OH THE DRAMA.
Sometimes you just love somebody so much that you literally have to go on E! to bid a tearful videotaped farewell to her and then publicly blame her death on Tila Tequila. Which is exactly what Courtenay Semel did this week. Casey was literally her other half (how would that actually work, in a literal sense?) and she will never -- probably -- be with anyone else ever again. For the rest of her life. Ever. She will love Casey literally forever and ever. Literally. In the literal sense. Forever and ever. Not even figuratively you guys.
How can vapidity shine so brightly through grief?
Courtenay also mentions that she's sorry she ever brought Tila Tequila into their world, "because she destroyed it." You'll recall, of course, that after a stormy and violent and drug-riddled relationship with Casey Johnson, which, I believe, involved one of them setting the other's hair on fire, Courtenay started dating Tila Tequila. And then they broke up and Tila started dating Casey. And now Courtenay is on E! talking about Casey's drug-related death and Tila's blame in that, because obviously everyone was totally sober back when they were setting each other's hair on fire and beating each other up, and Casey, at age 30, could never be expected to be responsible for her own physical well-being and/or sobriety.
So, ya know, this whole thing is totally insane, and it makes me super happy that I am neither rich nor famous. />
OH THE DRAMA.
Sometimes you just love somebody so much that you literally have to go on E! to bid a tearful videotaped farewell to her and then publicly blame her death on Tila Tequila. Which is exactly what Courtenay Semel did this week. Casey was literally her other half (how would that actually work, in a literal sense?) and she will never -- probably -- be with anyone else ever again. For the rest of her life. Ever. She will love Casey literally forever and ever. Literally. In the litera...
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Because I can't watch it.
First off, I apologize for my recent absence around these parts. My laptop is very sick. It's at the Apple store right now undergoing emergency surgery, and hopefully it will come out alive and well. My friend lent me her laptop in the interim, but trying to be creative on a foreign computer is kind of like Mark McGwire playing baseball without steroids; it's just not as impressive and things take much longer.
But I thought I'd share with you the video footage Sarah Palin's Fox News debut. Maybe I could have watched the whole thing if she hadn't been sitting next to Bill O'Reilly, who, in the first few minutes, tries to convince me that Sarah Palin is not a threat because she is both a mother and an American. Because, you know, once we chicks pop out kids in this country, we lose all potency to effect change in other arenas. There was nothing misogynistic about that remark, Bill. You're a peach.
Furthermore, there is nothing at all threatening about Sarah Palin, unless you care about silly girl things like reproductive rights and foreign policy and evolution and the sheer terror that runs through your body when you realize how much of the country is reading this woman's book without throwing something at the wall.
The truth is, I'm not especially angry about Sarah doing Fox News. I would way rather have her there, preaching to her choir, than in public office, capable of impacting those of us who don't watch Fox News. />
Because I can't watch it.
First off, I apologize for my recent absence around these parts. My laptop is very sick. It's at the Apple store right now undergoing emergency surgery, and hopefully it will come out alive and well. My friend lent me her laptop in the interim, but trying to be creative on a foreign computer is kind of like Mark McGwire playing baseball without steroids; it's just not as impressive and things take much longer.
But I thought I'd share with you the video footage Sar...
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James McAvoy and Seth Rogen take on ... a cancer comedy? [Pajiba]
Everyone thinks Lohan's gonna be the next celeb to kick the bucket. Sad face. [Celebslam]
Jennifer Lopez rocks the cover of Elle. [popbytes]
Rachel Zoe: still totes ana. When is this going to be actually addressed on her TV show? [Pop on the Pop]
Rihanna shows off her curves in a bathing suit in Mexico. [cityrag]...