I got scared when I saw this photo of Jenna Elfman on the People's Choice Awards red carpet. Don't get me wrong, human pregnancy is a wonderful, beautiful thing ... that scares the beejezus out of me. This photo screams the word "ADOPT." Why do pregnant women have to look so distended? I look at this and it just doesn't seem healthy. That's okay. There are little orphans in Russia who will need my parenting one day. I think adopting is better anyway, especially from a foreign country. When you conc...
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This is a request I've been getting in my inbox ever since the advent of cordless phones, it feels. It only took me like four years to get around to doing it. No, we don't have an iPhone app, but the site has been optimized for viewing on a mobile browser, specifically iPhone, BlackBerry, and other higher-end devices. I think for those of you who read this site on your phone, it will make your lives much much easier. (Zelda Lily has been optimized for web viewing as well.)
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It dropped today. I don't have an opinion, really. I love her voice and I think she's talented, and I certainly wouldn't cringe if this came on the radio. It's not really one of my favorites out of her, though. I miss the old days when her songs would make obscure literary references and that's how I learned to pronounce Anais Nin's name. />
It dropped today. I don't have an opinion, really. I love her voice and I think she's talented, and I certainly wouldn't cringe if this came on the radio. It's not really one of my favorites out of her, though. I miss the old days when her songs would make obscure literary references and that's how I learned to pronounce Anais Nin's name. ...
The ingenue leads Billboard's Hot 100 singles chart for a second week with "TiK ToK" while setting the record for most single-week downloads by a female artist (610,000). Did I call it or what?
Her full debut album drops January 5, although it leaked online last week. I've heard the whole thing at this point (legal note: I'M TOTALLY KIDDING) and I summed it up this way on my Twitter:
Loving the leaked Ke$ha album because I am forever a 12-year-old girl who can't wait to grow up and be a drunk slut at the bars.
And it's soooo true. Like, I'm so over being a drunken party girl on the LA club scene; I'd never want to go back to it. I guess, at times, it was fun while it lasted, but I'd never want to return to that lifestyle. But the album -- with hardly any swearing and words like "dick" barely audible when they're used -- is clearly being marketed to a pre-teen and teenage crowd, the girls who want to hear about how cool it is to be a drunk slut at the bars. Who want to dream about the day when they can be that girl. And that aspect of it spoke to that part of my past. I dunno. It was just a really fun album. Additional props go to her for writing an album where the woman is actively and openly pursuing casual, dirty, don't-even-fucking-talk-to-me sexual encounters. I expect it'll sell quite well, and we'll have another little pop phenom on our hands. Fun!!!
Above find (no joke), Ke$ha and her family featured on an episode of The Simple Life. Below find my two favorite songs off the upcoming album, "Stephen" and "Take It Off."
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The ingenue leads Billboard's Hot 100 singles chart for a second week with "TiK ToK" while setting the record for most single-week downloads by a female artist (610,000). Did I call it or what?
Her full debut album drops January 5, although it leaked online last week. I've heard the whole thing at this point (legal note: I'M TOTALLY KIDDING) and I summed it up this way on my Twitter:
Loving the leaked Ke$ha album because I am forever a 12-year-old girl who can't wait to grow up and be a drunk ...
She wasn't about to let her live television appearance scoot by without causing some controversy! For the second year in a row, Kathy Griffin brought us all into another annum with vulgarity. During a CNN shoot with Anderson Cooper, she opted to pronounce Balloon Boy Falcon Heane's name as "Fuckin." It's at around the 0:55 mark in this clip. Anderson Cooper just mutters "you're terrible" and moves on.
The network said in a statement Friday that it "regrets that profanity was used during our New Year's Eve coverage."
As for Kathy? This is her statement: "Like every other serious reporter covering the now infamous balloon boy hoax, I struggled to pronounce his name 'Falcon' correctly and have gotten a kick out of how many ways I've heard it pronounced by other serious reporters. Just add me to that list and happy new year!"
You gotta hand it to this woman, she knows how to stay relevant. She's like Paris Hilton but with a talent.
My friends and I ushered in the new year with fondue and a house party. Of course, I took lots of pics and made a little video. You can check them all out on my personal blog if you'd like. />
She wasn't about to let her live television appearance scoot by without causing some controversy! For the second year in a row, Kathy Griffin brought us all into another annum with vulgarity. During a CNN shoot with Anderson Cooper, she opted to pronounce Balloon Boy Falcon Heane's name as "Fuckin." It's at around the 0:55 mark in this clip. Anderson Cooper just mutters "you're terrible" and moves on.
The network said in a statement Friday that it "regrets that profanity was used during our N...
I was shocked and saddened to hear of the passing of Johnson & Johnson heiress and frequent tabloid guest star Casey Johnson. She was found yesterday morning at her home in LA, and authorities say she'd been dead for some time before that. Casey adopted daughter Ava from Kazakhstan in 2007, but she had been living with Casey's mother because Casey couldn't get her drug problem under control. The LA County coroner said that he did not suspect foul play in Casey's death, and the cause of death wo...
Hayden still looked cute as fuck making her way through Miami's airport on New Year's Eve even with very little makeup (maybe just lip gloss?). She's so cute. Incapable of taking an un-cute photo.
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We'll run out of these soon enough, I promise. But up now: the bash at Beso, where Stephanie Pratt, Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth posed for photos. Also there: Paris Hilton's also-ran boyfriend, Josh Henderson; Taryn Manning; and some chick named Hayley Giraldo, who I've never heard of but has some rather respectable leg muscles. Enjoy.
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Has Mariah Carey finally found true love? It sure seems that way. While her ex Eminem is battling his drug addiction with a little help from Elton John, Mariah and hubby Nick Cannon rang in the new year at the M2 lounge in New York. I gotta admit -- they sure look like they're having a good time together. I'm so happy for her. I hope this lasts.
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The photo agency swears this is Christina Aguilera hosting at Tao on New Year's Eve, but if it weren't for the pics of her sitting next to Jordan Bratman, I'd send them an email to let them know it's actually Paris Hilton.
KILLER shoes, though.
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Rapper Lil' Bow Wow was out and about on New Year's Eve, tarnishing his sterling reputation by tweeting about driving drunk in his Lamborghini, although personally I think he did the most damage by admitting that he was spending time with Chris Brown.
Gawker did a pretty thorough analysis of this:
* Im fucked up!!! = I am drunk.
* Y i drive the lambo = I am driving my lamborghini now. I should not be.
* Chris might have to drive after next spot = As in, I'm driving it right now, while t...
The happy and third-party-friendly couple are about to make news for something other than a videotaped make-out sesh with a sex addict. They finally officially announced Rebecca's pregnancy, and word is she's having a girl! Congrats to the family!
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