Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Still in Love!

Jennifer Hudson and Fiance David Otunga at the Grammy Awards Pictures Photos I have talked a lot of shit about Jennifer Hudson's fiance, I Love New York contestant David Otunga, in the past, but I take it all back. Apparently he has stuck next to Jennifer's side throughout all she's been through recently -- and he walked the red carpet with her at the Grammys, where she took home the award for Best R&B album. It takes one hell of a man to support someone through that kind of emotional crisis -- to not panic and run -- so I give mad props to David, and I'm so grat...

Let’s Talk About the Dresses: Leona Lewis

16529072leona_lewis282009104344pm This isn't absolutely the worst she could have done, but I don't think it was the right dress for her. It would have been fan-freakin-tastic on a Beyonce, but Leona's breasts are small compared to her hips, and this dress just emphasizes that asymmetry. If it had been looser around the bottom, or if she had a larger top, it would be stellar, but I don't think it's particularly flattering on her body. I also don't think it's the right color of nail polish for the dress and makeup. [galle...

The Return of the American Idol Men

16530056blake_lewis282009103032pm Two questions: 1) WTF was Blake Lewis doing at the Grammys? 2) What happened to his face? I don't know what happened to the former hottie, but he looks just awful here. I don't know if he's been overdoing it on the beer or the Cheetos or what, but this is not a good look for him at all. Also there, and looking very handsome by comparison, was Justin Guarini. I also don't know what he was doing at the Grammys, but at least he doesn't look like he ate Randy Jackson beforehand. ...

Oh Noes! Looks Like Subway Is Going to Dump Phelpsy!

Michael Phelps Penis Cock Through Speedo Pictures Photos First Kellogg's, now Subway. Apparently after his run-in with the wacky tobacky, Subway doesn't want Michael Phelps' foot-long anywhere near theirs. (Get it? That was a penis joke.) Exclusive! Subway has officially de-linked Michael Phelps as they prepare to drop his recently announced sponsorship deal. Before Michael’s bong hits hit the headlines, Michael Phelps was featured on the Subway web site. However, since the swimmer’s pothead scandal, Subway has removed all links to pages featuring the Olympic swimmer (s...

Quotables

fantasia_barrino "I'm going vintage on the red carpet. I have lost 20 pounds, so now I can get into vintage, because the women back then were petite. They were very small." Fantasia Barrino, discussing what she'll be wearing on the red carpet at the Grammys. Fantasia has recently announced that she is going back to finish high school, which is a good idea, because this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. She makes it sound like humans as a species have evolved to be larger since the 1920s. You're not wearin...

Sandra Bullock to Become a Full-Time Mommy!

sandra_jesse Nope, she's not preggers -- but Sandra Bullock will now be a full-time mom to the daughter of her husband, Jesse James. That's because the mom of the little girl -- a 5-year-old named Sunny -- is a porn star who is heading to federal prison. That's hot! On March 10, Sunny’s mother, former adult film star Janine Lindemulder, 40, will head for federal prison to serve a six-month sentence for income tax evasion. While Janine is behind bars, an Orange County, Calif., court awarded temporary...

Your Daily Lohan

56651014spasulka26200924036pm OMG! So many new pictures of Puss 'N' Boots today I could just implode. And she's wearing BOOTS. I really like this set of pictures, taken last night at a party for her hairstylist, Andy Lecompte. Something looks different about Linds -- she looks very happy, cute, playful. More adult but less old, if that makes any sense? Plus Samantha was there with her, and they posed together, and they look really happy and in love right now, which also makes me happy. [gallery]...

Phew! Michael Phelps Can Focus on Smoking Weed for the Next Three Months

Michael Phelps I'm sure Phelpsy is crying his little eyes out and wiping them with marijuana leaves, because USA Swimming has suspended him for three whole months. I don't even know what this means. I assume it means he can't compete, which I assume he is absolutely fine with, because mostly what he wants to do right now is get high and fuck cocktail waitresses. Oh, and they cut off their financial support to Phelps for the same three-month period, effective Thursday. I'm sure this is very hard on Michael, too, because he is deeply dependent on the thousand dollars a month US...

I Am So Glad I Am Way Over Paul Walker

paul-walker When I first saw him in Varsity Blues, I was all like, "That is the hottest dude ever. I'm in love." And I was so sure he was going to be this huge star, but then his career just kind of fizzled, and then he made Eight Below, which was like the career equivalent of jumping the shark. And he totally didn't live up to his hotness potential, either. I call it Ryder Strong Syndrome. I'm really glad I fell out of love with him awhile back, because otherwise the news that he's engaged to a 19-...