Today's Evil Beet Gossip

AnnaLynne McCord Is in a Bikini

56424829annalynne_mccord142009110744pm My first reaction to these pictures was that the 90210 starlet had alerted the paparazzi to the fact that she'd be frolicking around Miami Beach this weekend ... but, when people do that, don't they then wear makeup? AnnaLynne McCord looked just like any other skinny Miami Beach chick when the photogs snapped her this weekend. If this were Heidi Montag, there would be there THREE SOLID INCHES of makeup on her face, which NEVER would have touched the (gasp!) public saltwater. But AnnaLynne? Jus...

Seriously, Though, Who Isn’t David Spade Fucking?

425spadesheridan112308 How does this dude land these chicks? He knocked up a Playboy Playmate last year, he's dated Pamela Anderson and Heather Locklear, and now he's running around Vegas playing grab-ass with Nicollette Sheridan, who he's apparently been porking since November. The two had dinner together on Saturday at Sushisamba in the Palazzo in Las Vegas. “Although there wasn’t major PDA, they definitely were affectionate throughout their meal,” a source reports. Spade sipped Diet Pepsi with his meal while Nicole had a Belvedere mo...

North American Box Office Sets Record in 2008

The North American box office saw a record haul of $9.78 billion in estimated grosses, almost 2% higher than last year. It's important to note, however, that this is because ticket prices were so much higher in 2008. There were only 1.36 billion tickets sold in the U.S. and Canada in 2008, compared to 1.4 billion in 2007. That's a 4.7% increase in ticket prices compared to a 2% increase in grosses. Still, movie theaters have done quite well this year compared to other industries, but entertainment typically does comparatively well during a recession. So don't worry, people! You may have lost your job and found yourself unable to land another, but there'll be no lack of demand for Lindsay Lohan's services in the foreseeable future. Big sigh of relief, I know. />The North American box office saw a record haul of $9.78 billion in estimated grosses, almost 2% higher than last year. It's important to note, however, that this is because ticket prices were so much higher in 2008. There were only 1.36 billion tickets sold in the U.S. and Canada in 2008, compared to 1.4 billion in 2007. That's a 4.7% increase in ticket prices compared to a 2% increase in grosses. Still, movie theaters have done quite well this year compared to other industries, but entertainme...

The Obama Girls Start School Today!

Sasha and Malia Obama Pictures Photos Is it really, really horrible of me that I'm totally rooting for like a billion cell-phone camera pics of Sasha and Malia Obama at Sidwell Friends to hit the web in the next couple of days? It probably is, but I can't help myself. On Monday, the First Daughters will attend their first day of school at Sidwell Friends, the exclusive, private D.C. school they'll be at while their father is President. The country hasn't had a First Kiddo since Chelsea (who also attended Sidwell), and she was ...

Quite Possibly the Cutest Picture Ever

chris_rock_grandma For whatever reason, Chris Rock took his grandmother to sit courtside and watch the Knicks play the Pacers on Friday. Granny looks like she knows way more about sports than I do. She knows when to clap! I always clap at the wrong time. I'm all like "FUCK YEAH WHO'S BOSS NOW???" and whatever poor soul is at the game with me is like, "Uh, that was the other team scoring. Have another beer and shut up please." Grandparents are the cutest. My grandfather actually sent a package of Hannukah...

Looks Like Al Franken Won the Minnesota Senate Race

al_franken I was reading this article on my Treo this morning at brunch, and I looked up at my friends and said, "Hey, looks like Al Franken's gonna win the Minnesota Senate race!" and they were like "That thing is seriously still going on?" and then promptly returned to more important matters, like drinking mimosas and spoon-feeding coffee to their one-year-old daughter, which actually happened. But, yeah, they're still counting votes in the Minnesota Senate race, and now it looks like former SNL-er...

Never Mind, Tara Reid’s Still at Promises

Tara Reid Drunk, Pictures, Photos You know, I don't know much about Promises, but I get the impression that they don't like people to leave before they've logged their 30 days. And it turns out that early reports that Tara Reid had left after 22 days were false. Tara is still at Promises, says her rep, and sources inside her camp say "she's doing well" and that "the whole family is very positive about this being the new beginning for her." Aw, Tara, I'm rooting for you, girl. This has been a long time coming. I'm hoping...

Video of Lindsay and Sam Fighting on New Year’s Eve

Apparently all the "in love" pics of Sam and Lindsay from NYE were just for show -- they were fighting the entire night. Here's a first-person account from TheDirty:
Lindsay, Sam and I took the same limo to the club. They made the limo driver wait 30 minutes for them to come out. Which made me pissed because I had to wait for it to drop them off. Then I got a call that I had to wait another 15 minutes because Sam and Lindsay were fighting/crying. When I got in the limo it reeked of weed and there was trash from a cigarette pack and some used napkins in it. I got to Mansion and there was so mad chaos between Lindsay and Sam already… Lindsay was doing whatever she wanted and she sat wherever she wanted, screwing up the whole seating chart for the night. She had to go inside fix her makeup before she went back out to do red carpet. When I got there, I went to the red carpet and Lindsay finally came out and acted like nothing was wrong and nothing happened and smiled for the cameras. Her people pushed me aside. The “happy” pictures that are circulating of the them on the internet are complete BS. Lindsay walked over to the DJ booth for the countdown to midnight and Sam and her smiled for the cameras for all of 30 seconds. When the photographers were told to move from the stage everything went back to them fighting. I was in the booth on stage next to Lindsay and all night she kept going back and forth to the DJ booth yelling at Sam asking when she would be done so she could spend time with her. Then she’d go back to her table and start texting on her blackberry. I didn’t see her drink, but she definitely didn’t look sober. Sam was cool about it all. When I started talking to Sam, Lindsay came up and started yelling at me “That’s my girlfriend. I love her!” and thought I was trying to steal her woman. I was trying to tell her to chill out, but she was out of it (high in my opinion). She started yelling at Sam telling her she wanted her gone and then she told all the security that she wanted Sam out of there. Sam told me not to worry about Lindsay because she’s nuts. Lindsay yelled at Sam again and Sam flipped her off. That totally pissed off Lindsay and she wound up leaving the club with some dude with long black hair, a blonde chick and a brunette chick. Sam was left there by herself and I felt kinda bad for her. Sam jetted not too much lomger after leaving the DJ’ing to some random dude. So, in my opinion they broke up on New Years. I decided.
Judging by this video, it looks like Lindsay is the insane one in the relationship while Sam is trying to keep everything cool. That doesn't surprise me at all. Update: Different video, same fight: /> Apparently all the "in love" pics of Sam and Lindsay from NYE were just for show -- they were fighting the entire night. Here's a first-person account from TheDirty: Lindsay, Sam and I took the same limo to the club. They made the limo driver wait 30 minutes for them to come out. Which made me pissed because I had to wait for it to drop them off. Then I got a call that I had to wait another 15 minutes because Sam and Lindsay were fighting/crying. When I got in the limo it reeked of weed and t...