Today's Evil Beet Gossip

HUGE SHOCKER! AUBREY O’DAY TO DO PLAYBOY!

16089116aubrey_oday1017200811923am Well I'll be! I never thought I'd see the o'day! Aubrey O'Day will be the cover girl for the March issue of Playboy. "I'm honored to be a part of the Playboy legacy and look forward to my March cover hitting newsstands on February 13," she says in a statement. Seriously you guys if you live in the LA area and you're going to need any airbrushing done in the next month or so, I strongly recommend you get it done PRONTO, because everyone in Southern California who's ever even illeg...

Victim of Roman Polanski Rape Wants Dismissal

Wow, this is quite an interesting story:
The woman who was raped by fugitive director Roman Polanski three decades ago when she was 13 lashed out at the Los Angeles County district attorney's office on Monday, saying she is being victimized again by prosecutors' focus on lurid details of what happened to her. Samantha Geimer, 45, filed a legal declaration asking that the charge against Polanski be dismissed in the interest of saving her from further trauma as the case is publicized anew. Now a wife and mother of three children, Geimer said that the insistence by prosecutors and the court that Polanski must appear in person to seek dismissal "is a joke, a cruel joke being played on me." Geimer said she believes prosecutors are reciting sexually explicit details of the case to distract from their office's own wrongdoing 31 years ago. The alleged wrongdoing was brought to light in the documentary "Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired," which prompted the director's lawyer to file a motion for dismissal. A hearing is set for Jan. 21 on Polanski's motion for dismissal. But prosecutors have said he must appear in person — an act which would risk his arrest. "If Polanski cannot stand before the court to make this request, I, as the victim, can and I, as the victim do," she said in the declaration signed at her home in Kilauea, Hawaii. In a motion filed Jan. 6, Deputy District Attorney David Walgren provided sexually explicit descriptions of the 1977 assault of Geimer during a photo shoot by Polanski. It included extensive testimony from grand jury transcripts at the time which included graphic details of the incident. The details of Polanski's sexual activity with the girl had never before been described in legal documents Geimer said she was disappointed that the district attorney "has, yet one more time, given great publicity to the lurid details of those events for all to read again."
I admit I don't understand the legal intricacies of all this, but, man, I feel awful for this woman, having her story dragged throughout the press over and over again. Aren't underage victims supposed to have their names kept out of this stuff? Or is it legal to release their names once they're adults? Roman Polanski is 75 years old now and living in exile in France. />Wow, this is quite an interesting story: The woman who was raped by fugitive director Roman Polanski three decades ago when she was 13 lashed out at the Los Angeles County district attorney's office on Monday, saying she is being victimized again by prosecutors' focus on lurid details of what happened to her. Samantha Geimer, 45, filed a legal declaration asking that the charge against Polanski be dismissed in the interest of saving her from further trauma as the case is publicized anew. ...

I Agree With Robert Redford!

robert_redford I've said it forever now -- there are waaaaaay too many film festivals. Every little town in America has a film festival now! I'm pretty sure my neighbors hold film festivals in my living room when I go out of town! And by "film festivals" I of course mean "meth parties"! But that's neither here nor there ... Anyway, Robert was asked by some intrepid reporter whether he thought there were too many film festivals these days. Here's what he had to say: Yeah. That's a tricky thing for m...

Is This a New Paris Hilton Track???

Take a listen to "Jailhouse Baby," which is reportedly-maybe-possibly one of the tracks off Paris Hilton's new album. God save us all. She can't really be doing this, right? /> Take a listen to "Jailhouse Baby," which is reportedly-maybe-possibly one of the tracks off Paris Hilton's new album. God save us all. She can't really be doing this, right? ...

Quotables

holly_madison_pdc "We actually shot it in July. It was back before I got conservative." Hugh Hefner's former girlfriend -- and Criss Angel's current love -- regarding the Girls Next Door farewell issue of Playboy, which will be the magazine's February issue. This is funny on so many levels. I will enumerate them so that you don't miss any. First: Holly's conservative now? I totally missed that memo. Second: They shot the GND farewell issue in July? So Hef must have parted ways with these girls awhile ago. Third: I love how Hugh Hefner says goodbye to his three girlfri...

At Least Somebody Wants to Be Close to Jennifer Love Hewitt

55930409jenniferlovehewitt10122008112714am Ouch! BURN! I'm such a bitch. Jennifer Love Hewitt, who called off her engagement last week, has received a three-year restraining order against 62-year-old David Nolte, who she claims has been stalking her. The actress stated in a court petition that Nolte recently sold his home in Colorado and moved to Los Angeles to be closer to Hewitt. Documents also include dozens of letters allegedly sent by Nolte, describing violent and sexual fantasies Hewitt. The actress wrote that she bec...

Kelly Rutherford Fears Estranged Husband Will Leave the Country with Their Son

Kelly rutherford and son hermes and husband David Giersch pictures photos Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford is being punished by the gods for naming her child Hermes. She's filed paperwork to bar her estranged husband, David Giersch, from leaving the country with their two-year-old son, Hermes, for fear she'll never see him again. He, in return, is alleging that she was violent and once threw a laptop at him. I am alleging that perhaps this kid would be best if kidnapped and raised in the People's Republic of Congo, or anywhere else where the majority of the populace hasn't heard of...