Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paris Made It to Fashion Week!

56753417paris_hilton216200973902pm You really didn't think we'd make it through an entire New York Fashion Week without Paris Hilton showing up, did you? (Well, I was hoping.) Paris showed up at Jill Stuart's show, and held court alongside Kristen Bell, Michelle Trachtenberg, Jessica Stroup and sis Nicky. (Amanda Bynes is sitting next to Nicky, but you can't see her in most of these shots.) Paris is the same size as Jessica Stroup these days. That's scary skinny! What's with everyone losing weight these days? Oh, and I...

Demi and Selena Do Another YouTube

Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez decided to sit down in front of their laptop camera and dance around to a bunch of different songs, giving shout-outs to The Veronicas and Britney, among others. Somehow, this is less annoying than a Miley YouTube and less interesting. How is that possible? /> Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez decided to sit down in front of their laptop camera and dance around to a bunch of different songs, giving shout-outs to The Veronicas and Britney, among others. Somehow, this is less annoying than a Miley YouTube and less interesting. How is that possible? ...

Kate Moss Says She’s Not Pregnant, Just Gaining Weight

kate_moss_breasts Despite the rumors running around that Kate Moss is preggers, she claims she's just growing boobs (and a Buddha belly! Like me! Buddha bellies are so hot right now). She says in an interview with New York magazine: ""I've just started wearing bras. It's a miracle. Great timing for my lingerie collection. I've just grown breasts ... I am a woman now. It's true. Honestly, I've never worn a bra in my life. Ever! It's so awful, even my friends are phoning me up and saying, 'Are you pregnant?' And I'm...

Hayden and Milo Are OVAH!!

hayden-milo Thank goodness this shit is done and we can get Hayden on the singles scene as an adult. I think there will be a lot of fun to be had. Hayden and her man, Milo Ventimiglia, are over. "It was a lifestyle conflict," a source close to the couple says, adding that the split happened within the last week. "They were in very different places." Um, yeah. Like Milo's 30-something and Hayden is a 19-year-old sex symbol. The source says Hayden "is young. She likes to go out in the Hollywood scene and that's not his style." Hells yeah! A single Hayden out on the ...

Phelpsy Is Safe!

56428034michaelphelps2102009103856am1 Hi again! I just took a nap, a shower, then talked on the phone with my best friend for like an hour. I haven't talked to her in forever, and she makes me laugh harder than anyone on the planet, and I'm feeling better now. Still pretty icky, but my spirits are much higher. It is so hard to be trapped in the house alone for so many days. She and I have been best friends since we were little kids, and it's so funny how we can go without really talking for so long and then, when we do talk, she ...

Tom and Connor and Kill Me Now

tom cruise 160209 Hi guys. I know this is unbelievable, but I am still sick. Wendie is too, and I love her for working this morning even though she is. I was starting to feel better on Sunday but today it somehow sucks again. This flu going around is unbelievable! My grandpa said he saw on the news that there has been an enormous up-tick in flu cases these past few days, and apparently I am the victim of one. I haven't been this sick for this long in a few years. It is sooo crappy. But here's the point: I ...

Peter Griffin/Christian Bale on Family Guy

Funniest. Bit. Ever. I die. I am a true-blue Simpsons lover, and still watch it religiously and find it funny, but I have to admit that Family Guy may be taking its place as my favorite cartoon comedy on TV. Hey, since Amanda Bynes dumped Seth MacFarlane for that douchetard Doug Reinhardt, do you think he's single??? And interested in dating a gossip blogger who thinks he's a genius??? I may not quite have Amanda's body, but at least I'd never date someone from The Hills. Thanks to my Twitter friend Lndp4 for the YouTube link. /> Funniest. Bit. Ever. I die. I am a true-blue Simpsons lover, and still watch it religiously and find it funny, but I have to admit that Family Guy may be taking its place as my favorite cartoon comedy on TV. Hey, since Amanda Bynes dumped Seth MacFarlane for that douchetard Doug Reinhardt, do you think he's single??? And interested in dating a gossip blogger who thinks he's a genius??? I may not quite have Amanda's body, but at least I'd never date someone from The Hills. Thanks to m...

Benji Madden’s New Squeeze? Katy Perry!

katy-perry-grammies Katy Perry kissed a boy ... and she liked it! (No, seriously, I would never make that joke. But trust me when I say that everyone else will.) I just wrote about how Paris Hilton was getting it on with the man who invented the word "douchetard," Doug Reinhardt. So what's her ex, Benji, going to do? Snuggle all over Las Vegas with the worst live performer at this year's Grammys (and that's saying something!), Katy Perry. Following her Valentine's show at Hard Rock Hotel's Wasted Sp...

Paris Hilton Hooking Up with Douchetard Doug Reinhardt

425reinhardtdoughiltonparis082108 What is it with Paris Hilton? Why does she have this weird obsession with banging D-list losers? It looks like the rumors that Paris was dating Hills non-celeb and Amanda Bynes ex, total loser Doug Reinhardt, are true. I just got word that the hotel heiress and the young man best known for appearing on The Hills were with each other on Valentine’s Day. Reinhardt even gave her a present for V-Day. So what does a man get the gal who already has everything? Sources reveal tha...

Your Daily Lohan

photo15 Ooh, yay! It's not every day you get to read a reporter's first-hand report of a fight between Cokey-Pants Lohan and SamRo. ALONG WITH PICTURES!!! I'm just giddy about this. These photos were taken as Sam and Cokey-Pants ran down the street in Manhattan Friday night, screaming at each other after a late night of partying at Charlotte Ronson's after party. And a NY Post blogger followed behind Lohan, recording their every word: "Samantha Judith Ronson, why are you doing this to ...

So In Love!!!

Bridget Marquardt and Nicholas Nick Carter at MGM Grand on Valentine's Day Pictures Photos Aw, how cute is Bridget Marquardt and her new man, Nick Nicholas Carter? (I have been informed by PR folks that he does not like to be called "Nick.") The happy couple spent Valentine's Day partying at Studio 54 at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. Inside, they met up with Holly Madison and her new love, Criss Angel. I just love that Bridget has found love and happiness! She is such a sweetheart, and absolutely deserves it. I think I've talked about this before, but I interviewed her and Ho...

Boys Care About Fashion, Too!

boys_fashion Kanye West, Jared Leto, Chace Crawford and Patrick Wilson were front and center for the Calvin Klein menswear show at Fashion Week. Ugh, Jared is actually starting to look kind of hot again. I dig the new hair color. He's still a little grunge for my tastes (I like pretty boys, sue me), but at least he's not going for the I'm-wearing-smeared-eyeliner-and-haven't-showered-in-a-month look anymore. That's a relief. [gallery]...