Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Us Weekly Tears Jennifer Love Hewitt a New Asshole

captfa8a7668a01c07bafb64f2f3b3ae6d77 I haven't picked up a copy of the latest issue of Us Weekly, but I think I might, because the Internets are all abuzz with what a spanking they gave Jennifer Love Hewitt about the recent end of her engagement. According to the magazine, J.Love had already bought her wedding gown and set the date and destination for her spring 2009 wedding when she called off the nuptials. Aw. But apparently it's all Jennifer's fault. The "serial heartbreaker" is "needy and immature" with "trust issues" and...

Can We Inaugurate Ashanti’s Breasts, Please?

ashanti_inaug1 On Tuesday, America threw conservative politics out the window. Ashanti followed suit by throwing conservative dresses out the window, too. This is what she wore for the Hip Hop Summit Inaugural Ball in DC. She looks sexy as hell from the front, but this isn't really the kind of dress that you pose for a side shot while wearing, honey. And, yeah, dude, that's Bow Wow she's posing with in the first shot. ...

This Makes Me Feel Like a Slightly Less Successful Writer

t1wideobama47cnn Most days I'm all like, "Yeah, beyotch. I'm 26 years old and I make a living as a writer" and I think that is pretty badass of me. Then I go and read that the dude who wrote Obama's inauguration speech is 27 years old. He's supposedly the youngest White House speechwriter on record (I don't think this is true -- Ben Stein was younger when he worked for Nixon, right?), and he's just written arguably the most important Presidential speech of our generation. Oh, and his name's Jon Favreau (bu...

So In Love! (Today.)

Courtenay Semel and Casey Johnson at Sundance Pictures Photos I am doing my part to keep Courtenay Semel in the spotlight for as long as possible, just because I am certain one of these days she will do something so absolutely insane on camera that it will make it all worth it. Honestly, eventually she's just going to snap and, like, tie Nicole Richie to a leather sofa and cover her in honey and fire ants and film the whole thing on a CoolPix camera and email it to Nikon demanding a sponsorship. She is that kind of crazy. Here's the former lover of ...

Celebs: They’re Just Like Us!

90120NN1 They don't lose the baby weight instantly! Jennifer Garner refuses to hide from the paparazzi -- taking Seraphina Rose to a check-up at the doctor and dropping off Violet at school -- while showing off a little bit of the remnant baby weight. It's so nice that she hasn't holed up for a month only to re-emerge with a picture-perfect (and surgically improved) body. She's living a real life post-pregnancy, like most moms! I love Jen so much. Image via Bauer-Griffin...

I Am Not Going to Make a Turtle-Races Joke

I didn't know this previously, but apparently Dakota Culkin, Macaulay's sister, was leaving Marina del Rey bar Brennan's when she was hit by a car and killed on December 9. She was also apparently trashed.
Culkin, 29, had traces of alcohol in her system, Corral said, although it wasn't immediately known what her blood alcohol level was. Culkin, who had recently moved to L.A. to pursue a career in film production, had reportedly just left a Marina Del Rey bar before she crossed the street and was hit. Culkin's family also indicated to investigators that she'd been going to therapy for alcohol addiction, Corral said.
OMG, the hours I clocked at Brennan's when I lived in LA ... they race turtles there on Wednesday nights. I'm not kidding. You rent a turtle for $1 (or bring your own!) and then the turtles have little race heats and you cheer on your turtle while getting out of your mind wasted. I mean, there's not really a way to watch turtle races and not drink. I lived about a mile and a half from Brennan's, and I still never drove myself. I called a cab or had a DD. I knew how messed up everyone gets at Brennan's. It is a get fucked up kind of bar. But I never worried about getting too drunk to cross the street. Wow. BE CAREFUL out there, kids!! />I didn't know this previously, but apparently Dakota Culkin, Macaulay's sister, was leaving Marina del Rey bar Brennan's when she was hit by a car and killed on December 9. She was also apparently trashed. Culkin, 29, had traces of alcohol in her system, Corral said, although it wasn't immediately known what her blood alcohol level was. Culkin, who had recently moved to L.A. to pursue a career in film production, had reportedly just left a Marina Del Rey bar before she crossed the street and wa...

Michelle Obama’s Inauguration Ball Dress: Love It or Leave It?

Michelle Obama Inaugural Ball Gown Pictures Photos I went over to my mom's tonight to watch American Idol, but she first made me watch Big Bang Theory, which is like her favorite show in the world. Honestly my mom is slowly turning into an old person, and I can tell because she says things like, "Oh, I just love this show. I laugh at it every week." And it reminds me of this old nanny we used to have who had to put us down for our naps by noon exactly so that she could watch her "stories." And if we refused to nap we would have to come sit ver...

Shia LaBeouf Loses His Drivers License

shia labeouf injured hand outside hospital in cast pictures photos Whoops! Shia LaBeouf has finally had his license suspended after his refusal to take a Breathalyzer test following the July car crash that left his hand mangled. The Eagle Eye star had his driver's license suspended Saturday, a result of his refusal to take a Breathalyzer test when he was busted on suspicion of driving under the influence following a July car crash, a DMV official tells E! News. "It was suspended for refusing a chemical test," the official said, noting that, even though LaBeouf was cleared of a...