Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Scout Willis Can’t Have A Criminal Record Because She’s “Going Places”

A photo of Scout Willis From People: Scout Willis is due back in court on July 31 after being charged with two misdemeanors Tuesday. She allegedly drank a beer and handed cops a fake ID in New York's Union Square on Monday evening. Her lawyer tells PEOPLE that Willis, 20, rejected the state's offer to plead guilty to the charges as they stand now because she would have a permanent criminal record – and that would be unreasonable. "It would be outrageous to mar a person that's clearly going places – clear...

Rihanna Still Doesn’t Get It

A photo of Rihanna Last week, we showed you guys some quotes from Rihanna's latest interview with Esquire, remember? She said that she didn't understand why people thought her recent collaborations with Chris Brown were a bad thing (and just in case anyone's confused about that, it was bad because it was Rihanna singing with the guy who beat her so bad that he nearly killed her about how they wanted to have sexy sex). I thought it was ridiculous, and I still think it's ridiculous, but now we have even more r...

Look, It’s Snooki’s Baby Bump!

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi You guys! Look! It's little Lorenzo in there! Can you believe it? It's been months since we've known that Snooki is going to be a mom, but we haven't gotten to see any real evidence until now. I know Snooki doesn't owe it to us to go up to every photographer, interviewer, and stranger she comes into contact with and yank up her shirt and yell "PREGGERS POWER, BITCHES," but I kind of expected it, you know? And here's some fun news: Snooki is reportedly due in August. You know what she's going to be doing in August? Filming Jersey...

Quotables: Elton John Is Worried About Lady Gaga

A photo of Elton John "I look at Gaga and I think, 'How does she do it?' I talk to her mum and dad about it. They worry. She is frail, and she doesn't eat when she should do, and she's a girl, and it's tougher for a girl. She works really hard. She will be in Denmark one night and Saudi Arabia the next. I know how tiny she is and I do worry about her, yes." - Elton John discusses his concern for Lady Gaga. Um, this is sweet and all, and I'm glad that Lady Gaga has people who care about her, but isn't it a li...

Now You Can Look Just Like Lindsay Lohan Looking Like Liz Taylor!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Please, try to contain your excitement! For the past few days, we've been showing you photos upon photos of Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor. We've shown you photos of her costumes and photos of her popping out of her costumes. It's been a whole lot of Lindsay as Liz action, and I know that many of you have thought to yourself, "wow, how do I get that look?!" Well, rest easy, friends, because I have that information and much, much more. From People: WhenLindsay Lohan first walked onto the set of Lifetime’s Liz & Dickdressed as screen leg...

Bad News: Octomom Isn’t Going to Strip After All

A photo of Nadya Suleman I'm so sorry, you guys. I know that many of you were already planning road trips down to Florida so you could see Nadya "Octomom" Suleman strut her stuff in July, but it's not going to happen. And that's not to say that it wasn't going to happen in the first place, because it definitely was, but good ol' Octomom cancelled. She cancelled because some people have to ruin it for everyone because they can't keep their dumb mouths shut. From TMZ: Octomom will not be coming to the stage of a Florida strip joint -- TMZ has learned ...

Miley Cyrus Is ENGAGED

A photo of Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus From People: Wedding Party in the U.S.A.! Miley Cyrus and Hunger Games star Liam Hemsworth are engaged to be married after three years of dating, their reps confirm to PEOPLE exclusively. "I'm so happy to be engaged and look forward to a life of happiness with Liam," Cyrus, 19, tells PEOPLE. Australian actor Hemsworth, 22, who met Cyrus when they costarred in The Last Song in 2009, proposed on May 31 with a 3.5-carat diamond ring from jeweler Neil Lane. Next up for the couple...

Amanda Bynes Got Charged with That DUI

A photo of Amanda Bynes As if there was ever any real doubt, Amanda Bynes was officially charged with a DUI yesterday in court. However, in a shocking turn of events, the judge didn't say "seriously, hand me your keys right this second, then we'll talk" as soon as Amanda entered the courtroom. From TMZ: Amanda Bynes has officially been charged with DUI after her arrest back in April -- when she sideswiped a cop car and allegedly attempted to flee the scene. Bynes has been charged with one count of misdemeanor DUI -- and the D.A. has sought a sentencing enhancement becau...

Amber Portwood Is Going to Prison for Five Years

A photo of Amber Portwood When we last checked in on Amber Portwood, Teen Mom and ne'er-do-well, the news was that she was probably going to jail for two years. But that was way back in December, and a lot of things have happened since then, so we're going to have to do a little bit of catching up before we get to this latest news, ok? Back in January, Amber was sentenced to five years in prison for drug charges, but she was able to make a deal that would allow her to avoid prison altogether if she completed a rehabilitat...

What Would Make Adele Defecate on Herself?

A photo of Adele That was a fun little question, wasn't it? Do you want to think about it for a minute? Go ahead, I'll wait. Did you come up with anything good? Take a break real quick and leave it in the comments, and then come back. Did you do it? All right, now let me tell you what the real answer is ... Psych! You're going to have to read through excerpts from this interview that she did with Matt Lauer to figure out what Adele thinks would make her "f-cking shit" herself. Really, it's a great ...

Yes, Kristen Stewart Is Still Doing Interviews

A photo of Vanity Fair This time, Kristen is the cover girl for Vanity Fair, and much like her other recent interviews, she uses a lot of cusses and she doesn't give a f-ck. She also explains why she looks so greasy half the time! It's really an enlightening interview, so let's go ahead and get to it, all right? On being photographed: “I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph. I get some serious shit about it. I’m not embarrassed about it. I’m proud of it. If I took perfect pictures all the time, the ...