1) There is absolutely nothing of any interest going on anywhere in the world right now. Trust me, I asked everyone.
2) I'm in Scottsdale at my dad's house, where the Internet moves at about the speed of the fat asthma kid in fourth grade.
3) I am still sick.
4) Wendie is even sicker than I am, and she has the added bonus of a sick kiddo to deal with on top of it.
5) The result: Not gonna be much posting on Sunday.
If you guys want, you can entertain yourselves by composing haikus about Lindsay Lohan's relationship with Samantha Ronson in the comments. THEY MUST BE IN HAIKU FORM. I will pick a winner. The winner will get absolutely nothing, but there will be bragging rights, I can promise you that. />1) There is absolutely nothing of any interest going on anywhere in the world right now. Trust me, I asked everyone.
2) I'm in Scottsdale at my dad's house, where the Internet moves at about the speed of the fat asthma kid in fourth grade.
3) I am still sick.
4) Wendie is even sicker than I am, and she has the added bonus of a sick kiddo to deal with on top of it.
5) The result: Not gonna be much posting on Sunday.
If you guys want, you can entertain yourselves by composing haikus a...