Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Merry Christmas from the Simpson-Wentz Family!

Bronx Mowgli Wentz Pictures Photos Rather than hawk the first photos of their baby to the highest bidder, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz debuted the first photos of Bronx on Pete's website, Friends or Enemies, with a note encouraging readers to donate to one of several suggested charities (including the Richie Madden Foundation). Ya know, the more I learn about Pete Wentz, the more I think he's probably a wicked smart and downright decent dude. Great catch, Ashlee. ...

R.I.P. Eartha Kitt

The talented singer and actress died of colon cancer on Christmas Day at her home in Connecticut at the age of 81. The video above is from 2006. Damn! I wanna look that good when I'm 79. What a phenomenal woman and exceptional performer. You will be missed, Eartha. /> The talented singer and actress died of colon cancer on Christmas Day at her home in Connecticut at the age of 81. The video above is from 2006. Damn! I wanna look that good when I'm 79. What a phenomenal woman and exceptional performer. You will be missed, Eartha. ...

And We’re Back!

me_igloo Wow, you guys, I think that is the longest this site has gone without a post since its inception. HOLY CHRISTMAS! I spent the past couple of days holed up in a cabin at Mt. Baker without cell phone service or Internet access or cable television. It was so bizarre. Someone would say something like "How do you make cabbage soup?" or "What else was that actress in?" or "Where is the nearest liquor store?" and we'd all be like "Uhhhhh ... we're not sure how to approach that question without the Int...

A Note from Management

Hi guys! Beet here. Just a little note to explain what shit's gonna look like around here over the next couple of days. Zero flights got out of Seattle today. ZERO. So to that asshole who was posting in an earlier thread about how Seattlites need to stop bitching about the snow, FUCK YOU. Because everyone who was supposed to fly home for the holidays today is fucked. If your flight today got canceled, you can't get on another out of Seattle until the 27th, maybe the 26th if you're lucky. So everyone who was supposed to fly home for Christmas today is not going to be home for Christmas. So, once again, to that commenter, FUCK YOU. The end result is that some of my friends are stranded here for the holidays and are super bummed about it. Since I'm a little Jew girl and I don't really care whether or not I'm with my family on December 25 specifically, I decided to change my flight to the 27th (under the circumstances, US Airways waived any rescheduling fees), and I'm spending Christmas in Washington. This will be my anonymous Christmas gift to a random Seattlite, who will be shocked to hear that s/he can, in fact, catch a flight to Phoenix tomorrow and be home for Christmas. I feel warm and fuzzy about it already. Plus: some of us stranded folks rented a cabin near Mt. Baker and we're going snowboarding tomorrow. WOOT WOOT! So: Wendie will be covering for me on Tuesday (THANK YOU WENDIE!!!). It's nice when I get to have a life every now and then. The bad news is that I don't think our little cabin has Internet. I'm also not going to ask Wendie to cover for me on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. So I am going to try very hard to find places around Mt. Baker that are open AND have Internet access (if you live in or near the area, I'd love to hear your suggestions!), but posting will probably be pretty slow and/or non-existent on Dec 24 and 25. It will also likely take longer for your comments to get approved. We should be back to normal by the night of the 26th at the latest. If I don't talk to you guys before Christmas, you are my Christmas presents and my Hannukah presents and my Martin Luther King Day presents and my Flag Day presents and my birthday presents and just generally the highlights of my life every single day of the year. So thank you, and happy holidays. />Hi guys! Beet here. Just a little note to explain what shit's gonna look like around here over the next couple of days. Zero flights got out of Seattle today. ZERO. So to that asshole who was posting in an earlier thread about how Seattlites need to stop bitching about the snow, FUCK YOU. Because everyone who was supposed to fly home for the holidays today is fucked. If your flight today got canceled, you can't get on another out of Seattle until the 27th, maybe the 26th if you're lucky. So everyone...

Paris Hilton Says She Probably Knew Her Robber

Paris Hilton With absolutely nothing else going on right now, Hollywood is all abuzz with talk of the $2M in gaudy jewels stolen from Chez Hilton last week, and Paris Hilton is all too happy to warble on about it herself. "I think whoever did this, definitely has been there before," she told E! News on Monday, while perusing the racks at the L.A. boutique Intuition. "We have some suspects that I'm thinking of ... I would tell them to please return my things, because I know that they're probably watching E! News right now, to return everything and that's it. They just have to anonymous...

Who Is America’s Most Inspirational Animal of 2008?

page52_385x185_441681a Um, so the Chinese people have chosen an earthquake-surviving pig as the most inspirational animal of 2008. (Ummmm ... I thought the Chinese had their own calendar ... ) A pig that became a nationwide celebrity after surviving for 36 days buried beneath rubble after this year's Sichuan earthquake has been named China's most inspirational animal of 2008. "Zhu Jianqiang" or "Strong-Willed Pig", won the award in an online vote, beating six dogs, a bird, a turtle and a cat to the coveted titl...

“Valkyrie” Won’t Manage to Kill at the Box Office, Either

valkyrie_cruise_thumb I wrote awhile back about how ridiculous and desperate I felt it was that Valkyrie was opening on Christmas Day. A friend emailed me later that night to point out that Schindler's List also opened on Christmas Day. "Somehow," I told her, "I don't think this is going to be comparable." Here are some excerpts from an early review of this feel-good Hitler-assassinating holiday flick (emphasis mine). Turns out Cruise is both the central figure in "Valkyrie" and its weakest link. He's distra...

Britney’s Dad Gets a Retroactive Raise from the Courts

56311239britneyspears126200820910pm Let me see if I can explain this to y'all, because I'm not so sure I get it myself. Jamie Spears was getting $2500/week to manage his daughter's life. This payment system has been in place since January. But, for some reason, he decided to go back to the courts this month and be all like, "I've actually been doing way more work than I feel I was being paid for" and the courts were all like "Yeah, you're right," and now he's getting $16K a month in back-payments for the past 11 months. "He has been working extra ho...

Who Doesn’t Have $200 to Spend on a Headband???

mischabarton This is not a Christmas joke. Mischa Barton designed a line of headbands for Stacy Lapidus, and they're retailing for $90-$200. WHAT PLANET ARE THESE PEOPLE LIVING ON? Anyway, you may have heard of this little snowstorm thing we're having up here in Seattle. It's kind of a little nutty around here right now. We're not really a snowstorm city. The airport's closed down for the day. They ran out of de-icer. I may or may not be able to get on my flight out tomorrow. My fucking truck's still in...

Time to Eat Some Sushi!

Josh Hartnett Rain Man Pictures Photos Here's Josh Hartnett and some overall unfortunate hair leaving his final stage performance in Rain Man on London's West End. Thank goodness! Now that he doesn't have to show up for eight performances a week, Josh can finally enjoy a caterpillar roll without running the risk of pulling a Piven. Also, if you think I am ANYWHERE CLOSE to being done making jokes about Jeremy Piven's sushi-mercury poisoning, you are tragically mistaken. I'm gonna do this shit forever. Seriously, on my de...