I mean, she's not working, at least not in films, but she did drop the tiny amount of weight she needed to lose when we saw her this past fall, and her wardrobe is decidedly less frumpy. In fact, she looked quite lovely at the Dior show in Paris today. I give this an A.
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Benji Madden made it his mission to look like as hardcore a douchebag as he possibly could at the Nylon Mexico magazine launch in Mexico City this weekend.
Seriously?
This is what you're getting invited to these days, Benji? Boutique magazine parties south of the border?
It's all good, though -- it was clearly an A-list event, as my favorite jailbait meth-head, Cory Kennedy, was there to snuggle up with him. Honestly, Cory's losing a little of her charm for me. She used to be my Favorite. Z-Lister. Evah. But ...
You guys think I'm kidding, but I am not.
This is probably the least insane I have seen Amy Winehouse look in years.
It's one of the latest pictures of Amy coming from her extended vacation in St. Lucia (you can tell because she's wearing the tourist trap T-shirt), where she's supposedly falling in love with a local tennis instructor.
Whatever he's doing in or out of the bedroom, it's working. She still doesn't look like a completely healthy human being, and she could stand to gain about...
Mariana Bridi da Costa, the Brazilian model who had to have her hands and feet amputated due to septicemia caused by a urinary infection passed away on Saturday.
"God is comforting our hearts because he wanted her to be with him now," her father Agnaldo Costa told reporters outside the hospital where his daughter died. "I can't accept that my daughter left us so soon."
What an awful, awful end to this story.
This poor family. I hope they find the comfort they need right now. ...
Some teenagers toilet-papered swindling financier Bernie Madoff's Palm Beach house last night.
Strips of white toilet paper hung from trees in front of his Palm Beach estate after two teens anonymously called The Palm Beach Post and took responsibility for the prank, the newspaper reported.
The teens, who did not identify themselves during the call, said they were retaliating after losing their trust funds to the accused swindler.
Madoff is currently under house arrest in his Park ...
Gasp!
What is my mother going to do?!
I just pray that Big Bang Theory will continue to put on new episodes, because Ugly Betty is being temporarily shelved by ABC, and I'm really not entirely sure how my mom is going to get through her life without her favorite show. My mom losing Ugly Betty is kind of like taking my Ambien away from me. I just don't know how I'd function.
(Side note: I got a text from a girlfriend today: "Ambien update: My house phone and my glasses are missing." I was like, "I know! I lost my glasses to an Ambien attack, too. I never found them!" She was like, "What do I do?" and I was like, "Blame the dog." I told her that the next dog I get, I'm just...
Hi, guys. Before I do anything, I just have to brag. Wanna know where I am right now? Poolside. I'm still in Arizona, hangin' with my pops, and it was such a gorgeous day today that I felt physically nauseous about staying inside. So I took my laptop out to the community pool, and, thanks to the new wireless router I bought my dad, I get internet out here. So I am in a bikini getting a tan while I write this. Okay, I'm done bragging now. I'm just so proud of this brilliant blogging-by-the-pool id...
Hey, remember Jeopardy? That game show that was relevant before game shows involved eating crickets and performing oral sex on Tila Tequila? (Is there really any difference?)
Anyway, I guess it's still going on, and they've finally decided to move into the 21st century. No, no, contestants will not be challenged to make postal service uniforms out of Alex Trebek's toupees (good idea, though) -- rather, they're allowing contestants to test for the show online.
Have you applied for The R...
Is it you???
Fess up!
The Kevin James flick was #1 at the box office once again. I mean, in fairness, this is a pretty easy week to be #1 at the box office -- it had to beat out Underworld: Rise of Lycans and Hotel for Dogs -- but still. Who is going to see this film? ...
After first canceling a shitload of U.S. dates due to "vertigo," Janet Jackson has now postponed the Japan leg of her Rock Witchu tour, citing "the impact of economic crisis."
This is the most non-euphemistic euphemism I can think of to say "no one was buying tickets." I mean, seriously, Janet, next time, just blame sushi....
She's alive!!!
After falling off the radar for OVER A WEEK, Lindsay Lohan and some weird-ass gloves resurfaced this weekend in New York, along with her mom and sister, Ali. Dude. CHECK OUT THE TITS ON ALIANA. That girl is 15 years old. She can't drive a car, but you sure can motorboat those titties.
Wrong, wrong, wrong. ...