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Brad from LFO Never Harassed All Those Women He Harassed

A photo of Brad Fischetti Oh, Brad from LFO! What a misunderstood soul. Sure, he spends his free time chilling outside of abortion clinics, stopping complete strangers to talk to them about what they should do with their own bodies, and sure, he doesn't have any idea what the people he's talking to have been through. And yeah, when he's done telling these people what they should do with their bodies, he talks about it on the internet and posts pictures of them. But he never did anything wrong, and everyone's total...

OMG, New Breaking Dawn Posters!

A photo of Kristen Stewart This November, the second part of Breaking Dawn will be released. This will be the last Twilight movie ever (probably). We have six months to prepare for it. Is it enough time to get ready to let go? Really, I don't have a whole lot to say about these lame ass posters, I just have some ponderings about the movie in general. I've been thinking about it a bit lately (welcome to my exciting world, you guys), and I think this is going to be the most interesting film, for me, anyway. Sure...

Love It or Leave It: Katy Perry Is Still Doing This Sh-t

A photo of Katy Perry I can't even deal with this anymore. Katy Perry's fashion choices are just too awful to deal with. The dark, pseudo-gothic dresses, the dark lipstick ... it's too much. I really think that this whole phase will end up being the worst thing she's ever done. She could go on to rob banks and steal lollipops from small children, or she could buy an island somewhere and start a horrible dictatorship, and I'd still be like "yeeeeah, but remember that 'dark' period?" But it looks like she might have an...

Kanye West Wants Kris Jenner to Stop with The Plastic Surgery

A photo of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian From the National Enquirer: Kanye West is pleading with GF Kim Kardashian’s mom Kris Jen­ner to stop having plastic surgery because he’s afraid she’ll end up dead like his own mother. The rap star’s mom Donda West tragically died at the age of 58 in November 2007 – one day after getting a tummy tuck, breast reduction and lipo­suction. “That loss crushed Kanye,” revealed a close source. She wasn’t just his mom but his manager as well – just like Kris is Kim’s man...

Surprise: More Inappropriate Photos of Courtney Stodden!

A photo of Courtney Stodden A few years ago, on the fourth of July, my dad and I were going over to my grandma's house for a cookout, and I was subjected to one of the most awkward moments of my entire life. He was driving, and we were going down the main road through town with the windows down. He pulled up to the stoplight by the auto parts store, where there was a huge car wash fundraiser happening in the parking lot. We came to a stop right beside a man who was standing on the shoulder of the road, holding a sign an...

Casper Smart Wants Jennifer Lopez to Quit American Idol

A photo of Casper Smart and Jennifer Lopez From In Touch via Celebitchy: In Touch Weekly has learned that in an effort to keep 25-year-old Casper Smart happy, Jennifer Lopez is about to undo the smartest career decision she ever made – and give up her job as an American Idol judge. Jealous of all the time she was spending away from home – and with cute Idols like Phillip Phillips – Casper urged her to quit the plum gig and focus on their relationship instead. And remarkably, J.Lo is listening. Although Jennifer tweeted on May...

Kristen Stewart Smiles, Laugh, And Shows Emotions!

A photo of Kristen Stewart Yesterday, we talked about how Kristen Stewart is evolving, and it's true. At the very least, her public image is. For the past month or so, ever since she started doing all the publicity for Snow White and the Huntsman, she's just gotten so much more likable, right? But this, this is a true sign that we have a new Kristen Stewart on our hands here. A Kristen Stewart who feels more comfortable in the spotlight, a Kristen Stewart who seems to have chilled out a considerable amount. A Kr...

Kim Kardashian Has So Many Twinsies!

A photo of Kim Kardashian Just a couple of days ago, Kim Kardashian went to a party in Cannes wearing the same dress that Gwyneth Paltrow wore to the Emmys last year. And then the next day, she wore that dress that you see in that picture up there. It's my belief that Kim is trying to reach her maximum potential for twinsies, because a handful of other celebrities have already worn this awful dress. The first lady to wear the dress was Zoe Saldana, back in August. Her dress included a little white train, and I can't ...

Lindsay Finally Got Her Richard Burton

A photo of Lindsay Lohan and Elizabeth Taylor Lindsay's Lifetime movie has everything going for it. It has a phenomenal leading lady. It's strongly supported by the industry. It even has genius design. Yes, Liz and Dick has all its ducks in a row ... except, of course, for a Dick. There is no Dick in this row. Nope, this row is just full of a bunch of Dickless ducks. These ducks don't have a Dick in sight. Dick. But wait! Lifetime finally realized that they should probably stop promoting their movie and maybe start working on the casting of the lead roles, a...

But How Did Britney Spears Do on Her First X Factor Episode?

A photo of L.A. Reid, Demi Lovato, Simon Cowell, and Britney Spears Last night, Britney filmed her very first episode of X Factor. That's exciting, right? But how did she do? That's where it starts to get not so exciting anymore, guys. Because it doesn't sound like she did too great. From E! Online: Spears' first X Factor comment from the judging panel? The 30-year-old told a teen boy he could be bigger than Justin Bieber! The "Womanizer" singer remained sweet and calm, only giving two no's during the auditions. Her harshest critique for one poor ...

Brad from LFO Spends All His Free Time at Abortion Clinics

A photo of LFO and Jennifer Love Hewitt You guys. This is crazy. You remember LFO, right? Of course you do. They're the ones who like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, remember? Yeah, those guys. Well, ever since their star began to fade in 2001, it doesn't look like they've been up to too much. Rich Cronin, the cute blonde one on the far left, sadly passed away in 2010. Devin, the guy who Jennifer Love Hewitt is pressing up against, is a barber now, I believe. So where does that leave Brad, the striking young man in t...

Kristen Stewart Is “A Very Intense Person”

A photo of Kristen Stewart Man, Kristen Stewart sure has been hard at work, huh? Snow White and the Huntsman is going to be released soon, so she's been promoting the hell out of that, and she's also doing some work for On the Road. I might be getting sick of how many interviews she's done lately if I didn't find them to be incredibly revealing. She's finally opening up, you guys! She's just a little awkward turtle, shuffling around, and she has been for years. She's not a bad person. She's just Kristen, y'all. But here's another interview, so you guys can judge it for yourself, ok? Kri...