Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Fur Hags!

fur hags 190109 Check out what the PETA peeps have done to Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Personally, if I were going to vandalize this star, I would just write "WHY????" on it. Also, I've mentioned it before on my Twitter, but it bears repeating: Mary-Kate and Ashley's fashion line, The Row, sells a pair of lambskin motorcycle pants for $1700. YES WITH TWO ZEROS. Jesus Christ, for that kind of money, they should be made of Angelina Jolie's skin. ...

Who’s Rude and Thoughtless Now, Bitch?

alec_daughter Nothing makes up for a childhood full of irate alcoholism like a trip to the Screen Actors Guild Awards. At least, that was probably what Alec Baldwin was thinking when he took his daughter, Ireland, to the awards on Sunday night. Alec famously railed against his pre-teen daughter (with Kim Basinger) in a voicemail rant that leaked onto the Internet last year. Alec took home the SAG award for outstanding male actor in a comedy series, which means his fellow actors have forgiven him, but when...

Phoenix Comicon!!

dsc01720 Hi guys, before I peace out for the weekend and hand the reins over to Soleil, I just wanted to put in a quick plug for the Phoenix Comicon, which is going on this weekend at the Mesa Convention Center. The folks in charge caught wind of the fact that I was both in the Phoenix area and also a secret Trekkie, and they extended a special invitation. So I spent the afternoon geeking out at the event with my mom and my old college buddy Marc. I listened to the beautiful and hilarious Marina Sirt...

Still Going Strong!

sjp_matt2 Despite being constantly dogged by break-up rumors, or rumors that their marriage is a sham, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick showed up arm-in-arm to the Broadway premiere of The American Plan. Sarah looks fantastic, per usual, but Matt is looking haggard. I mean, he does not look good. He used to have this quirky sort of handsomeness that is rapidly devolving into a very serious case of the ugly. If he's cheating on Sarah, he's a moron. [gallery]...

Zooey Deschanel Working on New She & Him Album

Zooey Deschanel Many of us die-hard Zooey Deschanel fans have fallen in love with her on more than just the big screen -- her debut album with her band, She & Him, was called Volume One and exceeded everyone's expectations. It's a really great album! If you haven't heard it, I'd highly recommend checking it out. So it's fantastic to hear that the newly engaged Zooey is recording a follow-up album with her musical partner, M. Ward. "We're working on it. I can't say exactly when it will be finished. ... ...

Please Welcome the Newest Beet!

Everybody: Put your hands together for the newest member of our Evil Beet team, Soleil Stephens! Soleil will be working weekends starting tomorrow, while Wendie helps me out during the weekdays. Thank you sincerely to everyone who applied. I had so many strong applications it was mind-boggling, and, like last time, I was blown away by the amount of talent in this readership. I am pretty damn convinced that Evil Beet has the smartest readers of any gossip blog out there, and that makes me so proud. But Soleil's application stood out from minute one, and I'm confident that she will be a fantastic addition to this team, and that you guys will fall in love with her. I will let her introduce herself in more detail when she starts tomorrow, but, for now, feel free to say hello. />Everybody: Put your hands together for the newest member of our Evil Beet team, Soleil Stephens! Soleil will be working weekends starting tomorrow, while Wendie helps me out during the weekdays. Thank you sincerely to everyone who applied. I had so many strong applications it was mind-boggling, and, like last time, I was blown away by the amount of talent in this readership. I am pretty damn convinced that Evil Beet has the smartest readers of any gossip blog out there, and that makes me so...

Moving On!

rachel_mcadams Aw, this is kind of tragic to me. I wanted Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling to live happily ever after until she died slowly in a nursing home with no recollection of who he even was. But it turns out she's forgetting about him way, way sooner -- she was spotted getting all smoochy-smoochy with her new boy, Josh Lucas, at Tuesday night's Moet-sponsored Purple Ball in D.C. "They were so lovey-dovey," says our spy, "nibbling on each other's necks, gazing into each other's eyes and doing a lot of fl...

Kelly Osbourne: Back in Rehab

kelly_osbourne Awww, Kelly. The rest of her family is sober, but Kelly keeps relapsing. The 24-year-old is back in rehab. "Yeah, Kelly's in rehab," the matriarch of the Osbourne clan confirmed to RadarOnline.com. "What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we're proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she's getting it." Sharon didn't want to reveal the location of the rehab facility where Kelly will be for at at least the ...