He could get a date with any A-lister in Hollywood -- but George Clooney doesn't want 'em!
The latest chick he's been seen out and about with is a perennial game-show contestant!
The brunette -- who has used three different names on at least four different game shows -- was spotted grabbing sushi with Hollywood's most eligible bachelor.
Kate/Katie/Stephanie has appeared on "The Price is Right" and "Hollywood Squares." She also reportedly won $350K on "Don't Forget the Lyrics!"
WOAH!!!
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Check out the ad for PETA that NBC wouldn't allow to air during the Super Bowl.
Here is -- no joke -- NBC's verbatim complaints about the video:
* licking pumpkin
* touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
* pumpkin from behind between legs
* rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
* screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
* asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
* licking eggplant
* rubbing asparagus on breast
I agree that it's really sad that we brutally slaughter animals for food, but the greater tragedy in this world is that we don't have footage of the NBC boardroom meeting in which this list was created. I just keep playing through mental images of guys in Armani suits and Rolex watches being all like, "Okay, so 'sucking on eggplant' goes on the list? Oh, no? No, you want to say 'licking eggplant'? Oh, okay, hang on, let me change it. Bob, do you think we ought to mention that the broccoli was fuzzy?"
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Check out the ad for PETA that NBC wouldn't allow to air during the Super Bowl.
Here is -- no joke -- NBC's verbatim complaints about the video:
* licking pumpkin
* touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
* pumpkin from behind between legs
* rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
* screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
* asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
* licking eggplant
* rubbin...
I thought not.
Funny story: a long time ago, when this blog was in its first months of existence and didn't have the swarms of frothing fans it has today (heh heh), I used to get a comparatively large amount of traffic from Asian countries from people searching for the phrase "brad beet." I couldn't for the life of me figure out who this Brad Beet person was until I realized that, in Asia, the way they pronounce Brad Pitt's name sounds a lot like "Brad Beet," and this video is a good example of that. />
I thought not.
Funny story: a long time ago, when this blog was in its first months of existence and didn't have the swarms of frothing fans it has today (heh heh), I used to get a comparatively large amount of traffic from Asian countries from people searching for the phrase "brad beet." I couldn't for the life of me figure out who this Brad Beet person was until I realized that, in Asia, the way they pronounce Brad Pitt's name sounds a lot like "Brad Beet," and this video is a good exam...
Here's a taste of what we can expect from Kelly's new vid. The whole thing leaked on the Internets Tuesday, but was quickly pulled.
This clip aired during tonight's Salt Lake City auditions of AmIdol.
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Here's a taste of what we can expect from Kelly's new vid. The whole thing leaked on the Internets Tuesday, but was quickly pulled.
This clip aired during tonight's Salt Lake City auditions of AmIdol.
Thoughts? ...
Despite what was widely reported this morning based on a National Enquirer story, Patrick Swayze's rep insists the actor has not stopped treatment for his pancreatic cancer and claims that he is “continuing his treatment."
I'm so confused by all these conflicting stories about Patrick's condition, and I hate that the National Enquirer would exploit a man's battle with cancer like this. Shut up, National Enquirer....
She's been #1 on the charts for eight gazillion weeks, but that's not enough for Taylor Swift -- she wants to get into fashion, just like everyone else. She's teamed up with teen favorite L.E.I. to "design" a line of uber-affordable dresses -- retailing for $14.
“I love dresses,” Taylor said in a statement. “And I have always had this dream to make an affordable sundress line.”
Of course you did, Taylor. What little girl doesn't dream of creating a line of affordable sundresses? We w...
This is the first I'm hearing of this, but, apparently, after Diddy fired Aubrey O'Day and D. Woods, apparently Shannon Bex just decided to quit without telling anyone, and now the group is over.
[Dawn] Richard told MTV News that despite the fact that Diddy kicked Aubrey O'Day and D.Woods out of the group last season, leaving only Shannon Bex, Richard and Aundrea Fimbres in the group, he was willing to have all the girls come back for the new season of "Making the Band" (premiering on Feb...
Look, I'm not usually one of those "fur is murder BLAAAAARGH" people, but you have to admit that there's something upsetting about Ivana Trump wearing what essentially amounts to an entire ecosystem. Especially when you consider that she probably spent upwards of $20K to cover herself in all that carcass, and she still couldn't shell out for a fucking pantsuit that fits. Unless having your jacket buttons stretch and rip against your midsection is what we're considering fashion-forward these days...
Awww, I really feel for NPH, because I am always having to pee at the most inopportune times, but this story really had me cracking up:
At last night's fan event for How I Met Your Mother at the TV Academy in North Hollywood, NPH made a dash for the bathroom in the middle of the panel discussion (proving even his two preggo costars, Alyson Hannigan and Cobie Smulders, are better at holding it).
Bad luck for Neil though, since Jason Segel remembered his buddy still had his mic on. Over the crowd's laughter, we fans could hear that Neil took a tip from Jack Donaghy and gave himself a little pep talk, saying, "Wake up!" before a publicist bolted in to tell him he was no...
Now that we're not getting new pics every day of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, it seems like every last starlet is trying to step up to the lesbian chic plate.
Right now: Mischa Barton, who sucked face with a girlfriend at her 23rd birthday party in Paris, and then was all like:
The anonymous female I was photographed with is actually my close friend Irina. Irina works as a model in Paris and since meeting a few months ago we have been spending a lot of time together. We share a l...
This shit ran in the New York Post.
And you guys think bloggers are mean.
Wow.
Thanks Carol!
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90210 publicity whore AnnaLynne McCord gave her sister a big, wet kiss on the lips on the red carpet for the Afro Samurai video game launch at the Geisha House in Hollywood.
Wow, those are just words I never thought I'd be putting together.
I'll tell you what, though: I wanna play me some Afro Samurai. I don't know anything about the game, but I love it based on the title alone.
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