Today's Evil Beet Gossip

This Can Only End Well

jaimee_foxworth Child star Jaimee Foxworth -- who appeared on Family Matters before appearing in pornography and later on Celebrity Rehab -- is pregnant by her longtime boyfriend. "I haven't been this happy in years," she says. "I am excited about what the future holds for us." Jaimee plans on releasing an autobiography in mid-2009 and is working on a hip-hop album and a reality show. "Being sober has opened my eyes to a whole new world," she says. "I've been through a lot of pain in the past and I never really wanted a child until recently. I now look forward to years of joy...

Do You Still Care About Kelly Clarkson?

kellyclarksonispissed.jpg It's funny, because I came home tonight from a verrrry long Arizona day -- seriously I went to a Cardinals game and then out for drinks with friends and somehow it was immensely stressful, but that's what being home does to me -- and I really felt like listening to Kelly Clarkson's My December, so I brought it up on Rhapsody and started rocking out to it. I don't care what anyone says, I like that album. And then I'm flipping through the news trying to see if there's anything important I misse...

Get Back to Rehab, Chyna

chyna_drunk_pink Um, if you can believe it, Chyna was rushed to the hospital early Saturday morning when friends found her passed out with cuts on her arms. From TMZ: We've learned Chyna was rushed to the hospital early Saturday -- her birthday. She was so drunk when she was admitted, the shrinks at the hospital couldn't even do a psych evaluation. Paramedics were called to her home in Burbank just before 5:00 AM. Saturday. She was celebrating her birthday with a few friends and had way too many drinks -- which didn't mix well with her prescriptions. ...

Some Items of Note

1) There is absolutely nothing of any interest going on anywhere in the world right now. Trust me, I asked everyone. 2) I'm in Scottsdale at my dad's house, where the Internet moves at about the speed of the fat asthma kid in fourth grade. 3) I am still sick. 4) Wendie is even sicker than I am, and she has the added bonus of a sick kiddo to deal with on top of it. 5) The result: Not gonna be much posting on Sunday. If you guys want, you can entertain yourselves by composing haikus about Lindsay Lohan's relationship with Samantha Ronson in the comments. THEY MUST BE IN HAIKU FORM. I will pick a winner. The winner will get absolutely nothing, but there will be bragging rights, I can promise you that. />1) There is absolutely nothing of any interest going on anywhere in the world right now. Trust me, I asked everyone. 2) I'm in Scottsdale at my dad's house, where the Internet moves at about the speed of the fat asthma kid in fourth grade. 3) I am still sick. 4) Wendie is even sicker than I am, and she has the added bonus of a sick kiddo to deal with on top of it. 5) The result: Not gonna be much posting on Sunday. If you guys want, you can entertain yourselves by composing haikus a...

Boots FAIL

paris hilton Oh, Paris. I don't care whether you're in Aspen or Los Angeles or Mt. Everest. You're competing with Lindsay Lohan each and every day of your life, and it simply cannot be done in those boots. Lindsay Lohan is the reigning boots champion of the world. The boots you are wearing are not nearly as cool as the ones Lindsay's been wearing lately, plus how are we supposed to get a pic of your slipping and eating shit in the snow if you insist on such sturdy footwear? And lastly your name is not writt...

Your Daily Lohan

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at Neiman Marcus Pictures Photos Lindsers looks fantastic like always (these days!), smoking a cigarette with SamRo outside of Neiman Marcus after a long, hard day of shopping. Hey, at least something in her life is long and hard these days! (Ba-dum-bum ching! Honestly people if I were getting laid AT ALL I wouldn't have to make these jokes.) I continue to obsess upon her boots, and would like to say thank you to the commenter who told me where to find the knock-off versions of the boots she was wearing here. I received the...