Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Evil Beet: Now With More Diner Dash!!!

diner_dash1 OK, so it's rare that I'm actually excited when someone bugs me wanting me to embed their silly revenue-generating widget thingy on Evil Beet. I get a lot of these requests, and, typically, I don't even write back. But these people have a games widget THAT INCLUDES DINER DASH! I don't know if you guys have ever played Diner Dash, but it's like the most addictive thing on the planet. I once lost an entire summer of my life to Diner Dash. It's like crack cocaine. And by that I mean "wonderful."...

Did Julianne Hough Have Work Done?

julianne1 Maybe it's just verrrry different makeup, but I hardly recognized Julianne Hough at the Country Music Awards nominations this morning. For comparison, here's what Julianne looked like in November 2008: And, conspicuously, I couldn't find any photos of her for the end of December and the entire month of January. Where was she hiding? And why??? I thought she was really, really pretty to start out with. [gallery]...

Looks Like the Rihanna/Chris Brown Fight Started Over a Text Message

riri Isn't that how they all start these days? Chris has had a girl on the side for awhile now, according to the rumors that I'm hearing, and she sent him a text message on Saturday night basically asking for a booty call. Rihanna saw the text and got pissed, and that's how the fight began. "He got a booty call. He got a text. Rihanna saw it and she got upset. They started to argue. She got out of the car. He wanted her to get back in, so he grabbed her," the industry source said. "She pulled...

In This Difficult Economy, You Definitely Want to Give Your Hard-Earned Money to the Crazy Octomom, Right?

suleman Oh, good. That's what I thought. Because Octomom has started a website, the Nadya Suleman Family Website, so that you guys can encourage her behavior by giving her money and sending her gifts. You can also look at pictures of babies hooked up to all sorts of tubes and equipments, their skin strange colors and their faces in discomfort, because that is what happens to babies when you have eight of them at once. Don't you want to encourage her to do this again? Yes yes. Give her money. America is alre...

Is Anyone Else Watching Toddlers & Tiaras?

pageant You guys, I've found my new favorite show. It's on TLC, and, each week, they follow three families whose children are competing in little-girl beauty pageants. When I say "little girls," I just want you to know that I am not talking about 12-year-olds. These girls are 6 or under. In the debut episode, one lady was competing her 2-year-old, who apparently started pageants as a 4-month-old. And she wasn't kidding! There are BABIES at these pageants. In one of the episodes, they award "Best H...