Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Charlize Theron Doesn’t Want to Hear Your Pretentious Sh-t

A photo of Charlize Theron I always sort of forget how awesome Charlize Theron is. Isn't that awful? I know that she's absolutely gorgeous, and I know that she's an incredible actress. She always gives great interviews, and she seems like a super fun lady in general, but for whatever reason, whenever I think of my favorite ladies, Charlize never comes to mind. Maybe it's because she usually stays under the radar? I'm not sure, but I do know that I need to change my ways. This interview helped open my eyes to the extreme glory that is Charlize Theron. Fr...

Don’t Worry, The Situation Is Coming Back to Jersey Shore

A photo of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino I know we were all worried that The Situation wouldn't return to Jersey Shore after he got out of rehab. There were rumors that MTV was going to find a new cast member to take his place, and even more rumors that he had no intentions of giving up his partying, club-going lifestyle. So what's going to happen? Is The Situation going to show a more mature side of himself that we've never seen before and retire for sobriety's sake, or is he going to go back down to the Jersey Shore this summer? I know I kind of gave it away in the headline, but here's the s...

Leave Robert Pattinson’s Nipples Alone

A photo of Robert Pattinson You guys know that I love me some Robert Pattinson, but he hasn't done anything too terribly interesting in quite a while, has he? He seems to be devoting his time to working and being Kristen Stewart's f-cking boyfriend, but that's kind of why I love him. He'd rather just sit at home, drinking tea and singing sad songs than going out and flashing his panties to the paparazzi. But not his nipples. Because his nipples are totally off limits: Robert Pattinson is willing to sex things up on camera...

Quotables: Khloe Predicts How Long The Kardashians Will Last

A photo of Khloe Kardashian "I hope they'll want to film me in my old-folks home, where my kids will probably put me because I'll be too evil. They'll be changing my diapers on television." - Khloe Kardashian lets us in on when she thinks they'll stop filming their reality shows. To bring the point home, here's what Kim added: "We've always said we'll stop when it stops being fun. We're having such a good time, so there's really no point stopping now." Yesterday I asked if people were beginning to lose interest ...

Do People Still Care About The Kardashians?

A photo of Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and Kris Jenner Sorry, but yes, people do still care about the Kardashians. A few weeks ago, we learned that the family signed on for three more seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and with the stunts that Kris Jenner pulls, I don't think they'll have a problem with getting viewers. But here's the good news: it looks like people are starting to care less about the Kardashians. And that's something, right? From the Huffington Post: Over the years, the Kardashians have made a fortune selling almost every aspect of their lives -- from baby p...

Justin Bieber: “I’m 18 Years Old And I’m A Swaggy Adult!”

A photo of Justin Bieber GQ just did an interview with Justin Bieber, and it's probably the best interview I've ever read with him. It's amazing. It's probably even better than the interview with Rolling Stone where he said that Americans were evil and that his opinion on politics were "whatever they have in Korea, that's bad." I mean, the opening sentence is "I have been told specifically that I will be able to punch Justin Bieber in the face," so of course it's going to be incredible. I'll show you guys some of the ...

Miley Cyrus Got Another Dog

A photo of Miley Cyrus And no, I'm not talking about that poor little dog, Happy, that she found in the Walmart parking lot two weeks ago. I'm talking about a brand new dog that she adopted over the weekend. This new dog's name is Mary Jane, and man, is she adorable: So how many dogs does Miley have now? Five. Five dogs. Is it just me, or is that a lot of dogs? I mean, I love having pets* as much as the next person, and I understand that Miley has way more than enough money to take care of all these do...

Khloe Kardashian Knows How Fabulous She Is

A photo of Khloe Kardashian I can't even count how many times we've proclaimed that Khloe Kardashian is the best Kardashian. At some point though, it became less of an opinion and more of a fact. If you need more convincing though, just think of this: Kim Kardashian is the worst Kardashian, right? And Khloe is the opposite of Kim in nearly every single way, isn't she? It just makes sense, you guys. It just makes sense. But if you need more convincing, check out this little interview: "I was called fat all the t...

Love It or Leave It: Lady Gaga’s Latest Meat Dress

A photo of Lady Gaga Well, I guess it's finally happened. Lady Gaga is completely out of ideas. She's come up with all the wacky fashions that she possibly could, and now it's time to recycle. Specifically, it's time to to go back to the glory days of September, 2010: the meat dress. That photo above is one that Gaga tweeted from her current tour. This one below is from the 2010 VMAs: Even though the meat dress was one of Lady Gaga's more iconic looks (and yes, that does hurt to say) and should probably be left alo...

What Happened to Josh Hutcherson’s Nose?

A photo of Josh Hutcherson Look at his poor little nose, with that bandage over the tip! And those sad little eyes! Bless your heart, Josh Hutcherson, what happened to your precious face? From TMZ: With his face bruised and bandaged up, "Hunger Games" star Josh Hutcherson was spotted leaving a doctor's office in Beverly Hills on Monday ... after suffering a mysterious injury to his nose. Hutcherson first tweeted about the injury on May 9th ... saying, "Just had surgery to fix my broken nose" ... and later his rep told us the actor had been...

Look, It’s A Trailer for Les Miserables!

You guys! This is the very first official footage that we're seeing from the Les Mis movie, can you believe it? Sure, it's a trailer that was shakily filmed by someone watching it on a computer, and yeah, it will probably be pulled in a few hours. But look at it! You can see the barricade and little Cosette, and that loving look between Marius and Cosette, and ... more Cosette. But we saw Hugh Jackman a handful of times, and we got to hear Anne Hathaway sing "I Dreamed a Dream." By t...

Poor Kate Gosselin’s Cruise Got Cancelled

A photo of Kate Gosselin And no, I'm not talking about just a cruise that Kate Gosselin was planning to go on. I'm talking about the cruise that Kate Gosselin was going to host. I have no idea why I didn't tell you about this when the news originally broke, because I'm sure many of you would have jumped at the chance to go on a nice vacation with the beloved Kate Gosselin, but here was the gist of it: "Set Sail with Kate" blasts the new website promoting the trip, which will take place August 12 -19 on Royal Car...