But in what way? Did she become amazingly gorgeous, the object of so many desires? Nope, she's always been that. Did she start dating someone that everyone hates, both because he was a dumb person to begin with but also because he's dating our Mila? Nope, she's already got that one covered too. So what could she have done?
Oh, yeah, she just saved someone's life. No big deal.
From TMZ:
Mila Kunis just pulled a Patrick Dempsey and may have saved a man's life ... TMZ has learned.
Sources tell TMZ ... a 50-year-old man -- who works in Mila's...
Have you ever seen a resemblance between Lea Michele and Kim Kardashian? Because I sure as hell haven't. Sure, they both have dark hair and dark eyes, and a similar skin tone (before the fake tan), but I think that's where the similarities stop. Lea has that distinctive nose, and, um, how do I put this nicely? One of these two girls has not had noticeable plastic surgery. And it's not Kim. Kim has had noticeable plastic surgery. Her face looks mildly to moderately fake. Lea's does not. Was ...
Aww, but how could you hate little Snooki? I can get not liking her or wishing she would go away, but I don't understand how anyone could actually hate this girl. It's Snickers, you guys! Leave her alone!
But I guess some people really do have it in their hearts to hate this wacky little lady, and one of those people is Patricia Krentcil. You remember Patricia, she's that tanning mom who took her five-year-old daughter to the tanning salon (allegedly) and proceeded to charm us all with he...
You know who I love? Betty White. I say that because when you go to the Jenna Fischer category, the first thing you see is a big ol' picture of Betty, because two years ago Betty and Jenna both went to the Screen Actors Guild Awards, and that was the last time we "talked" about Jenna Fischer (but also I didn't want to be too obvious). Isn't that tragic? To be fair to us, Jenna isn't in the news all that often at all. The only times I see anything about her are when she gets pregnant and then whe...
I know so many of you have looked at Courtney Love and thought "man, that's an enviable woman!" And this morning, I'm here to tell you that it's entirely possible, that you, too, can have all the majesty of Courtney Love. Just start by following the Courtney Love Diet, which she described, in exquisite detail, to Grub Street. It involves lots of chicken potpie, potato salad, unspecified forms of sugar for an hour every single morning, and heaping amounts of delusion.
Here's Courtney describing a typical we...
"There were many moments in my teenage years where I succumbed to, um, the weirdness of the group I was in. And in trying to conform—we're marionettes!— I ended up looking like a moron."
- Justin Timberlake mildly disses the band that is responsible for all he has today.
Whoa, Justin. Whoa. Here we go. You are tearin' up my heart with all this. You apparently don't understand the massive effect that NSYNC had on me and tons and tons of other people. You're being so selfish with this kind o...
I guess technically it's a dress, but it took me a while to come to that conclusion. For the first ten minutes I looked at it, the only name my brain could attach to it was "yards of gross fabric haphazardly wrapped around someone with the sole intention of causing me physical and mental pain." And I know that's a bit dramatic, but so is this dress. Dramatically awful.
Just to make this post into a compliment sandwich, January Jones here has been looking really good lately, hasn't she? N...
You guys have all heard about the tanning mom, Patricia Krentcil, right? Of course you have. I first read about it on Facebook, but then it was on TMZ and People and so on and so forth. But, just in case you're not familiar or you need a refresher, Patricia Krentcil is this lady from New Jersey who has a serious, serious addiction to tanning, and she was arrested after her five-year-old daughter told her school nurse that her mommy had taken her tanning. Oh, and also this Patricia Krentcil character looks, as one incredibly spot-on commenter described over on Celebitchy, like William H. Macy in a minstrel show.
How crazy is that? I didn't even know it was possible for a person to get tha...
Poor Lindsay. It just seems like she can't please anyone these days! We tell her to stop getting in trouble, and she stops getting in trouble (for a minute), then we tell her to get a job, and she goes ahead and lands several, but none of them are good enough for anybody! You expect her to show up on time and know her lines and be professional? Maybe you should lower your dumb standards for one minute, did you ever think of that?
Not really, of course. At least not when it comes to Lindsay playing Elizabeth Taylor. You ca...
Have you heard all the divorce rumors swirling around poor Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom? I'm not talking about the ones that began when they got married after knowing each other for just a few weeks, I'm talking about the more recent ones. Awful, right? I like to believe that these two are in it for the long haul, and whenever I hear all these rumors, I usually just give them a flippant "pssh!" and carry on with my day.
This is an example of such a rumor:
Khloe Kardashian claims she lost an ...
From the New York Post:
Kim Kardashian wants to branch out from reality TV to become a sitcom star.
The ample-bottomed beauty is in the early stages of developing her own scripted half-hour comedy series, sources say, in addition to having just extended her family’s deal with E! Entertainment for three more seasons of their namesake hit, “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.”
“Kim wants to move beyond reality TV and become a comedy actress,” says a source. “She really wants to...
On this day, thirty-seven years ago, Christina Hendricks was born, and the world has never been the same. Can you imagine a world without Christina Hendricks? If you asked me that question two years ago, I'd have answered with "who?" but now, everything has changed. She's been such a force of beauty and ginger hotness in my life, and I can't be without her again. If you asked me today to imagine a world without Christina Hendricks, I'd probably burst into tears and beg for you to stop, and a...
But in what way? Did she become amazingly gorgeous, the object of so many desires? Nope, she's always been that. Did she start dating someone that everyone hates, both because he was a dumb person to begin with but also because he's dating our Mila? Nope, she's already got that one covered too. So what could she have done?
Oh, yeah, she just saved someone's life. No big deal.
From TMZ:
Mila Kunis just pulled a Patrick Dempsey and may have saved a man's life ... TMZ has learned.
Sources tell TMZ ... a 50-year-old man -- who works in Mila's...
Have you ever seen a resemblance between Lea Michele and Kim Kardashian? Because I sure as hell haven't. Sure, they both have dark hair and dark eyes, and a similar skin tone (before the fake tan), but I think that's where the similarities stop. Lea has that distinctive nose, and, um, how do I put this nicely? One of these two girls has not had noticeable plastic surgery. And it's not Kim. Kim has had noticeable plastic surgery. Her face looks mildly to moderately fake. Lea's does not. Was ...
Aww, but how could you hate little Snooki? I can get not liking her or wishing she would go away, but I don't understand how anyone could actually hate this girl. It's Snickers, you guys! Leave her alone!
But I guess some people really do have it in their hearts to hate this wacky little lady, and one of those people is Patricia Krentcil. You remember Patricia, she's that tanning mom who took her five-year-old daughter to the tanning salon (allegedly) and proceeded to charm us all with he...
You know who I love? Betty White. I say that because when you go to the Jenna Fischer category, the first thing you see is a big ol' picture of Betty, because two years ago Betty and Jenna both went to the Screen Actors Guild Awards, and that was the last time we "talked" about Jenna Fischer (but also I didn't want to be too obvious). Isn't that tragic? To be fair to us, Jenna isn't in the news all that often at all. The only times I see anything about her are when she gets pregnant and then whe...
I know so many of you have looked at Courtney Love and thought "man, that's an enviable woman!" And this morning, I'm here to tell you that it's entirely possible, that you, too, can have all the majesty of Courtney Love. Just start by following the Courtney Love Diet, which she described, in exquisite detail, to Grub Street. It involves lots of chicken potpie, potato salad, unspecified forms of sugar for an hour every single morning, and heaping amounts of delusion.
Here's Courtney describing a typical we...
"There were many moments in my teenage years where I succumbed to, um, the weirdness of the group I was in. And in trying to conform—we're marionettes!— I ended up looking like a moron."
- Justin Timberlake mildly disses the band that is responsible for all he has today.
Whoa, Justin. Whoa. Here we go. You are tearin' up my heart with all this. You apparently don't understand the massive effect that NSYNC had on me and tons and tons of other people. You're being so selfish with this kind o...
I guess technically it's a dress, but it took me a while to come to that conclusion. For the first ten minutes I looked at it, the only name my brain could attach to it was "yards of gross fabric haphazardly wrapped around someone with the sole intention of causing me physical and mental pain." And I know that's a bit dramatic, but so is this dress. Dramatically awful.
Just to make this post into a compliment sandwich, January Jones here has been looking really good lately, hasn't she? N...
You guys have all heard about the tanning mom, Patricia Krentcil, right? Of course you have. I first read about it on Facebook, but then it was on TMZ and People and so on and so forth. But, just in case you're not familiar or you need a refresher, Patricia Krentcil is this lady from New Jersey who has a serious, serious addiction to tanning, and she was arrested after her five-year-old daughter told her school nurse that her mommy had taken her tanning. Oh, and also this Patricia Krentcil character looks, as one incredibly spot-on commenter described over on Celebitchy, like William H. Macy in a minstrel show.
How crazy is that? I didn't even know it was possible for a person to get tha...
Poor Lindsay. It just seems like she can't please anyone these days! We tell her to stop getting in trouble, and she stops getting in trouble (for a minute), then we tell her to get a job, and she goes ahead and lands several, but none of them are good enough for anybody! You expect her to show up on time and know her lines and be professional? Maybe you should lower your dumb standards for one minute, did you ever think of that?
Not really, of course. At least not when it comes to Lindsay playing Elizabeth Taylor. You ca...
Have you heard all the divorce rumors swirling around poor Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom? I'm not talking about the ones that began when they got married after knowing each other for just a few weeks, I'm talking about the more recent ones. Awful, right? I like to believe that these two are in it for the long haul, and whenever I hear all these rumors, I usually just give them a flippant "pssh!" and carry on with my day.
This is an example of such a rumor:
Khloe Kardashian claims she lost an ...
From the New York Post:
Kim Kardashian wants to branch out from reality TV to become a sitcom star.
The ample-bottomed beauty is in the early stages of developing her own scripted half-hour comedy series, sources say, in addition to having just extended her family’s deal with E! Entertainment for three more seasons of their namesake hit, “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.”
“Kim wants to move beyond reality TV and become a comedy actress,” says a source. “She really wants to...
On this day, thirty-seven years ago, Christina Hendricks was born, and the world has never been the same. Can you imagine a world without Christina Hendricks? If you asked me that question two years ago, I'd have answered with "who?" but now, everything has changed. She's been such a force of beauty and ginger hotness in my life, and I can't be without her again. If you asked me today to imagine a world without Christina Hendricks, I'd probably burst into tears and beg for you to stop, and a...