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Snooki Also Wants to Write A Book About Pregnancy

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi When my sister got pregnant with my oldest niece, she was still living at home, so I got to witness all of her fun pregnant adventures. I was 10, and I was always "why are you throwing up so much, sissy?" and "why does your tummy look different, sissy?" and "why are you such a ball of irritable hormones, sissy?" For whatever reason, no one told me she was pregnant until she was pretty far along, so when I did find out, I felt like I had a lot of catching up to do if we were going to raise this ...

Britney Spears Is Officially on X Factor

A photo of Britney Spears From E! Online: Britney Spears is official. After months of eight-figure negotiations, the pop star has finally signed her contract to joinSimon Cowell and L.A. Reid as a judge on The X Factor. Spears finally inked her deal this week, E! News has exclusively confirmed. As we previously reported, Spears will get $15 million for one season's worth of work. She had agreed in principle to the deal weeks ago and had spent the last several days working out the fine print. "The contrac...

Is This Supposed to Be Sexy?

A photo of Rihanna That's a serious question, by the way. Are these photos honestly supposed to be sexy? Don't get me wrong, for all the shit I give Rihanna, I do know that she's a seriously gorgeous girl, but these pictures that she did with Terry Richardson? Do people find this sort of thing attractive? Because all I can think about is how uncomfortable that must be, pulling your denim shorts up into your ass crack. Oh, and she sucks her thumb too. Because that's not creepy: And then there's the cro...

Rejoice, for Snooki’s New Book Is Coming Out Soon!

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi I'm really worried, you guys. For the past month or so, everyone has been focusing on Snooki's pregnancy. And don't get me wrong, that's great, but there's something else going on with Snooks that seems to be sort of falling by the wayside. And that is the fact that Snooki's second book, Gorilla Beach, is going to be released next week. The book is a sequel to Snooki's first adventure in writing, A Shore Thing, about young Gia and her escapades on the Jersey shore. Jezebel has some love...

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals The Best Compliment She’s Ever Received

A photo of Gwyneth Paltrow I've received some pretty nice compliments in my day. I've had a few people tell me that they like the way I speak, which is nice. One time I had this big financial aid crisis in college, and I thought I wasn't going to be able to finish on time without summer classes or extra credits, and for my broke ass self attending my insanely expensive college, that wasn't going to work. I cried in my professor's office, and when it turned out that everything was actually in order and I didn't have...

Quotables: Kristen Stewart Talks Snow White, Is Confusing About It

A photo of Kristen Stewart "I think that I related to Snowy because ... I love her. She feels such strong things and sort of can't say exactly why she feels those things ... and I can completely relate to that and I also can relate to feeling arrogant about it a little bit. Sort of like 'It's not about being who you are; it's sort of not saying what everyone thinks I'm going to say because I'm uncomfortable' ... She's like very instinctive and sort of awesome in that way. I mean she's such a child in the beginning and...

LeAnn Rimes Wants A Pet Pig

A photo of LeAnn Rimes From People: With their wedding vows recently renewed, LeAnn Rimes thinks she and her husband Eddie Cibrian are ready for another commitment – pig parenthood. "Quote of the day.... 'pigs are not stupid' Trying to convince Eddie to get a mini pig. I want one," the singer Tweeted on Monday. While her husband may be opposed to the new pet, LeAnn got a little encouragement from a friend with experience. "Here's ours but [it] didn't stay mini," Tori Spelling Tweeted, with a photo ...

Kanye West Hates Your Clothes

A photo of Kanye West Oooh, knife through the heart, right? Kanye West, fashion prodigy, thinks I'm dressed like a tool, better just call it a day then. Better just burn everything I own and jump in front of traffic because this dude doesn't like the way I dress. This devastation is just too much to bear, you know? Better to just end it all now. Oh, wait, you guys don't know what I'm talking about yet, do you? Ok, let's catch you up: Kanye drove through New York over the weekend, and he saw many fashion choic...

Is Tom Brady Serious with This Hair?

A photo of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen This is what Tom Brady looked like last night at the Met Gala. For real. This is how he styled his hair, on purpose, and this is how he walked out of his house and into public. On purpose. That's the part that I can't get over. Tom Brady did this to himself and his hair intentionally. That much is obvious. Just think: he, or more likely Gisele (I refuse to believe that a professional approved this mess), spent actual time fixing his hair like this. "Let's but a bunch of gel in it and the...

Justin Bieber Is A High School Graduate!

A photo of Justin Bieber Aww, Justin, I'm so proud! So far this year, The Biebz has been named the new King of Pop, he's changed the world of music forever, and his penis has been christened "Jerry." This guy is unstoppable. But now that he's got a high school diploma, he can go on to college, right? Nah, he just got the stupid thing because of his mom: Justin Bieber is growing up. Beyond the fast cars, sexy women and mature new sound, the 18-year-old pop star is now a high school graduate. The "Boyfriend" singer...

Maurice Sendak Died Today

A photo of Maurice Sendak From E! Online: Maurice Sendak, the seminal children's book author and arist whose most famous work, Where the Wild Things Are, is considered a cornerstone of the genre, has died. He was 83. Sendak died on Tuesday in Danbury, Conn., after suffering a stroke on Friday, according to friend and caretaker Lynn Caponera. Sendak, who is celebrated as one of the most essential children's book illustrators of the 20th century, was revered for his keen ability to tap into dark and angsty eleme...

So I Guess Courtney Stodden Started Doing Meth

I don't know that for sure, and it's not a real rumor yet, but drugs are the only thing I can think of that would make Courtney Stodden act like the damn fool she's being in this video. I know she's supposed to be advertising (???) an energy drink from Happy Bunny, but I don't buy it. Unless she's acting like a hyper little girl who's had too much sugar - which is far, far too creepy and gross to consider this early in the morning (or, you know, ever) - then I'm going to go ahead and say me...
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