Today's Evil Beet Gossip

If I Have to Do This Shit, You Guys Do, Too

whos_this Our volleyball league was canceled today, so my teammates and I decided to hit up trivia night at a local pub. The questions were hard. We did not do well. Perhaps the most difficult was Round 3, where they handed us two pieces of paper with pictures on it and made us figure out who all the people were. Looks can be deceiving! We thought we were right about who a lot of these people are, but we were wrong. In fairness, we also had 5 people crowded around these pieces of paper with crappy ...

Katy Perry’s Look: Love It or Leave It?

56774002katy_perry218200961410pm Miz Perry was rocking some VERY tight pants and a Hello Kitty top at the Brit Awards in London today. Katy won the Best International Female award, then ran off-stage and puked. Apparently she's been struggling with one of those awful flu bugs helping the international economy by keeping the world home sick. BLERGH. Props to Katy for showing up anyway. You know Puss 'N' Boots wouldn't have showed. [gallery]...

New Mom Angela Kinsey Splits from Hubby

angela_warren Sadness! Families are just splitting up left and right these days. Thank goodness I have no husband to take Leo and the cats away from me! Those bitches are STUCK HERE. Office star Angela Kinsey -- whom I love for representing the crazy cat lady demographic -- is splitting from her husband, writer Warren Lieberstein, just eight months after she gave birth to their child. "Angela and Warren are taking some time apart to figure out what is best for [daughter] Isabel and for their relati...

Solange Goes a Little Overboard with the NyQuil

solange Really, who hasn't done this before? Solange Knowles took so much damn NyQuil yesterday that she passed out at the airport's baggage claim and had to be taken to the hospital. Whatever. Due to my extreme fear of flying, I was once so drunk when I boarded a flight from Tokyo to Los Angeles that they took off, realized how messed up I was, and threatened to turn the plane back around to Tokyo rather than have my ass on it. Seriously a flight attendant was like, "Do we need to turn this plane around?" TOP THAT, SOLANGE!!!...

Lookin’ Good, Jon Gosselin!!!

jonatshortys I know many of you share my obsession with Jon & Kate Plus Eight, and I know many of you agree with me that the show has become nearly unwatchable lately as a result of Kate being increasingly awful to Jon. She treats him like a five-year-old, even though he is a very smart and competent man, and it's embarrassing to watch. It's such a tricky situation, because you know Jon loves those kids and would never want to be away from them, but I do not understand how he lives day in and day out with...

A Little Brad!

shiloh_pitt Holy shit! Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is growing up fast, and she's starting to look more and more like her daddy!!! Isn't she just a dead ringer for a mini-Brad here? At least we all know Angie wasn't screwing around on Brad. This is DEFINITELY his little girl. Shiloh went out with sis Zahara (who continues to get more and more beautiful) and Angelina to pick up some art supplies in Manhattan earlier today. Could this family be any more adorable??? Oh my gosh I am so excited to have kids and d...

Rachel Getting Married

Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson Getting Married, Pictures Photos Apparently Rachel Bilson is marrying her gay boyfriend, Jumper Hayden Christensen, but they haven't set a date yet, because they're not actually getting married due to his gayness. According to a friend of the actress, the couple got engaged in December. "They're so excited," says the pal, adding that no wedding date has been set. "They're a great couple. Rachel seems thrilled beyond belief." Whatever. It's weird, I was Twittering with another writer last night about whether American Idol's Casey Carlson looked more like R...

Meet the Littlest Woods!

tiger-woods-family_600x400 Some people sell their baby exclusives to People. Some sell them to Us Weekly. Others to InTouch. Tiger Woods ... sold them to Golf magazine. I don't know if this is because he wanted to be nice to them or because they were actually in a position to offer the most money. I guess in this economy that's blasted the lower and middle classes but left the upper class in a comparatively safe position, golf magazines are still going strong? I'm open to your thoughts. Here are some very very adorable p...

Nicole Scherzinger Had a Nip Slip

nicole-scherzinger-nipple-slip This is so sad. There was a GLORIOUS Nicole Scherzinger nip slip during a Pussycat Dolls performance in Amsterdam, but now that we have important advertisers and stuff I'm not supposed to get all naughty with the nipples and va-jay-jays anymore. Yup, I totally sold out to The Man. So I can't run the nip slip. But I can link you guys to it, over on Egotastic, which is actually a dirty porn site with a pervert audience. And the video, which gets interesting around the 2:20 mark, but the pi...

American Idol Recap: The First 12

danny-gokey Okay, guys, we're doing Idol recaps again this season. It's been a season or two since I've done them, but they were really popular around here a couple years ago, and many of you have asked if I'd do them again this season. It's hella time-consuming, but I have to admit that I love writing them. Ryan's here, and he's not wearing something ridiculous. He's in gray slacks and a light gray collared shirt with a dark sweater over it. He is easing us into the Ryan Seacrest Wardrobe. Trust me,...

Fun with YouTube: “Womanizer” Cover

This is quite awesome. These guys are way talented!!! I can't stop hitting replay. I looooove the chair dancing. They do these little kicks that are just hilarious. /> This is quite awesome. These guys are way talented!!! I can't stop hitting replay. I looooove the chair dancing. They do these little kicks that are just hilarious....

Terrence Howard: A Moron and a Wife-Beater

thoward1 What a fucking idiot. Terrence Howard should have kept him damn mouth shut. Oh, wait, he shouldn't have. Because if this jackass hadn't run his mouth about how what Chris Brown did wasn't really all that bad, and "it's just life,"* we wouldn't know that he was arrested for kicking his own ex-wife's ass back in 2001. Yeah, that's right. This fucktard beats up women too. According to a Whitemarsh Police Department report, after Howard and Lori McCommas argued on the phone, the a...