Today's Evil Beet Gossip

“I’m Not Fat, Y’all!!”

16542034jessica_simpson213200913718am Personally, I thought Jessica Simpson looked DAMN GOOD when she performed at Madison Square Garden with Rascal Flatts last night. I think the whole problem previously was the outfit. I swear she needs a new team of stylists that specialize in "I'm not really a size 2 anymore" wardrobes. This is NOT a fat girl, she just has this tendency to put on a tiny bit of weight and then choose the outfits that emphasize it the most. [gallery]...

NAACP Image Awards: The Dresses

Eva Marcille Here's the rest of the looks from the NAACP red carpet. I hate to admit it, but Eva Marcille looked gorgeous, as much as I dislike her and she will always be Eva Pigford in my book (she was SUCH a bitch on the show!!!). I like Taraji Henson's dress but I feel like it would have been way prettier in ANY other color. Tia Mowry was an enormous FAIL in my mind. That dress doesn't flatter anything about her. Jennifer Hudson took home the award for best new artist, and Beyonce won for be...

Usher’s Wife Went Into Cardiac Arrest Before Liposuction

Tameka Foster and Usher So, as you all probably know by now, Usher's wife, Tameka Foster, was in Brazil to have lipo on her tummy, and went into cardiac arrest after being put under general anesthesia. Tameka had just given birth to the couple's second son two months ago. Now, everyone wants to talk about how the stomach isn't ready for lipo that soon after giving birth, which is neither here nor there, because the lipo was never performed, you guys. The problem was with the general anesthesia. I have two questions: 1) Why on earth did she go to Brazil to have a simple, le...

Hollywood Still Rough for Idol Contestant Joanna Pacitti

356_joannapacitti17_1200459280 It is not a happy day in Beetsville. Both Wendie and I are exceptionally ill. Lord only knows what's going around right now. I have been sleeping pretty much all day, and, when I have dreams, I am sick in my dreams. Seriously it's just me in various scenarios being sick. I don't think I've ever had that happen before. WTF is up with that??? And I'm so sad to be sick on Leo's birthday, but actually I think he is very happy this way, because I stay put in bed and he can lick my face alllll day ...

Happy Birthday, Leo!!!

dsc00653 You guys, my little puppy turns 1 today!!! It has been SUCH a joyous year having Leo in my life. We were going to go for a long walk in the forest today as his birthday present, where there would be lots of exciting things to smell, but Mommy is sick today, so instead we're going to lay in bed, convinced we have septicemia like that Brazilian model who died, because that is what we think whenever we don't feel well these days. Leo does not leave my side when I'm in bed, except on occasion ...