Here is the gorgeous and talented Jennifer Hudson singing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl game.
J-Hud did a phenomenal job with this.
If only the refs had been equally competent!!!
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Here is the gorgeous and talented Jennifer Hudson singing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl game.
J-Hud did a phenomenal job with this.
If only the refs had been equally competent!!!
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Okay, okay, it's not Bart Simpson. It's Nancy Cartwright, who does the voice of Bart Simpson, leaving phone messages as Bart Simpson, trying to get people to attend some wacky Scientology event.
How is this legal????
Nancy Cartwright can't possibly own the rights to the Bart character for this purpose. Or is there some exception made for religious groups? />
Okay, okay, it's not Bart Simpson. It's Nancy Cartwright, who does the voice of Bart Simpson, leaving phone messages as Bart Simpson, trying to get people to attend some wacky Scientology event.
How is this legal????
Nancy Cartwright can't possibly own the rights to the Bart character for this purpose. Or is there some exception made for religious groups? ...
ZOMG.
The one time in my life that I actually care about a sporting event, and my heart gets ripped out from my chest and stomped on.
This is why I try not to care about things.
I even wore my little Cardinals jersey that I bought when I was visiting my hometown of Phoenix, and went to a big party and wore the 3-D glasses and cheered my little heart out.
It didn't matter.
I'm so crushed.
If you want to talk about the stupid football game that happened today, this is you...
Hi, guys. Beet here. I'm just butting in for a minute because News of the World just ran this picture of Michael "Size Fourteen" Phelps smoking a bong. WHICH WAS PROBABLY FULL OF TOBACCO. Right?????
I just couldn't let Soleil or anyone else write this story because they'd probably assume that this was marijuana, and you all know that my Phelpsy isn't smoking POT. He would NEVER do a thing like that.
Because if this is weed -- and someone can prove it -- Phelpsy's gonna be banned from the sport for FOUR YEARS. And probably lose all his big money ...
So, one of the plastic surgery websites recently ran a piece suggesting that Lady GaGa had a nose job recently. You can see their compare pic above.
To aid you guys in your diagnosis, I have posted in the thumbnails a bunch of pics of Lady GaGa before she had her signature look (well, she wasn't blonde yet, but she already had the slutty thing down pat) -- these pics are taken from Lollapalooza in 2007. The second set is of her commanding the DJ booth at some London club with Paris Hilton jus...
Seriously, you guys, how often do we have to do this? A female celebrity gains twenty pounds, stops looking uber-hot, the whole world calls her fat, then the whole world throws a fit about body image, then the fat girl thanks her fans and acts like she loves her body, then she loses thirty pounds and drops her fiance. Because everything was totally fine before. Sigh.
Up now: Jessica Simpson.
In her first performance since the flap over her figure, Jessica Simpson strutted across a Virg...
The House Bunny star and total plastic surgery victim (seriously, does anyone remember what she used to look like?) got engaged to her boyfriend, actor Chris Pratt, late last year, her rep confirms.
Anna filed for divorce from her previous husband, also a no-name actor, in April 2007.
Better luck this time around, Anna! Hopefully you won't have to change your whole face again!...
Lady GaGa looks like she overdid it a bit, as she's helped out of a London club and onto her tour bus.
That's one hell of an outfit!
GaGa's lost some weight since she hit the big time, that's for sure.
I have a feeling this is someone we're going to see on Celebrity Rehab in, oh, about a year.
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"I’m upset because I feel disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke. Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of me. It’s unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions ... I'm not attracted to him, he's too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will."
Evan Rachel Wood, once again shooting down rumors that she's doing the nasty with co-star and all-around gross man Mickey Rourke....
Tara Conner, the rehabbed Mess USA, appeared at a function for the Trump Organization yesterday looking VERY beautiful, professional and sober.
It's nice to see someone in the spotlight walk the walk for once!
Way to set a good example, Tara. You look FAB!
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Chad Lowe, who was divorced from Oscar-winner Hilary Swank in 2007, is having a baby with his new girlfriend, producer Kim Painter. She's due in early summer.
Babies are the new black!
Last year, Lowe said that his relationship with Kim and his gig on 24 helped him get through "a very dark period" after his split from Hilary.
Do you think Hil's pissed about this?
When is she gonna get preggers?...
The Illinois State Legislature has kicked out corrupt Governor Rod Blagojevich. Hooray!
The Illinois Senate unanimously voted to remove Gov. Rod Blagojevich from office on Thursday after an FBI investigation revealed he tried to sell a U.S. Senate seat to the highest bidder.
Blagojevich will be immediately replaced by Lt. Gov. Patrick Quinn, a fellow Democrat. No other Illinois governor has been impeached, let alone convicted in a Senate trial.
Each senator was given five minutes to s...