Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Holly Madison Quits Her Job at Playboy!

56130339holly_criss117200823756pm No way! I thought she wanted that job more than anything in the world!?? Holly Madison has resigned from her job as Playmate editor for Playboy -- apparently because she wanted to spend more time with Criss Angel in Vegas. Sources at Playboy says she hasn't really been doing much work around there recently anyway. It's funny -- I was watching Girls Next Door last night for the first time in forever. The episode looked like it had been filmed in early-to-mid 2008 (they were casting the 55th anniversa...

Tony Parker Buys a French Basketball Team

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria at SAG Awards Pictures Photos Eva Longoria's hubby -- who is originally from France -- has purchased the second-largest stake of ASVEL, France's most titled professional basketball team, and he will, he says, begin serving immediately as the club's Director of Operations. Not too shabby for a 26-year-old. "Why not, why not?" Parker answered, when asked if playing for the French club itself was in his plans. "When I'm 36, 37 years old, who knows how my NBA will go. Why not play one more farewell year in France afterwards? I've raised the subject with Eva, and she has nothing against liv...

The Big Rob T-Shirt Photo Shoot!

dsc01799 Hi, guys. So, today I came up with a really good use of our company's time and money, and I just wanted to share it here. Remember how we ran that contest awhile back for those Big Rob T-shirts? Well, the PR company sent me one as a thank-you for doing the contest, and the PR girl was like, "Hey, if you wouldn't mind, it would be awesome if we could get some pics of you wearing the shirt for our promotional materials," and I was like, "Oh, Lord, yes." I grabbed my coworker Laremy, the King of Film.com (and also the only person...

He’s Just Not That Into You: Marie Claire Photo Shoot

mcx030109_106_1_4-lg-69059943 Jennifer Aniston, Ginnifer Goodwin and Drew Barrymore -- all stars of the critically panned He's Just Not That Into You (I could have told you this film was gonna suck the instant they announced they were making it) -- sat down with Marie Claire for a chat and a photo shoot. Both are actually pretty adorable. You can read a portion of the interview here. This is my favorite part: Ginnifer Goodwin: I want alcohol. Jennifer Aniston: [to waiter] Grey Goose on the rocks with lime and oli...

Jessica Alba Cried Because She Had to Work Out

Jessica Alba Holding Baby Daughter Honor Marie Warren Pictures Photos Before we get into the meat of this particular story, I would just like to bitch about Jessica Alba for a bit. You see, when she was pregnant, she didn't want photographers anywhere near her. She was awful about it. She later claimed she felt fat and disgusting and didn't want people to see her that fat. Jessica: YOU WERE PREGNANT. It's OKAY to put on a little bit of weight during that particular time period! So, anyway, now that the baby's out (and she INSTANTLY dropped the baby weight), Jessica cannot whore out that child frequently enough...

Want Everyone to Know Where You Are at All Times?

Google has just launched what I like to call the Worst Idea Ever, but they're calling it iLatitude. Basically you can use cell phones and Google Maps to figure out where all your friends are at all times. Now, don't worry, you can hide your location from anyone at any time, but then when that person's your wife she's gonna be all like, "Dude, if you were at the office, why did you have to hide your location from me? WHY?" Seriously, this is the worst thing ever to happen to the world. I will not be signing up. Until all my friends do and pressure me to, and then I will, and then I'm going to hack into it so that my location always shows up as "In Michael Phelps' Bed." /> Google has just launched what I like to call the Worst Idea Ever, but they're calling it iLatitude. Basically you can use cell phones and Google Maps to figure out where all your friends are at all times. Now, don't worry, you can hide your location from anyone at any time, but then when that person's your wife she's gonna be all like, "Dude, if you were at the office, why did you have to hide your location from me? WHY?" Seriously, this is the worst thing ever to happen to the world. I wi...

Yes Of Course Sam Lutfi Is Suing Britney Spears for Slander

sam_lufti This dude is such a crackpot. Throw him in jail with Joe Francis and let them pop Ambien and poke around each other's asses all day. Watch me give a fuck. Oh no wait except I won't. Four days after the pop star was granted a temporary restraining order against former manager turned meltdown-enabler Lutfi and onetime paparazzo paramour Adnan Ghalib, Lutfi has filed suit against Spears and her parents for allegedly damaging his rep. While Britney, Jamie and Lynne Spears are all named in t...