Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Bieber Can Still Cause A Scene

A photo of Justin Bieber And I know what you're thinking, but no, that photo doesn't show Justin Bieber pulling a Will Smith and popping an overly affectionate fan in the mouth. Despite Justin's reputation, he can still control his fists of fury when he sees fit. No, according to our photo agency, in this picture, the girl was posing for a picture with The Biebz and touched his face, and his security quickly pushed her away. So I don't think Justin popped her. But regardless, Justin's fans are absolutely crazy. That's what ...

Adam Levine Is Too Gross to Handle

A photo of Adam Levine Adam Levine did a lengthy interview with Details, and I honestly can't even believe how awful he sounds. He sounds like a smarmy, ignorant asshole. I thought about counting how many times I sighed and rolled my eyes while reading through it, but I decided against it after the second time, because sometimes you just know when something is total garbage. Here are some excerpts so that you can feel the ickiness for yourself: On being misrepresented: "I've always felt a little misrepresented...

Martin Short Endures The Most Awkward Interview That Ever Happened

A photo of Martin Short I don't want to be presumptuous here or anything, but I think I speak for most of us when I say that Martin Short seems like an incredibly adorable, charming, talented, funny, and lovable man. I love everything he's ever done, and I think he's just incredible. We're all lucky that there's never much gossip about him, or I'd be rambling on about him for days. I love Martin Short. Love. Him. In case you didn't know this story, Martin was married to a woman named Nancy for several years. T...

But Really, Ashton and Demi Aren’t Getting Back Together

A photo of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore From People: Demi Moore andAshton Kutcher are amicable exes. The pair, who announced their plans to divorce in November, reunited at Kabbalah instructor Yehuda Berg's 40th birthday gathering on Thursday at the Intercontinental Hotel in L.A.'s Century City – but contrary to reports, the former couple aren't reuniting. "They were friendly," an insider tells PEOPLE of the interaction between the duo, who arrived separately. "Ashton got up at one point and grabbed coffee in a paper cu...

New BFF Alert: Beyonce and Kim Kardashian!

A photo of Beyonce and Kim Kardashian I know, I know, we've heard before that Beyonce is not at all interested in becoming besties, or even acquaintances, with Kim Kardashian. We've heard that even though Kim is dating Kanye, the BFF of Beyonce's husband, Jay-Z, Beyonce has made a "No Kardashians Allowed" rule. We've heard a lot of things, you guys, but none of it's true. No, Kim and Beyonce are totally friends. Got it? From Us Weekly: After touring Cannes, France last week and unexpectedly parting with some "sentimental" items in her luggage,Â...

So Dina Lohan Is Going to Have Two Different Reality Shows, I Guess

A photo of Dina Lohan And yeah, that's a picture of Dina, not Lindsay. Crazy, right? You can always tell which one is which by the nose. Not by the fact that one is the other one's mother, or the 24 year age difference. Pretty much just the nose. But we're not here to talk about how Lindsay has used enough meth, crack, and whatever other substances she could find under the sink to make herself look at least twice her age. No, we're here to talk about how Dina Lohan apparently has not one, but TWO reality sho...

Your Morning Cry, Brought to You by Princes William And Harry

A photo of Prince Harry and Prince William Do you remember that royal wedding business? It was a little over a year ago, and everyone made a huge fuss over it? Kate Middleton wore a really pretty dress. You remember! It was a pretty sweet day, but in an interview that Prince William and Prince Harry just did with Katie Couric, there was something that could have made it just a bit sweeter. From People: Despite the overabundance of dignitaries in attendance on his 2011 wedding day to Kate Middleton, there was one person missing, though very much on Prince William's mind: his mother, Princess Diana. "Very difficult" is...

Justin Bieber Could Go to Jail for Six Months

A photo of Justin Bieber It's true. Justin Bieber, menace to society, could possibly be facing six months in jail. Of course, since all of us here are Lohanologists, we know that it won't happen. Most celebrities who deserve jail will never see it, and if they do, it's only for a couple of minutes. They're far too precious for the cold, hard prison life. Besides, could you imagine Justin Bieber in prison? Yikes. But the story is that the case of Justin beating up a photographer is going to be referred to prosecutors. ...

Quotables: Amanda Bynes Has No Idea What You’re Talking About

A photo of Amanda Bynes "I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false." - Amanda Bynes tweets her denial. Right, so when Amanda hit that cop car, kept on going, and then got pulled over and subsequently arrested for a DUI, that never happened? Was the mug shot a fake? Did the police lie? So what does that mean for her court date scheduled for next week? Will she provide evidence that the charges are imaginary? And that other time that TMZ spoke directly to the police and confirmed t...

Justin Bieber Loves His Fans, Releases A New Single

A photo of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber On Sunday, Justin Bieber assaulted a photographer so bad that the guy couldn't even get up off the ground and had to be taken to the hospital. Allegedly. And yesterday, he was on Twitter, letting his fans know how much he loves them. Here are some of his tweets: my fans have always been there. from day 1. they are there for me thru everything. they lift me up. so...im there for them. always. #FACT i hope when you guys hear #BELIEVE you finally understand how i feel about you. I appreciate and love you. this is about us. thank you we came up from the bottom TOGETHER. every s...

Lindsay Lohan Spent HOW Much Money on Tanning?

A photo of Lindsay Lohan $40,000. Let me just cut to the chase and tell you that Lindsay spent $40,000 on tanning. Just let that sink in for a minute. What would you do with $40,000? Make a down payment on a nice house, maybe? Buy a fancy car? Perhaps you'd invest it. Or maybe you would just spend it on tanning. Because that's what Lindsay Lohan did. But wait, let's make a very important distinction here. I probably should have mentioned this first, but Lindsay didn't actually pay the $40,000. She just did $...