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Nicole Richie BumpWatch 2009

vanity afterparty outside 230209 And it begins! Now that Nicole Richie has announced that she is pregnant (which Wendie totally called back in January), we can start looking at pictures of her and playing Spot the Baby Bump. Here's Nicole and Joel heading to the Vanity Fair Oscar party on Sunday. DEFINITE baby bump. Cuteness! I know I am in the minority here, but I'm still waiting for the giant Nicole Richie drug relapse. I certainly wish all the best for her and her family, but I know this girl too well. It's gonna happen, and it's gonna b...

Nicky Hilton Makes a Citizen’s Arrest!

nicky_hilton Don't mess with Nicky Hilton! After being pushed to the ground by a homeless person at a West Hollywood IHOP at 5 a.m. Saturday morning, the heiress made a citizen's arrest, Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department spokesman Steve Whitmore confirms to Usmagazine.com. "One of our deputies was at the IHOP, having a coffee break, and noticed a waitress run outside because there was a commotion," Whitmore tells Us. Another deputy was then called "because there was a misdemeanor battery that...

Your Daily Lohan

Check out this interview E! did with Lindsay on the red carpet at an Oscar party on Sunday. Not only do her eyes look glazed over, but she keeps scratching at her scalp. Now, not that I've ever done drugs or anything, but, if I had, I might point out that one's head gets extremely scratchy when one has ingested, um, certain drugs. Oh, and she's also starting a spray tan line. And this was in my inbox today, from a source at a club Samantha DJ'd at very recently, although Lindsay was conspicuously absent:
Sam's DJing fee is pretty substantial and it was booked with the "we can't promise you anything but more than likely LL will be there" comment. When asked why she wasn't there, a handler explained that Lindsay spends time with her in LA but no longer travels to shows as it causes too much drama / distraction while Sam is working. So, she's been banned from the road ... That being said, Sam was one of the nicest VIP people we've had. She looked miserable the entire time but was extremely polite with her servers, always saying please and thank you for her Coronas. She also spun well past when we expected.
Awww, Sam looks miserable WITH Lindsay AND without her! But if Lindsay's not traveling to all these events with her, Sam's fee is going to take a serious hit. /> Check out this interview E! did with Lindsay on the red carpet at an Oscar party on Sunday. Not only do her eyes look glazed over, but she keeps scratching at her scalp. Now, not that I've ever done drugs or anything, but, if I had, I might point out that one's head gets extremely scratchy when one has ingested, um, certain drugs. Oh, and she's also starting a spray tan line. And this was in my inbox today, from a source at a club Samantha DJ'd at very recently, although Lindsay was co...

Bridget Marquardt Is Back!!

Oh, my sweet, precious Bridget!!!! How exciting to have you back on my TV set again. Although I will never be watching you new show about beaches, it is reassuring to know that it exists. Here's a teaser for Bridget's new show, Bridget's Sexiest Beaches, which will be airing on the Travel Channel. It appears to involve cameos by Holly Madison and Sara Jean Underwood, among others. /> Oh, my sweet, precious Bridget!!!! How exciting to have you back on my TV set again. Although I will never be watching you new show about beaches, it is reassuring to know that it exists. Here's a teaser for Bridget's new show, Bridget's Sexiest Beaches, which will be airing on the Travel Channel. It appears to involve cameos by Holly Madison and Sara Jean Underwood, among others. ...

If It’s Profitable When Indian People Sing It, Surely It Can Be More Profitable When Americans Sing It in English

pcd That took basically zero time at all. Ryan Seacrest took to the airwaves this morning to premiere Oscar-award winning song "Jai Ho" -- sung by the Pussycat Dolls, in English. The remix was composed by A.R. Rahman and produced by popular hip hop producer Polow Da Don. You can check it out here. For comparison, the original song, from the movie, is here. It's sung by Indians ... in a foreign language. Ummmm, thoughts? Not just about the song, but about their decision to release an ...

EVEN MORE American Idol Money Dramz

ruben_studdard See, this is the problem with handing a young person who's never had money before a potentially lucrative career -- they have no understanding of the fact that the money isn't guaranteed to keep coming. Fremantle ought to make these kids sign an agreement saying that a portion of their earnings every year goes to paying for a financial adviser, because they don't really seem to be champs at managing their own cash flow. Just like Fantasia before him, Ruben Studdard is in a ton of debt, bec...

Authorities Investigating Leaked Photo of Rihanna

56671166rihanna217200911901pm Hey, guys, in case you haven't noticed, TMZ ran a photo taken of Rihanna after she got her ass kicked by Chris Brown. Now the Los Angeles Police Department is investigating the leak of the photo from its files, saying in a statement it "takes seriously its duty to maintain the confidentiality of victims of domestic violence." Said Rihanna's father, Ronald Fenty, when asked about the photo leak: "It's good and it's bad to see the picture because there's other people who were thinking differently, that (Rihanna's injuries) may not be that bad, just a little spank or a little...