Meh. I'm not super excited about this. I don't know what kind of spark I was hoping for with this flick, but I'm not seeing it in the trailer. That said, I think it was a smart choice of film for Dakota Fanning as she navigates the transition from child stardom to adult actress. She gets to play a drug-addicted sex symbol under the guise of it being a very important story. It's not that she's posing half-naked on beds and tables just so America won't think of her as a little girl anymore -- she's doing it to capture the essence of a turning point in rock and in the way the music industry views women. Well-played, Dakota. />
Meh. I'm not super excited about this. I don't know what kind of spark I was hoping for with this flick, but I'm not seeing it in the trailer. That said, I think it was a smart choice of film for Dakota Fanning as she navigates the transition from child stardom to adult actress. She gets to play a drug-addicted sex symbol under the guise of it being a very important story. It's not that she's posing half-naked on beds and tables just so America won't think of her as a little girl anymore -- she'...
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A-ha! I've been waiting for this to be cleared up. On the last episode of this season's Bachelor, when Jake told Tenley, "We just don't have physical chemistry. I mean, I'm not talking about sexual chemistry, I mean physical chemistry." And Tenley looked at him like "What the fuck is the difference?" and I looked at the TV like "What the fuck is the difference?" I mean, it's pretty obvious that Tenley's sexual modus operandi is to lie on her back, close her eyes, and dream of Disney characters unt...
Well, well, well. Look who's suddenly Little Miss Hollywood! Kate Gosselin walked the red carpet for the premiere Of Discovery Channel's Life on Thursday night, along with her new DWTS partner, Tony Dovolani. I gotta say, she's not exactly a red carpet natural, but her hair is much improved, at least. The new 'do is kind of of a mix between an old-school pin-up and, well, Kate Gosselin.
I know what you're all asking: Who's watching the kids? Because, I mean, if Kate's playing dress-up in M...
WHEN ARE THESE TWO GOING TO BREAK UP?? It's so unhealthy, how she's so much older than he is, and they're both really rich and famous and attractive, and yet they appear to be totally committed to one another and happy. YEAR AFTER YEAR. This insanity must stop. It's making me uncomfortable. Almost as uncomfortable as Demi looks at this event. Don't get me wrong -- she's still strikingly gorgeous -- but she just looks like "Oh dear Lord why do I have to be here? I'm getting too old for this sh...
How have I not heard this story previously? Apparently The Today Show was going to a Brady Bunch reunion today, but it fell apart because Eve Plumb hates Maureen McCormick. Everyone's reps are denying it like crazy, but here's the email Radar got from Chris Knight's rep:
“We only have speculation to go on, but to the best of my understanding, it falls on the aggressiveness of Today producers who are not used to getting a "No" for an answer + some major miscommunication between some reps. ...
PUN INTENDED.
Oh, Tyra. How I love to hate thee. Tyra is SO open-minded, you guys. She ran a contest for teenage plus-size models. Except she doesn't call them "plus-size." She would never do that. Because Tyra Banks has no idea how to properly hyphenate anything. She also thinks the term is unfair, because apparently the average woman in the United States is a size 14, so this is "real-sized." (Without the hyphen, 'natch.) She calls these teens "fiercely real." This was the Fiercely Real Teen Mo...
The #1 rule of photographing Lindsay Lohan is this: She must be smoking a cigarette. It's in her standard contract. Honestly, Lindsay, if you're trying to reform your party-girl image and convince the world that you're no longer a nose-candied wastoid passed out on the late-night choo-choo train to Heath Ledgerville, stop glamorizing your cigarettes.
That said -- and I know you guys will disagree -- I love it when Lindsay does these photo spreads. I think she's a fantastic model. She's so ...
The 2009 We Don't Give a Fuck Tour has extended itself into 2010!!! On Monday, Robert Pattinson showed up on the red carpet for the premiere of his film, Remember Me, and posed with co-star Emilie de Ravin. Emilie's next movie should probably be called Remember to Take Your Skirt Out of Your Underwear After You Pee, because obviously that was a problem for her this time around. FASHION! Honestly, people.
Also there: Kristen Stewart! She's not in the movie but she gets to go to the premiere because she's having vaginal intercourse with Robert Pattinson. An...
Yeah, so, Naomi Campbell smacked some driver in NYC upside the head today. Then she fled the scene, because she's all class like that. Here's the run-down:
A man hired to drive Naomi Campbell told police the supermodel assaulted him from the back seat of a luxury SUV on Tuesday before hopping out and running away.
Police were looking to speak with Campbell, who is known for her feisty temper, and were weighing whether to charge her.
A spokesman for Campbell, who has previously pleaded guilty...
I want to have this all squared away in time for the next season. My neighbors and I have been playing by the following set of (fairly simple) rules all season:
You drink any time someone says:
journey
leap of faith
path
fall/falling/fallen
heart
This set of rules is enough to get a small elephant drunk. (It does not work as well with the large elephant, but, in my defense, he refuses to drink anything stronger than beer.) I think there's room for expansion, though. Thoughts? ...
I've never been much of a DWTS fan, but I might be tuning in this season, because I'm pretty obsessed with the line-up they've put together. Here it is:
Pamela Anderson; Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco; All My Children's Aiden Turner; ESPN reporter Erin Andrews; Shannen Doherty; former astronaut Buzz Aldrin (who just so happens to be 80); Reno 911's Niecy Nash; Nicole Scherzinger of Pussycat Dolls fame; Olympic gold medal-winning skater Evan Lysacek; and good ol' Kate Gosselin.
And...