Today's Evil Beet Gossip

“Give Me My Kidney Back!”

Ahhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! This is a funny story for a slow news day:
A Long Island doctor is going through a messy divorce, and he's asking for an unusual bit of compensation from his wife -- his kidney! According to the NY Post, surgeon Richard Batista, 49, dumped his wife after she allegedly cheated on him -- and is demanding $1.5 million in compensation for the kidney he gave her. "I saved her life and then, to be betrayed like this, is unfathomable," Dr. Batista tells the paper. "I feel humbled and betrayed and disregarded. This divorce is killing me." Richard donated the organ to wife Dawnell Batista in 2001. Within the next two years, Batista claims, his wife began an affair with her physical therapist David Cazalet. The therapist denies the infidelity, telling the newspaper, "We're friends -- we've never had an affair." He added that Richard Batista is "a big monster."
Ha ha ha ha ha! This divorce is gonna cost her an arm and a leg ... and a KIDNEY!!!! (I couldn't resist.) (Seriously it's a really slow news day.) />Ahhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! This is a funny story for a slow news day: A Long Island doctor is going through a messy divorce, and he's asking for an unusual bit of compensation from his wife -- his kidney! According to the NY Post, surgeon Richard Batista, 49, dumped his wife after she allegedly cheated on him -- and is demanding $1.5 million in compensation for the kidney he gave her. "I saved her life and then, to be betrayed like this, is unfathomable," Dr. Batista tells the paper. "I fe...

Lindsay Lohan in Interview Magazine

Very cool interview and photo shoot with Puss 'N' Boots in Interview magazine this month. Lindsay has a lot of interesting and intelligent things to say, and this interview reminds me why I love her so much:
I just feel as though it's become a situation where people have manifested this caricature of who I am, and they act as if there's no real person inside of it. I mean, people really have come to believe-directors, producers, agents, whoever it may be-that I started in this because I wanted to be a celebrity. But that was never my intention ...?I wanted to be a movie star. But movie stars are not what they used to be. When I was a kid, I thought movie stars were women and men who were in these great films that we still look at now. But I don't think there are too many films coming out these days that we're going to look at in the future and say, "This is one of the great ones." Like, what is the great film that I will tell my children about? I'm still going to tell them about the old films, the Hitchcock films. And people my age don't even know who those people are. I can't even have a conversation with most people of my generation about that, because they'd be like, "Okay, she's a freak. Something's wrong with her." And the worst part is, in terms of what people see of me, I have become this girl who just loves to be photographed, doesn't know how to focus, doesn't know how to work on set, just loves the attention, knows how to go out at night, knows how to party. And you know what? I was 20 years old. I never went to college. And I lived maybe six months out of my life like that, doing something wrong, and then I stopped. God forbid I should have ever learned my lesson. But at this point it's so hard for people to even believe that there was a lesson to be learned at all, because they just think I'm wrong. All these people think I'm never going to be right, because it's more interesting to fabricate this other girl. Who wants to read a tabloid story about a girl who is doing well?
When the interviewer suggests she take some time and hide away someplace where no one knows her:
But it's so impossible for me to actually do that. When I was in Dubai, there was still press lined up around the hotel. So I find it close to impossible to actually do that. I mean, it is what it is. This is what I asked for, and in this day and age that's what actually goes on. But what hurts me the most is that I work just as hard as any other actress around my age, like Scarlett Johansson, but I just don't get the opportunities that they get because people are so distracted by the mess that I created in my life. But that doesn't mean it's going to last forever.
As the folks at E! point out, Dubai is basically the new Las Vegas, and Lindsay was there for a huge hotel opening -- of course there'd be press. And they point out that Scarlett has managed to avoid the paparazzi for the most part, and even kept her wedding a secret. Secretly, as we all know, Lindsay doesn't want to be out of the spotlight, not even for a little while. [gallery] /> Very cool interview and photo shoot with Puss 'N' Boots in Interview magazine this month. Lindsay has a lot of interesting and intelligent things to say, and this interview reminds me why I love her so much: I just feel as though it's become a situation where people have manifested this caricature of who I am, and they act as if there's no real person inside of it. I mean, people really have come to believe-directors, producers, agents, whoever it may be-that I started in this because I wanted to be a celebri...

I Am Just Going to Call Him “Cow Poo” for Short

lisa_bonet Lisa Bonet and her boyfriend, Stargate: Atlantis star Jason Momoa, had a baby and named him Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. I was trying to pronounce it and I kept getting hung up on the "kauapo" part. I hope that's pronounced like "cow poo," because that's what I'm gonna call this kid, because honestly that would be less ridiculous than the name they actually gave him. Also did anyone else know that Lisa Bonet legally changed her name to Lilakoi Moon in 1995? I had no idea. Otherwise I...

Balthazar’s Out!

balthazar_getty America hates him, the U.K. hates him, and it looks like the producers of his hit TV show, Brothers & Sisters, feel the same way. The filthy womanizer, who left his wife alone with a newborn baby while he frolicked around the world with Sienna Miller, is being written out of the series ASAP, say sources. According to sources who work on the fan-favorite ABC drama, the show's writers and producers have rewritten certain scenes and storylines in order to phase out Balthazar Getty, who play...

Cast of “Celebrity” Apprentice Announced

Donald Trump at International Hotel and Tower in Las Vegas, Pictures, Photos Sigh. I am SO OVER Donald Trump and this stupid show of his. If it weren't the slowest news day in recent history (YES I KNOW THERE'S A WAR IN GAZA BUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CELEBRITIES) I wouldn't even report on this. With NBC now issuing its cue Thursday to go public, the major media can take pride at having kept the lid on names like country music's Clint Black, TV personality Khloe Kardashian and former "Baywatch" babe Brande Roderick. Others risking the wrath of Donald Trump in the boardroom will i...

Is That a Muu-Muu????

56440935kate-hudson182009124246am I mean, sure, Kate Hudson's put on some weight lately, but I'm not sure her stylists could have done a better job of drawing attention to this fact than with this turquoise potato sack she wore to the People's Choice Awards. The hair and makeup are a hot mess, too. Lastly: I'm fairly certain she's drunk. The whole night was a miss for Kate -- oh, except she did win the Favorite Leading Lady Award for her role in My Best Friend's Girl. I don't know how that is possible since nobody saw that...

Anne Hathaway Wants Barack Obama to Explain Rick Warren

What does Anne Hathaway expect from Barack Obama in 2009? An explanation, dammit, of why he chose Rick Warren to do the invocation at his inauguration. Anne, I'd like an explanation of how you spent four years of your life dating a man who falsely claimed to be the CFO of the Vatican without catching on. We don't always get what we want, my dear. /> What does Anne Hathaway expect from Barack Obama in 2009? An explanation, dammit, of why he chose Rick Warren to do the invocation at his inauguration. Anne, I'd like an explanation of how you spent four years of your life dating a man who falsely claimed to be the CFO of the Vatican without catching on. We don't always get what we want, my dear. ...

OH HELLS YES! Total Hottie Garrett Hedlund Cast in Lead in Tron!!!!

garrett_hedlund Um, I'm a little upset with the Hollywood Reporter right now. They have an article today about how Garrett Hedlund landed the lead role in Tron, the $150 million Disney sequel to the 1982 cult classic by the same name. The title of the article is "Little known actor lands lead in "Tron" sequel." Ummmmmm... I am going to ignore the fact that "little-known" needs to be hyphenated there. Instead, I am going to focus on the fact that Garrett Hedlund is very well known to me. He is the star of the Lindsay Lohan row-boat blow-job s...