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Taylor Momsen: Action Hero

Taylor Momsen Takes on Pap Patrol
This is a phenomenal video of Taylor Momsen getting all kung-fu to avoid a crazy swarm of paparazzi. I think part of it's a stunt double, but, still. Very amusing. Love her. />Taylor Momsen Takes on Pap Patrol This is a phenomenal video of Taylor Momsen getting all kung-fu to avoid a crazy swarm of paparazzi. I think part of it's a stunt double, but, still. Very amusing. Love her....

We’re Really Still Pretending That Elijah Wood Is Straight?

Elijah Wood and Girlfriend Pamela Racine Pictures Photos I mean, is Elijah Wood still pretending that Elijah Wood is straight??? Elijah and his "girlfriend," Pamela Racine, were spotted exercising together in Venice on Wednesday. The two have supposedly been dating since they met on the set of Everything Is Illuminated in 2004. That's an awful long time for a "real" relationship to last in Hollywood. Come out already, Elijah! Image via Bauer-Griffin...

Joaquin Phoenix Is Going to Be a Rapper?

Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck Pictures Photost This is total news to me, but apparently Walk the Line star Joaquin Phoenix has retired from acting to pursue a career in rapping, with an album to be produced by Sean Combs. He is scheduled to make his first public performance Friday at a Las Vegas club. At the same time, Casey Affleck has decided to direct a documentary about Joaquin's journey into the music business. Not only are Casey and Joaquin friends, but Casey is married to Joaquin's sister, Summer Phoenix. And I, for one, am no...

Doug Reinardt Tells His Side of the Story!

Amanda Bynes and Boyfriend Doug Reinhardt Pictures Photos Oooh! In an effort to remain relevant for 20 more seconds, total douchetard Doug Reinhardt is telling his side of the Amanda Bynes break-up story, claiming he ended the relationship. "She wouldn't even let me have a guys' night out without flipping out on me," Doug said to E!. "So it's over." A source close to the douchetard said Doug told Amanda he was having "a night out with the boys" on Wednesday. Around 2 a.m., Amanda showed up unannounced at Doug's house and banged on the door...

Hey, You Think I Was Rough on Raven-Symone?

1226214155240 Men's website Spike.com has just released a list of the Top 7 Butterbodies. Listen, I may talk my fair share of shit about Mandy Moore's personality, but I've never called her "chunky, pudgy and out of shape ... like she spent the last few years on a couch watching television and eating tubs of Neapolitan ice cream." And I once said Liv Tyler was wearing the wrong dress for her super-buff legs, but I never said "she looks like a dowdy housewife who indulges in too many home-baked cookies." And I thin...

A Real American Hero!

0115093hero1 Meet Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger III, the US Airways pilot who kept his cool and perfectly crash-landed an Airbus A320 in the Hudson River -- avoiding any ferries, water taxis, or, ya know, the city of Manhattan. Everyone I've heard talk on the subject so far says that water landing like that are extremely difficult, and that the plane almost always falls apart on landing. Sully's aircraft barely saw a scratch. Sullenberger, 57, has worked for US Airways since 1980, and before that sp...

Steve Carrell Saves a Local General Store!

Tish Vivado of Marshfield will run the Marshfield Hills General Store Awww, what a great guy!! For Hollywood funnyman Steve Carell, who spends his summers in Marshfield, the Marshfield Hills General Store was an opportunity too good to pass up. "This is much more of an emotional investment than a business one," Carell said of his recent purchase of the store. "I saw an opportunity to help to preserve a little piece of history," Carell said in an e-mail. "I also felt that places like the Marshfield Hills General Store represent a gathering place, and giv...

Holy Shit: Plane Crashes Into the Hudson River!!!

f ZOMG. This is INSANE -- but everyone is fine! A commercial plane took off from LaGuardia and landed in the Hudson River six minutes later after geese flew into the plane and took out BOTH engines. The Airbus 320, operated by US Airways, glided into the river without damaging its bottom, and the crew was able to guide all the passengers out to the wing, where they were quickly rescued by passing ferries and water taxis. Added to that is the fact that half of midtown Manhattan saw this plane go down and called 911,...

Just When You Thought Nothing Could Top a Mini-Me Sex Tape…

article-1116473-030f02b6000005dc-959_468x462 ... they made the contestants on the UK's Celebrity Big Brother dress up like bears and eat from a honeypot. I mean, they made all the contestants do it, but you know this shit never would have come up in a pitch session if Verne Troyer hadn't been on the show. I know it's only the third week of January, but I think this is going to wind up being my favorite celebrity picture of 2009. Jump inside to see my favorite celebrity picture of 2008 ... if you hadn't already guessed what i...