do anything. She just gets money from her family." That's not true at all. I was up making phone calls at seven in the morning, and I'll be working until 1:00 A.M. I was the oldest granddaughter. Everyone was so excited that I was born, they would a...

Jodie Sweetin: Back on Meth, Just Like I Said She Was

Jodie Sweetin and Husband Cody Herpin at Project Pink, Pictures, Photos I totally called this one. Not that it was a difficult call or anything, but still. Jodie Sweetin's relapsed, and a judge has issued a ruling that she is not allowed to be alone with her baby. Full House alum Jodie Sweetin is not allowed to see her 8-month-old daughter without supervision, an Orange County, Calif., judge ruled during an emergency custody hearing Wednesday. The ruling came after Sweetin's estranged husband Cody Herpin accused her of being an unfit mother -- and allegedly that she once drove intoxic...

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Say She’s Not Giving Him $80M

Guy Ritchie and Madonna at New York City Premiere of Revolver The ex-couple issued a joint statement today, regarding reports that their divorce settlement included Guy getting around $80M from Madge: "We have tried to maintain a dignified silence regarding the details of our divorce for the last few months whilst accepting the obvious media interest. A misleading and inaccurate statement, specifically in relation to the sums of money involved, was wrongly issued to AP this week. The financial details of the settlement will remain private, save to say tha...

Usher’s Looking for Teens to Direct His Next Music Video

usher This is a very cool idea. Usher is looking for a teenage aspiring teen filmmaker to direct a video for his next album, due out next year. "It gives me another way to give back, inspire young people and also reinvent music videos," the Grammy winner said in a statement. Teens ages 13-18 can learn more and apply here. The deadline is January 31. In March, 20 finalists will be flown to LA. They'll have a week to work in two teams directly with their star to conceptualize and create their ...

Your Daily Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Never mind that she just got back from Miami two days ago -- Leggings Lohan was off to LAX again on Tuesday night, along with her cigarettes, lighter and gal pal Samantha Ronson. I am so incredibly jealous of all the boots she's been rocking lately. I'm sure they each cost like $2000 a pair, but, man, they're so gorgeous. You guys? I totally have to marry rich. It may seem shallow, but I'm pretty confident that having a closet full of boots like that would be all I needed to feel satisfied i...

Evan Rachel Wood’s Look: Love It or Leave It?

56381075evan_rachel_wood12172008125909am More specifically, I'd like us to discuss this issue: In My Girl -- the feel-good Macaulay-Culkin-evaded-the-burglars-but-now-he-dies-of-bee-stings movie of 1991 -- Jamie Lee Curtis's character spoke the following words: "The first rule of makeup is that you can never wear enough blue eye shadow.” Is this still true??? Should you ever wear blue eye shadow anymore?? Evan seems to think so. And perhaps an even more pressing issue: What the hell happened to Anna Chlumsky? Granted, I was 9 years old when I saw that movie, but I remember feeling that this young ...