Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Yes Of Course We Have Photos from the Westminster Dog Show

56687796westminster210200992451pm What, you thought we wouldn't? These awards are like the Grammys of awesomeness. I cooed the entire time I was looking through these pictures. SO CUTE! I should note that Leo was specifically asked not to compete this year, because it would make it unfair for the rest of the competition. So, instead of being at the Westminster Dog Show right now, he is at home with me, attempting to eat my risotto after spending last night destroying one of my favorite sandals. Leo would win the award fo...

Addicted to Plastic Surgery!!!

surgery_129533s A 29-year-old British model who has had over 100 plastic surgery operations (costing more than a million dollars) is checking into plastic surgery rehab in Malibu, California -- and it'll all be filmed for reality TV, of course. "I've had so many operations that I can't feel my stomach, my left breast, or anything under my right arm," says Alicia Douvall, who first went under the knife as a teenager. "I've had 15 boob jobs. I've changed my eyes and nose, had facelifts. My philosophy is 'if it can be changed, it will be'. It's got to the stage where doctors in Britain refuse to treat me a...

More Details on Rihanna/Chris Brown Fight

rihanna-chris-clive This just gets worse and worse. Rihanna -- who is fully cooperating with authorities -- said Chris choked her until she lost consciouness, while threatening to kill her. They began squabbling after leaving Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party late Saturday. Shortly after midnight, things blew up. Brown pulled his silver Lamborghini to the side of a street in L.A.'s Hancock Park neighborhood. That's when, per the source, Rihanna grabbed the car keys and tossed them out the window, sending Brown into a rage. He tried in vain to find the keys, then came back to the car, put his hands around her neck and, according to the insider, said, "I'm ...

I Love It When Mandy Moore Fails

mandy_moore Why do I hate Mandy Moore so much? Oh, I don't know. Maybe because when her fashion line, Mblem, shut its doors this week, this was her statement: “I love the fashion world. I’m fascinated by it. I’m humbled by it. If I were to dip my toe back in there, it would have to be the right situation… a great partnership that could represent a true reflection of me and my ideas and, you know, that wasn’t happening. So next go round, that needs to be top of the list." It's the way she talks. It's so douche-y. So holier-than-thou. I dunno....

Rihanna Cooperating with Authorities, Chris Brown “A Little Concerned”

Despite earlier reports that Rihanna was not cooperating with authorities, it looks like she is cooperating fully. So, ya know, good for her. Meanwhile, T.I. went on Carson Daly's show last night and was asked about the incident. "I spoke to him today," T.I. said. "He's cool, you know. He's a little concerned about the situation, but he's still the same Chris. I told him, 'This too shall pass.'" Ummmm ... what the fuck, T.I.? I don't care what actually happened, someone should have told you that you do NOT GO on national television acting like domestic violence allegations are the kind of thing you can be "a little concerned" or "cool" about. You, my friend, are headed to jail in March -- isn't that right? So maybe you don't have this whole life thing figured out just yet, and maybe you should shut the fuck up. I'm just so annoyed with all this. /> Despite earlier reports that Rihanna was not cooperating with authorities, it looks like she is cooperating fully. So, ya know, good for her. Meanwhile, T.I. went on Carson Daly's show last night and was asked about the incident. "I spoke to him today," T.I. said. "He's cool, you know. He's a little concerned about the situation, but he's still the same Chris. I told him, 'This too shall pass.'" Ummmm ... what the fuck, T.I.? I don't care what actually happened, someone should have tol...

Does the Octomom Want to Be Angelina Jolie?

angelina_nadya The Huffington Post has an interesting piece today on Octomom Nadya Suleman -- apparently she's had plastic surgery, and it seems like the surgery was intended to make her look more like Angelina: Both women are 33 and are mothers to arguably, at least for now, the two most famous broods in the world. They also survived divorce, longed for children and chose to become single parents. Consider this: In photos of Suleman pre-octuplets out Monday, she looks noticeably different. She has had...

Plugging Shit My Friends Do: Lumnique Candles!

candle-royal Hi y'all! My gorgeous, sweet and brilliant friend Jen Rehm just started an amazing company called Lumnique Candles. It's a very cool website where you can customize beautiful candles for your friends or yourself. You can choose the color and scent of your candle, and include a customized message. It makes a great gift, and Jen is an amazing person who has, in the past, dropped everything to support me through some seriously messed up shit, so please check out her website and pass it along to y...

Felicia Culotta Back on Team Britney!

felicia-culotta Oh hells yeah! Finally some GOOD NEWS today! BritneySpears.com has confirmed that the adorable and supportive Felicia Culotta, aka "Fe" -- Britney's original assistant -- has left her job with the Jonas Brothers to rejoin Team Britney! "Britney has always held a special place in my heart, and over the course of the last year I have seen her work harder than she ever has in her entire life. Sadly, I am really going to miss the Jonas boys, but I felt I had to be a part of this exciting time in Britney's career....

Holy Crap! Rihanna’s Injuries “Horrific”!!!

rihanna1 Oh my gosh, you guys! This is JUST AWFUL!! From TMZ: Law enforcement sources have now gotten specific with us... police took pictures of Rihanna's injuries and they are "horrific." As we reported, the photos show major contusions on both sides of the singer's face -- there is serious swelling and bruising. Her lip is split and her nose bloody. We have now confirmed there are bite marks on one of her arms and on several fingers. And we now know this... Rihanna claims Brown struck her...

Rihanna Was in the Hospital on Sunday Night!

rihanna_milan3 It is looking more and more certain that Rihanna was on the receiving end of Chris Brown's domestic violence. RADAR heard from a source who was at Cedars-Sinai that night, and it's not pretty: It was some time after 12PM PST [Sunday] and I had been waiting in the ER department corridor when Rihanna was brought through the back entrance on a gurney, flanked by two LAPD officers. It was impossible to know it was her at first because when they wheeled her past me, she had the hood on her fuchsia-colored sweatshirt tightly drawn round her fac...

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