I don't want to hear anything from anyone in Miley's camp ever again about how she's just a sweet, innocent little girl.
The only good thing about those tits being practically up against her jawline is that hopefully it'll make it harder for her to talk. Seriously, she looks like a hooker at the Renaissance Faire. Like she's about to offer me a fucking chicken thigh and a blow job.
Virginity FAIL. ...
The deadline to apply for the weekend writer position on Evil Beet is Monday at 5 pm PST. More details are here. Thanks to those of you who have already applied.
Also we'll be announcing the winners of the Big Rob T-shirt Contest early next week. I meant to get it done today but I got a headache. But I've been reading through all your entries and they're funny as all hell, so thanks for being your typical awesome selves. />The deadline to apply for the weekend writer position on Evil Beet is Monday at 5 pm PST. More details are here. Thanks to those of you who have already applied.
Also we'll be announcing the winners of the Big Rob T-shirt Contest early next week. I meant to get it done today but I got a headache. But I've been reading through all your entries and they're funny as all hell, so thanks for being your typical awesome selves. ...
Love her, love her, love her.
Perfect.
The only thing is that if you look at the close-ups of her face it looks like she's been crying all day and they went overboard with the concealer to cover it up....
This is actually a very perfect look on her and I don't really have anything mean to say.
Okay, that's not entirely true: She needs to get her roots done.
Other than that, this dress highlights her perfect hourglass figure, and I'm actually thinking it would look really good on me, too. I may borrow it later on, B!...
The cut is reminiscent of her infamous 2000 Grammy dress (intentional decision?), but this is a much more adult spin on it, and I think she looks lovely. Oh, and for those of you who buy the rumors that she's on the rocks with Marc (personally, I don't), he was there at her side as she walked the carpet....
Holy crap!
This is not a fat girl, but she looks like they needed a shoe-horn to get her in that dress. She's busting out everywhere! Maybe it looked better in person, but they could have taken a few Polaroids of this and known it was a bad idea. She looks awful.
Hair doesn't work, jewelry doesn't match the dress, and who the hell told this girl she could pose at the Golden Globes like she was waiting on a cab?
No, no, no. ...
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I'm bothered by the fact that this look is eerily similar to her Critics Choice dress. It's a similar cut and a similar color. What's up with that?
And if Brad Pitt doesn't have pink eye, he really shouldn't be wearing those glasses on the red carpet.
Still: they're the most beautiful people ever. ...
Looooove the hair and makeup, but the dress is a bad call on her body. It makes her breasts look small and her hips look wide.
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Personally, I love this look. The color is great, love the diamond ring, and her arm definition is STUNNING. That's some shit you can't buy.
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We'll have all the pictures of the dresses and a discussion of the winners later on tonight, but if you want to discuss the Golden Globes right now, this is your thread. ...
Patrick Swayze has checked into the hospital for observation after coming down with pneumonia as a result of chemotherapy. He is hopeful that he will be released soon, and get back to promoting The Beast, his new TV show with A&E.
Meanwhile, I promise to stop texting people to complain about the flu I have today.
Our thoughts are with you, Patrick!!!...