A toned-tummied Lily Allen shows off her third nipple during an interview with Z100 at Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas. [gallery]...

Puss 'N' Boots is at Fashion Week, looking every bit as skinny and coked out as ever. She showed up to Charlotte Ronson's show, to support her eventual sister-in-law, along with Samantha. I actually really dig her outfit here -- but it's the kind of look you can only pull off when you're teeeeensy tiny, like she is right now. Seriously I'm getting reports from everyone I know who's seen her at Fashion Week like "OMG Lindsay is soooo skinny. Stupid skinny." Should we start a rehab c...

So you know how much of 30 Rock's plot last night revolved around McFlurrys? What's that, you didn't watch it? WHY NOT?? It's only the best show on television. Anyway, so the McFlurry was a big part of the show last night, and today everyone was talking about how Tina Fey's show must have scored big bucks from McDonalds from the product placement. I personally saw three Twitter friends last night tweet about how bad they wanted a McFlurry. (Wanna follow me on Twitter? Click here!) But Tina says...

The football star had lunch with his girlfriend -- who continues to wisely choose clothes that do not make her look like a Beluga whale in two belts -- in NYC's West Village today. The couple will be spending Valentine's Day together. "There is something about being in love, right?" Jessica said on stage at her concert last night. "It just makes you appreciate everyday, right?... That's kinda how I feel right now."...

Word on the street is that Jay-Z -- who discovered and mentored Rihanna -- is furious about what Chris Brown did to his protege last weekend. A source tells Us Weekly: "He hit the roof. Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew." Good for Jay-Z. Violence is never a solution, but against someone who would beat up his girlfriend like that ... I have to admit I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. Thanks Jessica!...

I know there are a lot of things going on in the world that many people consider devastating and tragic. I acknowledge all those things, but would argue that this is definitely the greatest human tragedy of the year so far. Remember being a kid and looking through the Guiness Book of World Records, and there was that lady in it with the ridiculously long fingernails, and you and your little friends would just discuss those fingernails for hours? (Okay, maybe your childhood was more exciting th...

Amanda Bynes, who recently dumped her douchetard boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, showed up at New York Fashion Week's Heart Truth's Red Dress Collection looking AMAZING!!! Good for her! Also there: Hilary Duff, Nia Long, Vivica Fox, Brittany Snow (now a brunette!), Jennie Garth, Tori Spelling and Olympic athletes Kristi Yamaguchi, Nastia Liukin and Amanda Beard. [gallery]...

Tara Reid has finally been released from her 60-day stay at Promises, and she just couldn't wait to talk about her newfound sobriety to In Touch Weekly. "Rehab saved my life," she says. "Before, I used to think about tomorrow and I hated it. Now I can't wait ... I realized partying is not what I am anymore." "The hardest thing was walking through the door for the first time (and) finally admitting that I had a problem," she continues. "I wasn't drinking any more than my friends, so I didn...

They put a gag order on Nadya Suleman's mother, Angela, after it was revealed that she was paid $40K to talk shit about her daughter to Radar magazine. Joann Killeen, Nadya Suleman's publicist, says that RadarOnline gave Angela Suleman $40,000 for the exclusive video chat. OK, now it's really getting ugly. And greedy! "I had to put a gag on Nadya's mother, who sold her out to RadarOnline," she told LA Weekly. "They paid her $40,000 to sell [Nadya] out, and she can't talk about her daugh...

Here's a little video message of Michael Phelps apologizing for his weed smoking ... to China! I guess they don't know about Chris Brown or the Octomom over there -- here in the U.S. no one even remembers this scandal anymore!!! I like how Phelpsy looks pretty stoned in this video, and you can see his little eyeballs move to follow the teleprompter. He couldn't even be bothered to memorize his own apology! Oh, and I got an email from a tipster last night: "A friend from U Mich said that he used to go to parties, HAMMERED and once after losing a game of beer pong feel asleep on top of her friend while making out." CUTE! Anyone else have Wasted Phelpsy stories?? Email me at evilbeet@gmail.com!!! /> Here's a little video message of Michael Phelps apologizing for his weed smoking ... to China! I guess they don't know about Chris Brown or the Octomom over there -- here in the U.S. no one even remembers this scandal anymore!!! I like how Phelpsy looks pretty stoned in this video, and you can see his little eyeballs move to follow the teleprompter. He couldn't even be bothered to memorize his own apology! Oh, and I got an email from a tipster last night: "A friend from U Mich said that h...

"I'm anti-Valentine's Day. I don't believe – and this goes for anybody – your man shouldn't love you for one day out of 365. He should love you 365 days out of the year. I want Valentine's Day every day." Carrie Underwood, who says she'll be spending Valentine's Day with her rat terrier, Ace. Sorry posting is slow today, kids. Both Wendie and I are still hella sick today. I should have gotten a flu shot!!! Stupid stupid stupid. ...

No, this little boy isn't this child's brother -- he's her father. Meet 13-year-old Alfie Patten, whose 15-year-old girlfriend had this baby girl, Maisie, four days ago. Alfie is four feet tall and says he "thought it would be good to have a baby." "When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble," he says. "We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react. I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it." OMG! He will be "good"? Is he worried he'll ...