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Pregnancy Has Completely Changed Snooki

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi From People: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi may be best known for her carefree, club-hopping ways, but the Jersey Shore star – who recently confirmedthat she and fiancé Jionni LaValle are expecting their first child – says that having a baby on the way has changed her. "I guess [pregnancy] just made me more mature,” Polizzi, 24, told reporters while promoting her new MTV show Snooki & JWoww Thursday in New York City. Joined by Jenni "JWoww" Farley and Jersey Shore cast mate DJ Paul...

Jason Segel Had to Lose Weight for His New Movie

A photo of Jason Segel From The Daily Mail: Jason Segel was "forced" to lose weight for his new movie. The actor stars alongside Emily Blunt in his latest film The Five-Year Engagement but was told by bosses he should shift at least 35lbs as they wanted the film to be as realistic as possible. He told talk show host David Letterman: "I was forced to lose weight for this movie. It was by the studio president! I was told it had to be conceivable that Emily Blunt would ever choose me to be her husband, which I th...

Josh Hutcherson Might Be in Trouble

A photo of Josh Hutcherson Not only might precious Josh Hutcherson be in trouble, but he might be facing actual jail time. For real. But what could he have done? He's just a darling little actor, minding his business and starring in awesome movies. There's no way he could have done anything worthy of jail time, right? This is probably all just a big misunderstanding, and police thought that Josh was breaking a law when he was really changing the world. That's got to be it. No, it's not. It turns out that Josh is really in trouble for the crime of being 19 years old an...

Some Boy Band Talks Trash About Christina Aguilera

A photo of Christina Aguilera Have you heard about all these boy bands that have been popping up lately? It's kind of bizarre. The most popular ones, as far as I can tell, are One Direction and The Wanted. I see them fairly regularly in the news, but I've never really read up on them or watched them perform or listen to their songs or anything like that. I've never done any of that because I can't bring myself to care about them. At all. Is this what adults felt like when I was going crazy over NSYNC and the Backst...

Ellen Records The Audio Book of Fifty Shades of Grey

Oh, how I wish this was actually happening. How I wish that Ellen was recording Fifty Shades of Grey in its entirety, working her special brand of magic all over that mess. Sadly, I don't think it's going to happen. But we still have this little video to show us what could have been. Ok, listen: I started reading the first book last night. And it's amazing. I'm only on the third chapter, but Ana/Bella has gone on about how beautiful Christian/Edward is at least twenty times. When she s...

Courtney Stodden Is Still Sexually Attracted to Produce

There's nothing quite like a good Courtney Stodden update, is there? I get so excited when I see that she's desecrated some holiday or done some pointless photo shoot or stepped out of her house. The absolute best thing though is when she does videos. They're always such precious gems, and I will always, always watch them. If she set up cameras in her home and left them on 24 hours a day, I would be in such a bad place because I wouldn't want to do anything besides watch her life. I find her endlessly fascinating in a really gross sort of way. And that's why I love her sexy vegetable videos so much. But hey, did anyone else throw up a little over those onion boobs? /> There's nothing quite like a good Courtney Stodden update, is there? I get so excited when I see that she's desecrated some holiday or done some pointless photo shoot or stepped out of her house. The absolute best thing though is when she does videos. They're always such precious gems, and I will always, always watch them. If she set up cameras in her home and left them on 24 hours a day, I would be in such a bad place because I wouldn't want to do anything besides watch her life. I find her endlessly fascinating in a really gross sort of way. And that's why I love her ...

Lindsay Might Not Make It to The White House After All

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Not because anyone rethought the invite or anything. No, Lindsay might not make it to the White House Correspondents' Dinner because bitch missed her flight. From TMZ: Some things just never change. Lindsay Lohan was a no-show at LAX for her scheduled 1 PM flight to the nation's capital for the White House Correspondents' Dinner. We know Lindsay was supposed to be on the flight, along with her lawyer, Shawn Holley. Shawn made the flight, as did another passenger named George Clooney, who wi...

Kim Kardashian Has A Lot of Really Important Things to Say

A photo of Kim Kardashian Here recently, Kim Kardashian did an interview all about Twitter and being a presence on the internet. Seriously, that's what the whole thing is about. And to be fair, Khloe was a big part of the interview as well, but, being the best Kardashian, the things she said were actually understandable ("I've never had a Google alert; I think they are so toxic"). Kim's quotes, however, just made me laugh and laugh. Let's check some of those quotes out, all right? On Google alerts: I used to [hav...

Scarlett Johansson Is “Addicted” to Buffalo Wings

A photo of Scarlett Johansson Here at Evil Beet, we can talk about some pretty serious topics. Sometimes we have to tell you about a celebrity's death, and sometimes we have to tell you about a celebrity's legal trouble. Sometimes we discuss politics, and sometimes we discuss hot topics and controversial figures in the media. And sometimes we talk about how Scarlett Johansson is addicted to buffalo wings. Can you guess what we're going to be discussing today? Scarlett Johansson was picture perfect in her form-fittin...

Octomom Gets to Keep Her Kids AND Her Awesome Hair

A photo of Nadya Suleman Hey, remember how Octomom and her kids were living in a total mess of a house? There was only one working toilet for 15 people so her kids were using training potties out in the backyard, there was graffiti all over the walls inside, and she locked her kids in a bedroom while she got her hair did. Excellent parenting, right? Because everything sounds wonderful and lovely and just swell, according to Children Services. Well, according to Children's Services via Octomom. From TMZ: The Ora...

Justin Bieber’s Fans Have Named His Penis

A photo of Justin Bieber I don't know how this happened, and I don't understand it. I don't get why fans would feel the need to name a celebrity's penis, or why fans feel the need to name the penis belonging to Justin Bieber, specifically. I mean, have any of you ever even considered the fact that Justin Bieber probably has a penis? No, because it's weird, right? It's weird and creepy and it's baffling, it really is. But regardless of how creepy it is - which, just in case you're still wondering, it's really, really creep...

Kim Kardashian And Kanye Are Already Talking About Babies

A photo of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Sure, Kim and Kanye have only been dating for a few weeks. And sure, Kim is technically still married. And sure, this whole thing is probably just a publicity stunt for two of the biggest fame whores I can think of. But none of that means that they can't be considering having children together: Their romance may only be three weeks old, but Kimye is already talking babies! Will Kim get pregnant before her sister Khloe? Kim Kardashian and  Kanye West both have babies on the brain, and she thinks he would make a great father! Apparently ...
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