Today's Evil Beet Gossip

More Heiress Drama!

FRANCE/ This is CRAZINESS! A filthy rich French heiress is giving ONE BILLION dollars to her "friend," a man 25 years younger than her. Her daughter is trying to sue to stop her from doing it! It's like Anna Nicole in reverse! Liliane Bettencourt, the billionaire heiress to the L'Oreal cosmetics empire, lashed out Sunday at her daughter for questioning her right to donate a billion dollars in gifts to a society photographer. Francoise Bettencourt-Meyers claims that her 86-year-old mother, France's ...

Paris Hilton Is Sad That Her Jewelry’s Gone

paris_hilton_club Okay, okay, for once I actually feel kind of bad for Paris. I remember when I was a kid, when my dad was fresh out of med school and we didn't have much money, we lived in a pretty crappy part of town, and our house got broken into once every couple of years. I was too young to understand most of it, but my father had given me one of those huge plastic containers that goes on top of water coolers and I had, over the course of several years, filled it with nickels and pennies. I was so proud ...

Yes Of Course There Are EVEN MORE Pics of Amy Winehouse Naked

amy_censored Wendie ran the first batch this weekend; you can see them here. Now there are even more, plus a video of Amy dancing topless on her balcony. I'm not joking. It's here. You know what's weird? Despite all the hell she puts her body through, she still has really nice tits. I guess the gods of evolution (is that an oxymoron?) want us to keep our reproductive organs intact no matter what. I also love how, without her crazy wig beehive, she's totally rocking the Jew-fro. Like, underneath the...

We Interrupt This Program to Bring You SNOW!!!

sasha_snow Hi guys! Beet here! We're taking a brief break from celeb gossip for me to talk about SNOW. You basically never see pics or video of Leo on here any more, because I save those for my personal blog, Sasha Is a Monster. But I just had to post a link here because we are having a CA-RAZY snowstorm here in the Northwest today, and I've posted a ton of pics and video and me and Leo playing in the snow on Sasha Is a Monster. I know that this is not exciting to people who live in snowy climates, b...

Everyone Else Hates Balthazar Getty, Too

sienna_balthazar Hey, guys. You know how you hate Balthazar Getty? Because he left his wife and four young children to frolic naked on beaches around the world with Sienna Miller? And that shit's just appalling? Well, turns out everyone on the set of his TV show, Brothers & Sisters, hates him, too. "No one on set is a fan," one source reports. How bad is it? I’m told Getty has been late to set and he's been in foul moods. "They often have to move shooting schedules around to accommodate [him]," a ...

Fun with YouTube: Demi Lovato, “La La Land”

Hi guys! Wendie's Internet is on the fritz (stupid snow!) so I'm helping out a bit. Here's Demi Lovato's new video. You know what I think is interesting here? At the beginning, the lyric on the album (yes I own the album, and I like it, so fuck you), is "I'm not a supermodel / I still eat McDonalds, baby" but in the video they've changed it to "I still eat at Ronald's." I wonder if McDonalds complained about the semi-negative use of their brand there. Another observation: She's nowhere near as good on camera as Miley or Selena, but, damn, she can outsing both of 'em. /> Hi guys! Wendie's Internet is on the fritz (stupid snow!) so I'm helping out a bit. Here's Demi Lovato's new video. You know what I think is interesting here? At the beginning, the lyric on the album (yes I own the album, and I like it, so fuck you), is "I'm not a supermodel / I still eat McDonalds, baby" but in the video they've changed it to "I still eat at Ronald's." I wonder if McDonalds complained about the semi-negative use of their brand there. Another observation: She's nowhere n...

Just Because

I'm totally checked out for the rest of the month, guys. It is SO HARD to focus on work this time of year. Luckily you guys are equally bored at work, and that means you send each other funny videos to watch while you're in the office, and every now and then they make their way through the Internets to me. This one cracked me up. (If you don't know who Plaxico Burress is, I wrote about him here.) /> I'm totally checked out for the rest of the month, guys. It is SO HARD to focus on work this time of year. Luckily you guys are equally bored at work, and that means you send each other funny videos to watch while you're in the office, and every now and then they make their way through the Internets to me. This one cracked me up. (If you don't know who Plaxico Burress is, I wrote about him here.)...

Paris Hilton Was Not Robbed

Paris Hilton I got an IM from a concerned citizen about how media everywhere is talking about how Paris Hilton was robbed today when a thief stole $2M in jewelry from her Beverly Hills home. "I believe she was burgled," he said. Apparently robbery is when there is an in-person threat of violence, but, since Paris was not home at the time, it is a burglary. Paris Hilton was burgled, not robbed. (And just you know, I was informed that "larceny" is when you steal without breaking in. As in "Justin Gaston larcened Miley Cyrus's vi...

Your Daily Britney

Here's some old school footage of a Britney Spears audition from when she was just a little kiddo. Um --- is it just me or was she kind of a good singer back then? What happened?? /> Here's some old school footage of a Britney Spears audition from when she was just a little kiddo. Um --- is it just me or was she kind of a good singer back then? What happened??...