Rebecca Romijn, who is 36 years old and gave birth to two human beings on December 28, walked out of her house looking like this on Monday.
Ridiculous.
Even her vagina looks tight.
Nobody should be this small a month after birthing twins.
How are some people so genetically perfect?...
OMG!!!!
I'm sorry, but every time I hear about this stupid woman in California who had fucking OCTUPLETS when she already had SIX CHILDREN, I just get this mental image of Kate Gosselin pacing around her brand new kitchen, furiously scrubbing every nook and cranny and muttering to herself about that damn octuplet lady, trying to steal her thunder. Also, at some point in her rant she will misuse a word and then blame Jon for it.
The whole thing gives me such glee.
Anyway, stupid octuplet lady wants $2M for media interviews and commercial sponsorship to help pay the cost of raising the children.
Although still confined to an LA hospital bed, she intends to talk to two influential television hosts this week — media mogul Oprah Winfrey, and Diane Sawyer, who presents Good Morning America.
Her family has told agents she needs cash from deals such as nappy sponsorship — she will get through 250 a week in the next few months — and the agents will gauge public reaction to her story.
Her earning power, though, could be diminished by a growing ethical and medical controversy. Experts believe that the unnamed fertility specialists who gave her in vitro fertilisation (IVF) should not have implanted so many embryos, and in choosing to carry all eight to term, Suleman ignored guidelines, risking both their health and her own.
I, for one, am in the "this shit is messed up" camp. While I completely respect her decision not to reduce, what the fuck was this woman doing having IVF in the first place when she already had six kids? She seems crazy -- not, like, Kate Gosselin's endearingly OCD crazy, but really genuinely crazy -- and I'm kind of worried for these kids, personally. I will be kind of irked if the media shells out that kind of money to chat with her. People should not be encouraged to have a billion babies for the media attention. />OMG!!!!
I'm sorry, but every time I hear about this stupid woman in California who had fucking OCTUPLETS when she already had SIX CHILDREN, I just get this mental image of Kate Gosselin pacing around her brand new kitchen, furiously scrubbing every nook and cranny and muttering to herself about that damn octuplet lady, trying to steal her thunder. Also, at some point in her rant she will misuse a word and then blame Jon for it.
The whole thing gives me such glee.
Anyway, stupid octuplet...
Someone sent me the specs for the cattle call for Brit's "If You Seek Amy" video (no union folks, thank you very much), and honestly I get 10-year-olds posting on Evil Beet about the things they want to do to Miley Cyrus's "vergina" who have a stronger command of the English language than whoever wrote this shit. This is a truly embarrassing crucifixion of the written word. Britney probably wrote it herself.
Ahem:
SEXY BODIED PARTY PEOPLE / No Union Affiliation / Supporting / Male or Fema...
I thought today would be a sad day, what with the Cardinals losing last night and everything.
But it's actually a happy day!
There's a bench warrant out for Joe Francis's arrest! Oh, happy, happy day!
He failed to show up for a court date for his tax evasion trial. And this is a federal trial and a U.S. judge issued the bench warrant.
This is some serious shit! Why would Joey Boy miss his court date?
PUT HIM IN JAIL FOREVER!!!...
I am pretty sure everyone here is just doing their best Cate Blanchett impression.
Except for the Asian guy. He just hopes you have cocaine. ...
Woah.
I no longer think Christian Bale is hot.
Click here to listen to his loooooong and very frightening rant against what appears to be some manner of lighting tech on the Terminator: Salvation set. (WARNING: The audio starts automatically and contains profanity.)
I don't care how hard your day has been, or how hard your co-workers are to deal with, there is just no excuse for this kind of an angry rant against someone who isn't even fighting back. It accomplishes nothing, and Christia...
Hmmm, I don't know how I feel about this. It looks like they're getting close to making a film version of the totally amazing book Eat, Pray, Love ... with Julia Roberts in the lead role.
Columbia Pictures is in negotiations to pick up the movie rights, released by Paramount Pictures, to the best-selling memoir "Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything Across Italy, India and Indonesia."
Columbia is also in the process of making deals with the actors and filmmakers already connected to the screen project. They include Julia Roberts, who would sta...
Oh, Lindsay.
Stories about you hiding liquor under your table at the club and fighting with Samantha just never get old.
Oh, wait, except they totally do.
On Friday night, Lohan accompanied Samantha Ronson to ESPN The Magazine’s NEXT Pre-Super Bowl bash and the two apparently had yet another tiff. Pop Tarts has been told that an angry-looking Lindsay hung out near Sam's D.J. booth chain-smoking until the early hours while shooting her dirty looks. According to our insider, Loha...
"I wish her nothing but the best and I hope she's happy -- whatever size that comes in."
ZING!
Nick Lachey weighs in -- ha ha no pun intended -- on the media frenzy surrounding his ex-wife Jessica Simpson's weight gain.
Just to highlight exactly how big a deal this has become, our very own President made a comment on it during his Matt Lauer interview for the Super Bowl pre-game broadcast. The clip is below. Watch it now -- it'll be pulled soon.
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I love you guys, but, I gotta be honest -- I was planning on getting out of this gig pretty soon. You see, I had tens of thousands of dollars invested in death pools worldwide, betting on Amy Winehouse to be dead by the end of the year. I figured she'd kick the bucket pretty soon, and I could cash in and move to a Bahamian island. Actually, no, I'd probably move to Hawaii or something, since everyone just seems to die when they go near the Bahamas.
Except for Amy Winehouse.
While she's...
Um, so, I'm basically unreachable by MySpace these days. I never check those accounts. (My apologies to those of you who have friend requests pending.) So it's a relief to see that my old MySpace pal -- and Verne Troyer's former bedroom pal -- Ranae Shrider has finally joined Facebook and added me as a friend.
Homegirl is NOT READY to settle for fifteen minutes of fame. She is going to STAY IN OUR FACES, beyotch.
Ranae posted a shitload of new photos and re-started her PR machine tod...
They've been dogged by a lot of break-up rumors lately, but Gossip Girl co-stars (and lovers?) Blake Lively and Penn Badgley didn't seem to mind each other's company at the DirectTV Celebrity Beach Bowl in St. Petersberg, Florida on Sunday. I'm rooting for those crazy kids!!
Also there: Brody Jenner and his girlfriend, Playmate Jayde Nicole, Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon, Chace Crawford, Joel and Benji Madden, and Christian Slater.
But did everyone watch Puppy Bowl????
Puppy Bowl was...