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This Is The Best Thing That You Will Ever Watch

It is a video of Neil Patrick Harris on Punk'd. Please take the time how I said that he was ON Punk'd, not that he GOT Punk'd. Because he didn't. He's an intelligent, observant, charming person, and he was able to see through this lame prank. The reason why this video is so incredibly amazing though is because of all the individual awesomeness that comes together in it. There's Neil Patrick Harris himself, whose greatness doesn't need to be explained. Then there's a BEAR! Bears are, without a doubt, my favorite animal. Look at his little face and his big bear belly! And the puns: this IS a bear of a problem, Neil! And the way it all just comes together in one short little video is just magical to me. I've watched it about six times, and I've already searched for GIFs on Tumblr. This video is that wonderful. I promise. Did you watch it yet? /> It is a video of Neil Patrick Harris on Punk'd. Please take the time how I said that he was ON Punk'd, not that he GOT Punk'd. Because he didn't. He's an intelligent, observant, charming person, and he was able to see through this lame prank. The reason why this video is so incredibly amazing though is because of all the individual awesomeness that comes together in it. There's Neil Patrick Harris himself, whose greatness doesn't need to be explained. Then there's a BEAR! Bears are, without a doubt, my favorite animal. Look at h...

Justin Bieber Thinks That He Wrote The Next “Billie Jean”

A photo of Justin Bieber From the New York Post: Justin Bieber compares a track from his new album, “Believe,” to the Michael Jackson classic “Billie Jean.” The song “Maria” is Bieber’s response to Mariah Yeater, the woman who falsely accused Bieber of fathering a son with her when he was just 16. Jackson’s 1982 hit follows a similar theme. “That’s my ‘Billie Jean,’ ” Bieber tells Billboard magazine, out today, about the track. “It was something I wanted to get off my chest, and I coul...

Oh No, Snooki Nudes!

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi In a world where celebrities often take nude photos of themselves and save them on their cell phones or email accounts, we've seen a lot of famous tits. We've seen this happen to Blake Lively, Scarlett Johansson, Christina Hendricks, and Mila Kunis, just to name a few ladies. But today, I bring you the greatest news of all: someone leaked some new nude photos. Of Snooki. Oh dear god. From E! Online: We're guessing Snooki didn't want to see these nude photos of her popping up on a U.K. paper's ...

Do You Remember When Justin Timberlake Went to The Marine Corps Ball?

A photo of Justin Timberlake Sure you do! A bunch of Marines asked various celebrities to accompany them to the ball, it was this big thing. A Marine named Kelsey De Santis asked Justin Timberlake, and he went, and then he wrote a really sweet story about how much the whole thing meant to him. It was absolutely lovely, and it was a big part of why I had a crush on him last winter. The crush faded when he and Jessica Biel got engaged, but it's back in full force, I believe. Listen to this story: After Kelsey De Sa...

That Elizabeth Taylor Movie Is Going to Be So Fantastic

A photo of Lindsay Lohan I hope you got that sarcasm that I put up there in that headline. Because, in all truthfulness, Lifetime's Liz and Dick is going to be far from fantastic. In fact, if it's not the most horribly acted low budget mess I've ever seen, I'm going to be shocked. Here's the latest story from the set of the disaster of the decade: Lindsay Lohan is so determined to prove she's no longer a slacker -- she's hiding extensive injuries she sustained during her massive car wreck yesterday ... just to kee...

But What Did Kim Get Kanye for His Birthday?

A photo of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian I know, you guys. I know. Two stories about the beautiful love of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in one day, that's got to be a nauseating first, right? But listen, it's Kanye's birthday, and around these parts, we treat birthdays like the special days they are, and Kanye isn't going to be excluded from that just because he's a jackass. But let's think about this for a moment: if you were shopping for someone like Kanye West, what would you get him? He certainly has more than enough money to ...

Lindsay Lohan Is in The Emergency Room

A photo of Lindsay Lohan But don't worry, she's going to be ok! She just rear-ended an 18 wheeler. No big deal. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan was in a bad car accident and is in the emergency room at an L.A. hospital ... TMZ has learned. Lindsay Lohan was driving her black Porsche on the Pacific Coast Highway when it slammed into theback of an 18 wheeler around noon. The Porsche is totaled. The passenger window was shattered and the bumper was fully off her car. We're told she did not go to the hospital by ambu...

Is Angelina Jolie Directing The 50 Shades of Grey Movie?

A photo of Angelina Jolie First of all, HAHAHAHAHA. But second of all, this is actually a real rumor that is really going around. From The Hollywood Reporter: A fun rumor went around Hollywood this past weekend: Angelina Jolie, people were saying, had been approached to direct the movie version of the steamy romance novel Fifty Shades of Grey. THR checked out the chatter last weekend and sources said there may have been an informal conversation but that nothing was real, and reps for the actress-turned-filmmaker ...

Kris Humphries’ New Girlfriend, Fatmire, Isn’t Really His Girlfriend

A photo of Fatmire Sinanaj From Radar: Kris Humphries is not at all happy that a "Kim Kardashian look-a-like" he has casually hooked up with a few times is telling the media she’s his girlfriend, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. Humphries, who is gearing up for a nasty divorce battle with the real Kardashian, his wife of 72-days, has had his attorney, Lee Hutton,reach out to the woman, Fatmire "Myla" Sinanaj, telling her to stop making those claims — STAT! As we previously reported Humphries wa...

Kanye Really Wants to Marry Kim, I Guess

A photo of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian I mean, come on, who wouldn't want to marry Kim Kardashian? Kim's spouses get super fancy weddings, a television show, and all the humiliation and regret that they could ever hope for! And look at that ass! We could all do a lot worse in life than being Mr. Kim Kardashian. Kanye knows this, because Kanye has knowledge of all things. And he's trying to lock this down real quick. From Life & Style: After eight months of battling with estranged husband Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashi...

Quotables: Mark-Paul Gosselaar Talks Saved by the Bell

A photo of Mark-Paul Gosselaar "It's not a great show. The writing is kind of hokey… it's very much a piece of that time." - Mark-Paul Gosselaar discusses his most popular work of art, Saved by the Bell. First of all, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, ZACK MORRIS! Saved by the Bell was a not a hokey show, far from it. It was a moving, breathtaking experience that was shared by millions. It was exquisitely written, brilliantly acted, and, to put it simply, life-changing. But Zack did have it right when he said that it wasn't a "great show." Because it really wasn't: it was a phenomenal show. Secon...

Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat Has Two Maids And An iPad

A photo of Karl Lagerfeld Karl Lagerfeld is absolutely hilarious. Remember that time that he described his typical day to Harper's Bazaar? He said that every day he schedules time to daydream, and he drinks nothing but Diet Coke "from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed." He mentioned that he liked to wind down at the end of the day by playing with his cat, and he called her his "spoiled princess," but he didn't elaborate much further. I imagined that he had a close relationship with his cat, and I was right...