Today's Evil Beet Gossip

That Reality Show About Whitney Houston Is A Star Vehicle for Bobbi Kristina

A photo of Bobbi Kristina Yeah, that creepy new reality show I told you guys about yesterday, the one starring Bobbi Kristina and the rest of Whitney Houston's family? It's supposed to focus on them coping with their loss, but also it's going to be about Bobbi Kristina and how she's such a star. From TMZ: Whitney Houston's mother is telling friends ... she fully supports the idea of a family reality show because she believes the exposure will be GREAT for Bobbi Kristina's singing career. As we previously reporte...

Kristen Stewart Does Another Semi-Endearing Interview

A photo of Kristen Stewart I don't want to come out and say that I'm a Kristen Stewart sympathizer, but I feel like I might be becoming sort of a Kristen Stewart sympathizer. I still think she's a bad actor, but I don't hate her in interviews so much anymore. Maybe I've made an attempt to consider the possibility that she's not the whiny brat she seems to be sometimes, or maybe I'm getting soft in my old age (I turn 24 next month!). I don't know, but I can actually stand her these days. Here are some excerpts fro...

Everybody’s Talking About Lisa Turtle’s Face

A photo of Lark Voorhies In March, we were all talking about what happened to Ashley Judd's face. In April, we were all talking about Ashley Judd talking about us talking about her face. But now it's May, and Ashley Judd has gotten enough press about her face, so now we have to talk about something else. And that something else is - you guessed it - Lisa Turtle's face. Lisa Turtle, known to some by her mortal name, Lark Voorhies, starred on everyone's favorite high school sitcom, Saved by the Bell, in the early 9...

Even The Sister Wives Support Gay Marriage

A photo of Robyn Brown, Meri Brown, Kody Brown, Christine Brown, and Janelle Brown Ever since Obama endorsed gay marriage earlier this week, so many celebrities have come forward to discuss their opinions about it. Most of the reactions have been pretty predictable - Kim Kardashian made a blog post about how it made her proud to be an American, and Bristol Palin made her illogical, backwards comments about how we don't need to "change thousands of years of thinking about marriage" - but a couple were a little surprising. Namely, the reaction that the cast of that darling sho...

Emma Watson Is Really into Pole Dancing

A photo of Emma Watson From The Sun: Emma Watson is now making a decent attempt to change her whiter-than-white reputation by learning how to dance like a stripper. The actress has taken up saucy pole-dancing lessons while working on the set of her new film The Bling Ring. She signed up for the classes after one of her pals on set told her about the benefits of the sport (getting fit, that is, not earning a few quid on the side). A source said: “Like on all film sets, there’s often so much time spent...

Two Old Men Discuss Adele, Snooki, and Lindsay Lohan

Sometimes a bunch of words helps to tell a story. Sometimes an assortment of pictures helps illustrate a point. But sometimes, all you need is a video of two old dudes being awesome and discussing life, love, and the pros and cons of Adele. I can't decide if my favorite part is when they listen to "Ms. New Booty" or when they mistake Snooki for "nookie" or when they sing "New York, New York" or when they all wave to the passing car, but I know my least favorite part is that neither of these men is my grandfather. /> Sometimes a bunch of words helps to tell a story. Sometimes an assortment of pictures helps illustrate a point. But sometimes, all you need is a video of two old dudes being awesome and discussing life, love, and the pros and cons of Adele. I can't decide if my favorite part is when they listen to "Ms. New Booty" or when they mistake Snooki for "nookie" or when they sing "New York, New York" or when they all wave to the passing car, but I know my least favorite part is that neither of these men is my grandfather....

Of Course There’s Going to Be A Reality Show About Whitney Houston

A photo of Whitney Houston Well, this is creepy. Whitney passed away only a few months ago, but it's already time to exploit her family's grief and cash in on it. Yep, there's going to be a reality show all about Whitney's family and how they're coping with their loss. From Deadline: Should a teenage girl grieving over the passing of her mom be the subject of a reality series? Three months after Whitney Houston’s sudden death, her family has signed on to do a reality series. Lifetime has picked up The Houst...

Love It or Leave It: Katy Perry’s Dark Soul and Awful Lipstick

A photo of Katy Perry For the past couple of months, Katy Perry has been working pretty hard to change her image. She gave an interview where she stated that things were "about to get real f-cking dark," and a few days after that she showed up at an event in leather boots, a leather jacket, dark makeup, and a bad attitude. Throughout March and April, she wore a mean ol' scowl everywhere she went, and she even changed her blue hair to a way more sinister shade of purple. She made it clear that yes, things were getting r...

Did Kanye West Rap About Marrying Kim Kardashian in His New Song?

A photo of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West That crazy Kanye West, always announcing his feelings through his gift of song. If you'll remember, the first time we really heard about the amazing love between Kanye and Kim Kardashian was in a new song. It makes sense then that after things started to get really serious, Kanye would allude to marriage in the form of music. From Us Weekly: As reported exclusively by Us Weekly, Kanye West's new rap may have implications about his new romance with Kim Kardashian -- suggesting potent...

Rihanna And Chris Brown Aren’t Friends Anymore

A photo of Rihanna and Chris Brown On May 10th, 2012, we're learning that Rihanna and Chris Brown have ended their friendship (or whatever). I mention the date, of course, because it was over three years ago when Chris Brown almost beat Rihanna to death. But no, now he's crossed the line. Now he's gone too far. Ugh. So what happened? A couple of things. The first is that apparently Chris got a tattoo of his lady Karrueche's face on his arm. And you know how Rihanna feels about Karrueche: Rihanna‘s friends are report...

Lindsay Lohan Can’t Even Close Her Mouth Anymore

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Really, she can't. That's what this whole thing is about. Lindsay Lohan has done so many horrible things to her poor lips that they won't even shut. These pictures were taken last night, and that's the first thing I noticed when I saw them. How can she think that those look good? Seriously, check out those pictures where she's trying to close her mouth. It's not a great situation. Other than that, I think Lindsay looks pretty great (for Lindsay). I actually kind of like her dress, and her...