OMG.
So many jokes, so little time.
This would be such a sweet and wonderful thing if their last names were anything but what they are.
Comedian and actor Jay Mohr filed a petition a week ago to legally add his wife's surname to his own, thereby making his full appellation Jon (his birth name) Ferguson Cox Mohr. Jay married actress Nikki Cox two years ago.
I'd be snarkier about this, but right now I'm just terribly relieved for any two people who are in love and both aging in th...
Okay, so I'm too sick to write anything amusing, but I'm too stuffed up to sleep (I'm afraid I'll die! I can't breathe!), so I'm -- what else? -- web-surfing.
This is an interesting article about the current generation of von Trapps -- the Austrian family immortalized in The Sound of Music, who today run a ski lodge in Vermont.
Okay back to being sick now. />...
Mandy Jiroux Holiday Video
I hate, hate, HATE that I watched this all the way through.
Other things I hate: Mandy Jiroux, and the fact that she's in a new girl group called the Beach Girlz. I mean, can the Beach Boys sue over that shit? Also, don't you feel bad for Miley's other dancers who don't get to be her best friend? Don't you think they're jealous and sad? />Mandy Jiroux Holiday Video
I hate, hate, HATE that I watched this all the way through.
Other things I hate: Mandy Jiroux, and the fact that she's in a new girl group called the Beach Girlz. I mean, can the Beach Boys sue over that shit? Also, don't you feel bad for Miley's other dancers who don't get to be her best friend? Don't you think they're jealous and sad? ...
In The Room Where You Sleep
Here's the video for "In the Room Where You Sleep," a song by Ryan Gosling's band, Dead Man's Bones.
This is just kind of a little too weird for me. His voice sounds weird, and the song is weird, and I kind of don't understand why we have to drag so many young children into this creepiness.
Also, I feel obliged to point out that what he's doing with the piano is very, very easy stuff. Like, it's nice that he's playing and all, but this is not exactly pianism that's gonna make Tori Amos sit up and take notice.
I dunno.
I think I don't like it. />In The Room Where You Sleep
Here's the video for "In the Room Where You Sleep," a song by Ryan Gosling's band, Dead Man's Bones.
This is just kind of a little too weird for me. His voice sounds weird, and the song is weird, and I kind of don't understand why we have to drag so many young children into this creepiness.
Also, I feel obliged to point out that what he's doing with the piano is very, very easy stuff. Like, it's nice that he's playing and all, but this is not exactly pianism that's gonna make Tori Amos sit up...
A select few of us lucky gossip bloggers received this email tonight. It was from Michael Lohan, announcing the launch of his new blog, Mike Lohan Online. This blog is a fantastic idea, because now Michael Lohan can just skip the middleman of the New York Post or InTouch and just publicly talk shit about his daughter whenever he feels the urge. Evil has gone digital! This is an excerpt from his first post:
Today, on TMZ, my darling daughter Lindsay was asked for a comment in response to me sayin...
Hi guys. Right now, I feel like I just left a funeral, where I broke up with my boyfriend, and then the hearse ran over my dog. In reality, I just got back from seeing The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, which should just be called Horrible Emotional Trauma: The Movie. The running time of the film is 159 minutes. I was crying for about 150 of those minutes. And six of the remaining minutes I spent in the bathroom. So we're looking at like three tear-less minutes there. And I'm not talking, like, ...
Hi guys.
If you can believe it, after spending the past two days outside in a blizzard, I am sick today. I know, I know. I'm shocked too. Plus it's Friday and it's the day after Christmas and traffic is ridiculously low anyway and no one is even reading this so I could just go ahead and confess about my third nipple and no one would even know. Seriously though I feel like ass, so this is probably the last post of the day. Not that you care because you're not reading this anyway. Did I mention my...
In the predictable shit-storm that is the end of Kate Walsh's 15-month marriage, the divorce filings are flying.
Two weeks after her husband filed for divorce, the Private Practice star has submitted her own paperwork asking for a permanent split from 20th Century Fox exec Alex Young.
Both parties cite irreconcilable differences as the reason their 15-month union wound down so soon, but while Young's filing listed their date of separation as Nov. 22, Walsh's counterfiling has the break coming five days earlier.
Whatever.
Point is, don't get mar...
Ya know, just today I was thinking to myself, "I wonder if Kendra Wilkinson's still planning on moving forward with that silly marriage idea," because, yeah, motherfucker, that's the kind of shit I think about, and then tonight I got my answer. She is. Kendra's set to be married June 27, 2009 at the Playboy Mansion.
"He’s going to come out here," she told Robin Leach at the Las Vegas launch of The Girls Next Door book. "We can’t have a wedding anywhere else because my grandma can’t ...
Does anyone else find it a little pathetic that this is Hugh Hefner's Christmas card? I mean, the guy's 82 years old, and his "family" is Karissa and Kristina Shannon, the twins he's now calling his girlfriends. The Playboy empire is crumbling, and here's this octogenarian posing with half-naked twins young enough to be his great-granddaughters. I know we're supposed to be all like, "Hells yeah!!! Hugh Hefner's gonna die getting head from 21-year-old felons! ROCK ON!" but somehow this all just ...
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