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Now Kim and Kanye Are Talking About Marriage

A photo of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Just last week, we heard that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were thinking about having babies together since they'd both be such great parents. The rumor this week is that Kim and Kanye are very, very serious, and they're discussing marriage. Am I the only one who remembers that Kim is still married? Really, has everyone else already forgotten that? From Us Weekly: Kimye's on the fast track! Just one month after going public with their romance, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are "ve...

Meet Miley Cyrus’ New Dog, Happy!

A photo of Miley Cyrus and her dog One of the things I love about Miley Cyrus (and just to clarify, I'm not sure I would say that I love Miley Cyrus herself, but there are definitely things that I thoroughly appreciate about her) is how much she loves animals. She has the most adorable dogs, and she's always talking about adopting pets rather than buying them. For instance, when Khloe Kardashian tweeted that she wanted a puppy, she said that Miley told her to email her her phone number so that she could speak to her about adop...

Ke$ha Loves America, And Also Being Dirty

A photo of Ke$ha I was going to start this off by saying that Ke$ha has really changed in these past few months - she's given nice interviews, and she's been doing quite a bit of work with baby seals - but then I remembered that she peed in the street, took a picture of it, and put it on the internet. So yeah, she's still a good person, but she's still our ol' Ke$ha. And I think there's some comfort in that, isn't there? Here's more about ol' Ke$ha: On being dirty: “I do feel like there are the pop sta...

Lindsay Could Be Headed Back to Court

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Remember that time that Lindsay Lohan hit someone with her car? No, not the time that she clipped a baby in a stroller, I'm talking about the time that she hit a dude while she was leaving a club (completely sober, I'm sure). We haven't heard anything about it for a hot minute, but it looks like that was just because the police were trying to figure out how to proceed, if it all. They finally made the decision to hand the case over to the D.A. Awesome. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan is about to go back to familiar ...

I’m Still Too Excited for Snow White and the Huntsman

A photo of Charlize Theron I don't know if it's just me and the movies I choose to go see, but it seems like every single time I go to the movies I see the trailer for Snow White and the Huntsman. I saw it both times I went to see The Hunger Games, and I saw it yesterday when I saw Titanic (which was amazing, by the way. We were alone in the theater, so my boyfriend and I reached up to grab Kate Winslet's 3D boobs, and I didn't have to try to be quiet when I sobbed through the last hour of the movie). I'm not complaining at a...

Michelle Williams’ Daughter Loves Jason Segel, Too!

A photo of Jason Segel In addition to Michelle Williams' daughter, Matilda, other people who love Jason Segel include Michelle Williams, me, Sarah, and anyone else with sense in their heads. From Us Weekly: Is Jason Segel daddy material? Before the actor began pursuing Michelle Williams, "I never thought Jason would ever date someone with a kid," a Segel confidante tells the new issue of Us Weekly (out now). "But he's taking everything in stride. He's ready to be a grown-up." In fact, Williams' 6-year-old daughter Matilda (with her ex, the late Heath Ledger) "loves Jason," a source adds of ...

Everybody Loves Jessica Simpson’s Baby

A photo of Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson But especially Ashlee Simpson and her son, Bronx. From People: Just hours after Jessica Simpson gave birth to daughter Maxwell Drew, her sister Ashlee Simpson says she's smitten with the newest family member. "Bronx and I are in love with Maxwell already!" Ashlee, who is mom to 3-year-old son Bronx, tells PEOPLE exclusively. "Jessica has wanted to be a mom since we were little girls and I couldn't be more excited for her and Eric!" Ashlee has already begun spoiling her niece: In March, she g...

Is Miley Cyrus Going to Be A Judge on X Factor Too?

A photo of Miley Cyrus It's possible, but I want to talk about this picture real quick before we get into it. I don't get the thought process when celebrities do this type of thing, do you? I'm sure it would absolutely suck to get your picture taken every single place that you go (even though, you know, that's not a surprise when you pursue this particular profession), but does Miley not realize that creeping around while pulling a coat up over her head doesn't exactly read as inconspicuous? Did she go "I know, I'll p...

“How Could Sushi Damage Charlie Sheen’s Reputation?”

A photo of Charlie Sheen That's the question of the day, isn't it? How could sushi damage Charlie Sheen's reputation? The question was asked by Sam Zherka, a man who owns a strip club named Cheetahs, but let's ponder it for a minute before we get into the story. Can you think of any reasons why sushi could hurt Charlie Sheen? Maybe because it's so delicious that it ... maybe because it's wonderful enough to ... I don't even know, I just want some sushi now. From The New York Post: Charlie Sheen threatened to...

Love It or Leave It: Kris Jenner’s Stupid Dress

A photo of Kris Jenner Do you guys have something that you really, truly hate? Something you hate with every single fiber of your being? And I'm not talking about something that you hate for a legitimate reason, like something that's actually, univerally horrible or something that directly affects you in a negative way. I'm talking about something that you have no logical reason for hating and that you might feel a little silly for hating, but man, do you hate it with such a passion. For me, one of those things...

Snooki Said That She Would Die If She Was Jessica Simpson’s Size

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Ok, ok, Snooki did say that thing about Jessica Simpson, but I don't think she was trying to be catty. It's just that sometimes Snooki tries to say things and, well, she just has a hard time, bless her heart. Here's the full interview, so you can judge for yourself Snooki's level of cattiness: As expected, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's first child will be the hottest Guido or Guidette in town. "My baby's gonna be naturally tan," the 24-year-old reality star told Us Weekly at the MTV Upfront...

Kelly Osbourne Says Three Nice Things About Christina Aguilera

A photo of Kelly Osbourne From Us Weekly: Kelly Osbourne had a hard pill to swallow on Sunday's Watch What Happens Live. During Andy Cohen's "Plead the Fifth" segment, in which he asks tough questions to his first-time guests, the Bravo host addressed the E! Fashion Police critic's ongoing feud with The Voice coach Christina Aguilera. "You and my girl Christina Aguilera have been in something of a feud -- say three nice things about Christina Aguilera," Cohen prompted. With her demeanor calm, cool and col...