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lily_allen_740368a “Well, he’s hot. He’s cute, isn’t he? I had a sleep-over two nights ago and he came along. Quite young, for me. What d’you wanna know? How big his cock is? It’s very nice.” The irrepressible Lily Allen, talking about her burgeoning relationship with dancer Tom Dinsdale, in a new interview. Lily also opens up about her penchant for strip clubs: “I signed my publishing deal at Stringfellows and had a private dance. One of the naked ones. It was really embarrassing. It’s ...

An American Idol Tell-All???

idol_girls A tipster in the publishing industry tells Evil Beet exclusively that a former employee of the show is shopping around a tell-all book. Says our source: [T]he author is planning a whole expose of their employment. A few things that are going to be revealed are the drugs and alcohol that flow freely through the show, how the show is fixed, contestant plants, brainwashing, verbal and physical abuse, sweatshop like working conditions, threats of blacklisting, etc....... Apparently the b...

Kathy Griffin Memoir Rights Sell for $2M

kathy-griffin NOT TOO SHABBY, Miz Griffin. Word on the street is that the rights to a memoir Kathy Griffin is writing sold at auction last week to an editor at Random House’s Ballantine imprint for more than $2 million. That is NOT a D-list figure, dear. I'm actually very curious to read this book. It would be cool to get a sense of what Kathy's early life was like, and how she wound up being such a hilarious woman. That kind of funny is never the result of a happy, drama-free childhood. Would you g...

Mischa Barton Says She’s Not Anorexic, and I Agree

56706339mischa_barton224200943621pm Clearly I have missed all the talk lately about how Mischa Barton's lost a ton of weight, because I haven't really noticed it. She's dropped a few pounds in the past few months, yeah, but it hasn't been, like, a gigantic Lohan-style drop or anything, and I still think she looks perfectly healthy. Mischa took to her blog to defend herself against the weight-loss rumors: So lately there's been a lot of crazy press about my weight and just so you guys know I'm happier and healthier than ever so the...

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Split … Again

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Are Breaking Up Pictures Photos Is anyone else tired of hearing this story every two months? I really hope it's true this time. If nothing else, so that I don't have to write it once again two months from now. Megan Fox and BAG have reportedly broken up and called off their engagement. "The relationship had run its course," says an insider. "It's completely amicable, and they are remaining friends." Whatever. I don't have complete faith in this story until I hear it from one of them or one of their reps. Like I sa...

Your Daily Lohan

linsday-lohan-topless-hedi-slimane-07 And what a Daily Lohan it is! We've got a new photo shoot that Lindsers did with Hedi Slimane -- and it's nipple-tastic! Is this the kind of "work" that's been stressing Lindsay out to the point where she can't eat? Because she sure is tiny in these pics!! Still, there's no denying it: the camera LOVES this girl. And so do I. The full photo shoot is after the jump. There a little bit of nipplage involved, so it's not entirely safe for work. Read More...

Charles Barkley’s DUI Lands Him Jail Time

Charles Barkley DUI Scottsdale Mug Shot 2008 Pictures Photos Good for my home state of Arizona for showing that even celebrities have to do jail time for their DUIs. Charles Barkley will do five days in Sheriff Joe's Tent City -- where the inmates have to wear pink underwear -- after pleading guilty to two counts of DUI from his arrest back in January. He'll also have to pay a $2000 fine and take an alcohol awareness class. And knowing Sheriff Joe, you better believe Charles will do the full five days. No Nicole Richie/82 minutes shit there. ...

All My G-Strings

I have just been alerted to the existence of this brilliant clip from All My Children, where the character of Ryan Lavery unexpectedly reveals that he is wearing a thong on the set. Ryan is played by actor Cameron Mathison, who is a very attractive man, but will probably be getting a lot less pussy in the coming weeks. Do straight men ever wear thongs??? Why??? /> I have just been alerted to the existence of this brilliant clip from All My Children, where the character of Ryan Lavery unexpectedly reveals that he is wearing a thong on the set. Ryan is played by actor Cameron Mathison, who is a very attractive man, but will probably be getting a lot less pussy in the coming weeks. Do straight men ever wear thongs??? Why???...

Sienna Miller’s Line at London Fashion Week

Sienna and Savannah Miller on Twenty8Twelve London Fashion Week Runway Pictures Photos Sienna Miller showed the line she designs with her sister, Twenty8Twelve, at London fashion week. The duo launched the line in September 2007 -- it's named for Sienna birthday, December 28. I'm sure her sister Savannah just LOVES that they design the line together but it's named after Sienna. What do you think of Sienna's show? The line's website is here, but it doesn't list prices. You can find some of her stuff for sale on the Saks website, though. Only $310 for a pair of jeans! ...

It’s Always Fashion Week Somewhere in the World

56835505andres_sarda223200954651pm New York Fashion Week may have wrapped up, but now it's Madrid's turn. Coincidentally, my boss injured himself recently in what I'm sure was a very intense game of flag football, and so he's been all drugged up on pain killers lately and neither reading my blog nor returning my emails. I think he's safely out of the picture for the next few days, so I get to run the pictures of Andres Sarda's GORGEOUS and AMAZING lingerie show without having to blur out all the nipply parts. This show is so c...

Kate Winslet Saw It Coming

E! unearthed this footage from Kate Winslet's 2005 appearance on the British comedy series Extras. In it, Kate jokes about doing a Holocaust film just for the Oscar. "I don't think we need another film about the Holocaust, do we?" her character version of herself says. "It's like, how many have there been? We get it. It was grim. Move on. No, I'm doing it because I've noticed that if you do a film about the Holocaust, [you're] guaranteed an Oscar. I've been nominated four times—never won. The whole world is going, 'Why hasn't Winslet won one?' That's it. That's why I'm doing it. Schindler's bloody List. The Pianist. Oscars coming out of their ass!" Kate won her first Oscar last night for her portrayal of Nazi guard Hanna Schmitz in The Reader. Yeah, it's a slow news day. Day after the Oscars always is. /> E! unearthed this footage from Kate Winslet's 2005 appearance on the British comedy series Extras. In it, Kate jokes about doing a Holocaust film just for the Oscar. "I don't think we need another film about the Holocaust, do we?" her character version of herself says. "It's like, how many have there been? We get it. It was grim. Move on. No, I'm doing it because I've noticed that if you do a film about the Holocaust, [you're] guaranteed an Oscar. I've been nominated four times—never won. The ...