Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Anne Hathaway: High or Crazy?

Her acceptance speech at the Critics Choice Awards last night was really painful to watch and makes me kind of remember why I used to hate her. Also: the look on Angelina Jolie's face is priceless. Angie lost out to Anne for the award. Which kind of explains this picture: anne_angie Her acceptance speech at the Critics Choice Awards last night was really painful to watch and makes me kind of remember why I used to hate her. Also: the look on Angelina Jolie's face is priceless. Angie lost out to Anne for the award. Which kind of explains this picture: I love this photo so much. Angelina could not look less happy to be in this photograph. Pure gold....

Dayum!!!

Check out this behind-the-shoot video of Serena Williams for H magazine. She looks freakin' fantastic!!! Serena spent quite a few years looking awkward and mannish, but she has really blossomed in the past year or two. Her body is just incredible, and she has finally been working with makeup artists who bring out the beauty in her face. Love it, love it, love it. /> Check out this behind-the-shoot video of Serena Williams for H magazine. She looks freakin' fantastic!!! Serena spent quite a few years looking awkward and mannish, but she has really blossomed in the past year or two. Her body is just incredible, and she has finally been working with makeup artists who bring out the beauty in her face. Love it, love it, love it. ...

Olivia Wilde: Still Prettier Than You

Olivia Wilde I just kind of think that House's Olivia Wilde is the most beautiful person on earth. Every time I see her I'm just like, "Wow. She's prettier than me by a lot." That's kind of how I approach every other woman on the planet. I'm just like, "Is she prettier than me or uglier than me? By what degree? If she's prettier than me, what could I do to be more pretty like her?" And with Olivia it's just like "Nothing. There is nothing you can do to be this pretty." Here's Olivia at a fashion event...

The Rest of the Critics Choice Awards Dresses: Because You Know You Love It

56448690critics_choice19200912840am In the thumbnails find: Amanda Bynes and the world's worst extensions, Laura Dern looking like a trashier version of Tonya Harding (honestly! she looks awful!!!), Penelope Cruz and some seriously horrible lighting, Angela Bassett looking pregnant when she probably isn't, Kristen Bell showing off her ass, Elizabeth Banks, Eva Longoria Parker, Emile Hirsch with some very tragic facial hair, Katy Perry in cheap lingerie, Kate Beckinsale, Taraji Henson, Anne Hathaway and more! Seriously this red...

Suze Orman’s New Book Available for Free Online

I once saw Suze Orman lecture live, at a women's event in California. She was very loud and sometimes condescing, and, on occasion, saying things I disagreed with, but, all in all, this is sound financial advice for the average woman. And now she's giving it away for free. The entirety of her new book, Suze Orman's 2009 Action Plan, is available on Oprah's site, for free download. I have now completed my reading of page one, and I already want to smack Suze Orman up-side the head but only after (and before) I vomit. In the first paragraph of the book she talks to me like I'm an idiot. And then the rest of the book she uses words that I don't know. This woman's appeal eludes me. But it's nice, I guess, that she's trying to make this financial world palatable for women. We're such fragile silly creatures who can't possibly be expected, as adults, to know how to manage our finances responsibly. Actually, I think I've nailed it. I think this is why Suze Orman bothers me. Because she speaks to these adult women who haven't a clue about how to make a financially responsible decision. And maybe what I'm angry at is the education system that handed high-school diplomas to these now-adult 18-year-olds with absolutely no grasp on the credit markets in the U.S. economy or how one should best save and invest their money. Like, would it be okay if our high schools replaced the section on the literature of the Middle Ages with, say, this stuff? Because, like, yes, it's important to have a broad liberal arts education, but it's also important to, ya know, have a populace who can side-step things like the enormous La Brea Tar Pit of our current economy. Anyway. Book's worth a read. Some good stuff in there. And it's free. Don't worry, though, she'll be doing speaking engagements all over the country after this, and those won't be quite so free. />I once saw Suze Orman lecture live, at a women's event in California. She was very loud and sometimes condescing, and, on occasion, saying things I disagreed with, but, all in all, this is sound financial advice for the average woman. And now she's giving it away for free. The entirety of her new book, Suze Orman's 2009 Action Plan, is available on Oprah's site, for free download. I have now completed my reading of page one, and I already want to smack Suze Orman up-side the head but o...

The King and Queen

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Could anyone possibly look more gorgeous and in love than Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the Critics Choice Awards on Thursday?? I think not. I have to say though, Angelina is skinny skinny skinny and I feel like her malnourishment is making her age faster. She's only 33 years old!! Can you believe that? I feel like she looks much older. Maybe she's just wise beyond her years ... or maybe her body's having trouble regenerating skin cells because she's starving. [gallery]...

The Sanjaya Memoir???

sanjaya_malakar ZOMG. When you're releasing your "memoirs" at the age of 19, it can only go downhill from there. Along with his EP, due January 20, Sanjaya Malakar will be releasing a book, Dancing To The Music In My Head: Memoirs Of the People’s Idol. It follows him from his pre-fame days to his rise through the reality competition to life after “Idol.” Wow, dude, you're like almost a full two years late on capitalizing on this shit. That memoir needed to hit bookstores in, like, May 2007. Good luck with...