If loving the exploitation of Lindsay Lohan's journey through emotional wreckage is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Is Lindsay Lohan a secret celebrity hoarder???? Yes. She is blatantly hoarding half the world's collagen in her lips. You can let some of that go, Lindsay. Do you really need all of it? I think there's a dead cat in there somewhere. (Seriously you guys do you remember that episode where they found that dead cat? ZOMG. I died. Not like that cat died, but you get it.) /> If loving the exploitation of Lindsay Lohan's journey through emotional wreckage is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Is Lindsay Lohan a secret celebrity hoarder???? Yes. She is blatantly hoarding half the world's collagen in her lips. You can let some of that go, Lindsay. Do you really need all of it? I think there's a dead cat in there somewhere. (Seriously you guys do you remember that episode where they found that dead cat? ZOMG. I died. Not like that cat died, but you get it.) ...

So I'm sitting at my desk at work today, minding my own business, and I hear my name mentioned in a nearby office. I ignore it. Then I hear it again. And then again. I finally get up from my little cubicle and follow the sound. The PR girls are huddled around a computer. "Oh good!" they say when they see me in the doorway. "We were just talking about how we needed to show this to you!" I can't believe I haven't seen this commercial before. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. I couldn't decide which jack-off joke I wanted to make first, but luckily there's a parody video that makes ALL of them. It's below. HAPPY FRIDAY!!! /> So I'm sitting at my desk at work today, minding my own business, and I hear my name mentioned in a nearby office. I ignore it. Then I hear it again. And then again. I finally get up from my little cubicle and follow the sound. The PR girls are huddled around a computer. "Oh good!" they say when they see me in the doorway. "We were just talking about how we needed to show this to you!" I can't believe I haven't seen this commercial before. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. I couldn'...

This episode is completely and utterly the stuff of which all Bad Girls are made. Flo limps around cursing Amber for her newfound lack of mobility and Kendra watches on with a smirk. Amber put it so eloquently put it: She did not intend to hurt Flo and Flo very intentionally threw her across the patio by her hair. Yet, Amber's bruises have healed and Flo will be in a boot for the remainder of the season. Pretty solid revenge if you ask me. Flo and Natalie get back to their wicked ways and...

If you haven't yet entered, today is your last chance!! Our FunLove.com by Fascinations contest ends at the end of the day on Wednesday!! We're giving away $200 in gift cards to FunLove.com to readers who tell us what their favorite bedroom toy is and why. You can get details on the contest here and the submission form is here. You guys have sent in some great stuff so far, and I'm looking forward to hearing from even more of you! />If you haven't yet entered, today is your last chance!! Our FunLove.com by Fascinations contest ends at the end of the day on Wednesday!! We're giving away $200 in gift cards to FunLove.com to readers who tell us what their favorite bedroom toy is and why. You can get details on the contest here and the submission form is here. You guys have sent in some great stuff so far, and I'm looking forward to hearing from even more of you!...

Popbytes has all the SAG red carpet looks that I was too damn lazy to post last night. Thanks MK! [popbytes] Diddy bought his 16-year-old son a Maybach and Snooki. [Celebslam] How to successfully cope with a celebrity breakup. [Pajiba] “Until We Have Better Science, Please Shut Up About My Pregnancy Pinot Grigio.” [Zelda Lily] The most unexpected Twitter fight ever: Joy Behar and Kirstie Alley? [Allie is Wired] Jessica Alba in fur: Real or not? [Celebitchy] Bristol Palin is not going to have sex until she's married ... for realz this time, guys!!! [Pop on the Pop] Why yes of course we have weird Avatar porn now. [cityrag] />Popbytes has all the SAG red carpet looks that I was too damn lazy to post last night. Thanks MK! [popbytes] Diddy bought his 16-year-old son a Maybach and Snooki. [Celebslam] How to successfully cope with a celebrity breakup. [Pajiba] “Until We Have Better Science, Please Shut Up About My Pregnancy Pinot Grigio.” [Zelda Lily] The most unexpected Twitter fight ever: Joy Behar and Kirstie Alley? [Allie is Wired] Jessica Alba in fur: Real or not? [Celebitchy] Bristol Palin is not going to have sex until she's married ... for r...

HOORAY! If it's anything like The Biggest Loser, consider me a fan! Here's a trailer for the new show produced by Ryan Seacrest, Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution, which will air on ABC. (How does Ryan Seacrest have time to produce television shows? I suspect he's cloned himself, Multiplicity-style, and he sends the really stupid one in to handle the Idol auditions.) It's yet another show addressing America's growing obesity epidemic -- did you know the current generation of the kids is the first in history to have a lower expectation of lifespan than their parents? I've talked ad nauseum about my frustration with obesity in this country, especially among children, so any TV show that's out there trying to show Americans what overeating is doing to their bodies -- and more importantly, to the bodies of their children, who lack the finances and the information to make their own responsible food choices -- is a thumbs-up in my book. I'll be tuned in! /> HOORAY! If it's anything like The Biggest Loser, consider me a fan! Here's a trailer for the new show produced by Ryan Seacrest, Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution, which will air on ABC. (How does Ryan Seacrest have time to produce television shows? I suspect he's cloned himself, Multiplicity-style, and he sends the really stupid one in to handle the Idol auditions.) It's yet another show addressing America's growing obesity epidemic -- did you know the current generation of the kids is the first in hi...