Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Borat’s Hitting This

16524502isla_fisher25200982425pm The star of Confessions of a Shopaholic -- and Sacha Cohen's baby mama -- wore this to the NYC premiere of the flick. I can't say I love the dress (and I can say I hate the shoes), and, to be honest, homegirl doesn't really know how to work a red carpet. It's obvious she's had training, but the poses and the faces still come off a bit forced. She's a fantastic actress, but maybe modeling's not her thing. It's Isla Fisher's first film role as a leading lady. Can the comedienne carry a fil...

If You Can Believe It, Nick Carter Had a Drug and Alcohol Problem

nick_carter2 You know, I gotta admit, he does look 100% better now that he's healthy and not fat and yelling all the time. He was looking way gross toward the end there. I wonder if the newly single Paris Hilton will be knocking on his doorstep again. Here's the dirt: After 10 years of struggling with alcohol and drugs, Backstreet Boy Nick Carter knew he had a problem. But nothing could make him stop for more than a few months at a time – not a DUI, a bar brawl, or even his ballooning weight, whic...

Your Daily Lohan

90204P7 Oh, yay, La Lohan's back ... and she's driving! Yes, it's true, Los Angeles: Lindsay Lohan is BACK ON THE ROAD. She's got her license back after her DUI. Lindsay was riding solo during the day yesterday, but she met up with Samantha Ronson later in the day to attend a Vanity Fair party. And in the Vanity Fair photos, she's clutching that same marbled notebook. I wonder what's in it. I don't think it's a food diary, because no one wants to have to write down that they ate a bag of Do...

Holly Madison Blogs on MySpace About Playboy Job Sucking, Then Deletes It

Holly Madison and Criss Angel Being a Douche Hmmm, I'm not sure what to make of this. Apparently Holly wrote on her MySpace that she quit her job at Playboy because it paid jack shit and wasn't interesting anymore, but then when I went to look for the entry just now it was gone. Why did she remove it? Here's what she apparently said: "When one is trying to move on with their life, it isn't beneficial to spend so much time on something that doesn't pay much and sadly enough is no longer rewarding to you," Madison writes online. Three specific reasons for leaving: The job doesn't pay enough for her to commute fr...

Stephen Colbert Takes on Christian Bale

DISHONOR!

Some dude in Colorado has been robbing 7-11s using a bat'leth -- a unique Klingon sword from the Star Trek world. What kills me is that not only did someone rob a 7-11 with a Klingon sword, but that a witness on the scene was able to identify it so specifically. Like, "Oh, yes, that was definitely a bat'leth. It's a Klingon longsword. Dates back to about 625 A.D., if you believe the oral histories. It's ironic, really, because the name translates directly as "Sword of Honor," but if you told this story to its original designer, the warrior Kahless, he ..." but the guy didn't get to continue because he was then arrested for talking about Star Trek to a police officer. Thanks Linda! /> Some dude in Colorado has been robbing 7-11s using a bat'leth -- a unique Klingon sword from the Star Trek world. What kills me is that not only did someone rob a 7-11 with a Klingon sword, but that a witness on the scene was able to identify it so specifically. Like, "Oh, yes, that was definitely a bat'leth. It's a Klingon longsword. Dates back to about 625 A.D., if you believe the oral histories. It's ironic, really, because the name translates directly as "Sword of Honor," but if you told...

Miley Cyrus: “The Climb”

Miley Cyrus Here's Miley's latest single, "The Climb." It's off the soundtrack to her new Hannah Montana flick, and it just hit the Internets on Wednesday, although Miley debuted it at the inauguration concert where she performed a couple weeks ago. It's not a bad ballad, but I have to admit that I love the bubble gum, pop stuff out of Miley. She also doesn't have the super-strong voice you like to hear on ballads. I dunno. What do you guys think? Click below to play. ...

We Hear …

That the Jonas Brothers will be performing "Superstition" live at the Grammys ... alongside Stevie Wonder. Even our tipster said Wonder was "a complete tool for agreeing to this." What do you guys think? />...

Your Daily Lohan

lohan-1 Um ... so Puss 'N' Boots hasn't been out and about for "candid" photos hardly at all lately, and neither has Samantha. It's all very strange. Lindsay never just disappears like this. I miss her. In place of your Daily Lohan today, here's the flyer for the Valentine's Day party she and SamRo are co-hosting. It's at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Florida (yes, that's where Anna Nicole died), and I can't believe someone was so stupid as to pay Lindsay Lohan to host an event that Sama...