I'm starting to think that the amount of time I spend thinking about Snooki's child might not be normal. I came to this realization a few days ago when I was out to dinner with my boyfriend. I was rambling on and on about Snooki's due date and how she's going to have a little boy who she'll probably name Lorenzo and she hasn't seemed like herself during her pregnancy, but that could just be the lack of booze, and then I stopped because I realized that I was talking about Snooki like she's m...
I don't know why I even bother discussing Rihanna's fashion anymore. It's always been bad, and it's always going to be bad. It's not even surprising anymore. Or, well, that's what I thought.
See, that picture of Rihanna up there? That's not the ensemble that I want to discuss today. Sure, it's not that great, and I don't even really understand what it is, but it's not the clothing in question. The clothing in question is actually NSFW, on account of nipples. Because Rihanna wandered around...
This is what Jessica Chastain wore to last night's Tony Awards. I think she was even being serious.
And just because I'm sure many of you are thinking "wow, that bodice looks seriously awful," let me show you a close up, because you have no idea:
So yeah. It's not cute, it's not flattering, and she doesn't even look like she likes it herself. It's just a bad situation all around.
But just so I don't leave you with pictures of a hideous dress and nothing more, let's talk about Neil Patrick Ha...
In a truly shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Lindsay Lohan has broken the law. This means that her probation could be revoked, which means that she could go to jail. Again.
From TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay Lohan lied to cops Friday by telling them she was NOT driving the Porsche that slammed into a truck on the Pacific Coast Highway, and as a result she could be prosecuted and her probation could be revoked.
Our sources say, when Lindsay was in ...
You know what I always thought was odd? In the past year or so, we've all noticed LeAnn Rimes getting thinner and thinner, to the point where it seemed like there was no possible way that she could be healthy. But whenever anyone mentioned that to her, she always came up with one of two excuses: one is that she is healthy, thank you very much, and the other, and this one she's used multiple times, is that we're just used to seeing her with baby fat, but now that she's starting to lose that, she looks thinner. Now, ...
From Us Weekly:
Everything's bigger in Texas -- especially celebrity weddings!
Texas native Matthew McConaughey and his love of six years Camila Alves tied the knot in Austin Saturday, the actor's rep confirms to Us Weekly.
"There were about 100 of his close friends and family there," one wedding guest tells Us of the "high-end," campout-themed soiree. "[The ceremony] was very emotional. There was a moment when . . . [Matthew] leaned down and whispered something in [Camila's] ear and you cou...
Here's the text version of what happened:
Deena Cortese continued the fine Jersey Shore tradition by getting herself arrested Sunday.
Police chief Tommy Boyd said that one of his officers arrested Deena Cortese after seeing her "a little intoxicated." Patrolman Chris Linnel, allegedly spotted her in the middle of a street, slapping cars that were driving by.
"Nothing major, but we can't put up with it," Chief Boyd said.
Deena was taken in handcuffs to the Seaside Heights police station where...
We haven't talked about James Franco since last year, can you believe it? When we last heard of him, he'd gotten a professor fired for giving him a bad grade, but what is he up to these days? He's probably smoking weed, and he's definitely starting to look like the creepy guy who hit on me in the cat section of the bookstore last week. But most importantly, he's crushing on Kristen Stewart.
See, James went to see Snow White and the Huntsman with his makeup artist, Nana, and Iris, his "Mexican producing associate." The m...
Last night, the cast of Jersey Shore got into a major bar fight. Snooki wasn't there, thank goodness, and Deena, Vinny, and Sam didn't join in, but the rest of them? They threw down. They threw down hard.
From Us Weekly:
A source tells Us Weekly several members of the MTV cast -- including Jenni "JWoww" Farley and her boyfriend Rodger Mathews, Pauly "Pauly D" Delvecchio, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- were involved in a "massive" bar brawl Friday night at S...
This is James. He's the guy who was driving that truck that Lindsay Lohan rear-ended. He seems like a nice, genuine guy, and he has an interesting story about what happened on Friday.
Basically, James said that another car was following Lindsay's Porsche, and after the crash happened, everyone tried to make a run for it. James, being the upstanding citizen that he is, called 911 to be like "hey, this bitch just hit me and now she's trying to pull an Amanda Bynes." Someone in the other ...
Good morning, friends! How was your night? Did you sleep well? I hope so, because you're going to need your strength to deal with what I'm about to show you.
Let me just cut to the chase: it's Madonna's nipple. And I know, Madonna's nipples aren't as shocking as, say, anyone else's, but before you go about your other business, let me tell you that these nipples are Madonna's current nipples. These are the Madonna nipples of today. They're fresh, new, and in action!
Here's the video. It's NSF...
I'm starting to think that the amount of time I spend thinking about Snooki's child might not be normal. I came to this realization a few days ago when I was out to dinner with my boyfriend. I was rambling on and on about Snooki's due date and how she's going to have a little boy who she'll probably name Lorenzo and she hasn't seemed like herself during her pregnancy, but that could just be the lack of booze, and then I stopped because I realized that I was talking about Snooki like she's m...
I don't know why I even bother discussing Rihanna's fashion anymore. It's always been bad, and it's always going to be bad. It's not even surprising anymore. Or, well, that's what I thought.
See, that picture of Rihanna up there? That's not the ensemble that I want to discuss today. Sure, it's not that great, and I don't even really understand what it is, but it's not the clothing in question. The clothing in question is actually NSFW, on account of nipples. Because Rihanna wandered around...
This is what Jessica Chastain wore to last night's Tony Awards. I think she was even being serious.
And just because I'm sure many of you are thinking "wow, that bodice looks seriously awful," let me show you a close up, because you have no idea:
So yeah. It's not cute, it's not flattering, and she doesn't even look like she likes it herself. It's just a bad situation all around.
But just so I don't leave you with pictures of a hideous dress and nothing more, let's talk about Neil Patrick Ha...
In a truly shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Lindsay Lohan has broken the law. This means that her probation could be revoked, which means that she could go to jail. Again.
From TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay Lohan lied to cops Friday by telling them she was NOT driving the Porsche that slammed into a truck on the Pacific Coast Highway, and as a result she could be prosecuted and her probation could be revoked.
Our sources say, when Lindsay was in ...
You know what I always thought was odd? In the past year or so, we've all noticed LeAnn Rimes getting thinner and thinner, to the point where it seemed like there was no possible way that she could be healthy. But whenever anyone mentioned that to her, she always came up with one of two excuses: one is that she is healthy, thank you very much, and the other, and this one she's used multiple times, is that we're just used to seeing her with baby fat, but now that she's starting to lose that, she looks thinner. Now, ...
From Us Weekly:
Everything's bigger in Texas -- especially celebrity weddings!
Texas native Matthew McConaughey and his love of six years Camila Alves tied the knot in Austin Saturday, the actor's rep confirms to Us Weekly.
"There were about 100 of his close friends and family there," one wedding guest tells Us of the "high-end," campout-themed soiree. "[The ceremony] was very emotional. There was a moment when . . . [Matthew] leaned down and whispered something in [Camila's] ear and you cou...
Here's the text version of what happened:
Deena Cortese continued the fine Jersey Shore tradition by getting herself arrested Sunday.
Police chief Tommy Boyd said that one of his officers arrested Deena Cortese after seeing her "a little intoxicated." Patrolman Chris Linnel, allegedly spotted her in the middle of a street, slapping cars that were driving by.
"Nothing major, but we can't put up with it," Chief Boyd said.
Deena was taken in handcuffs to the Seaside Heights police station where...
We haven't talked about James Franco since last year, can you believe it? When we last heard of him, he'd gotten a professor fired for giving him a bad grade, but what is he up to these days? He's probably smoking weed, and he's definitely starting to look like the creepy guy who hit on me in the cat section of the bookstore last week. But most importantly, he's crushing on Kristen Stewart.
See, James went to see Snow White and the Huntsman with his makeup artist, Nana, and Iris, his "Mexican producing associate." The m...
Last night, the cast of Jersey Shore got into a major bar fight. Snooki wasn't there, thank goodness, and Deena, Vinny, and Sam didn't join in, but the rest of them? They threw down. They threw down hard.
From Us Weekly:
A source tells Us Weekly several members of the MTV cast -- including Jenni "JWoww" Farley and her boyfriend Rodger Mathews, Pauly "Pauly D" Delvecchio, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- were involved in a "massive" bar brawl Friday night at S...
This is James. He's the guy who was driving that truck that Lindsay Lohan rear-ended. He seems like a nice, genuine guy, and he has an interesting story about what happened on Friday.
Basically, James said that another car was following Lindsay's Porsche, and after the crash happened, everyone tried to make a run for it. James, being the upstanding citizen that he is, called 911 to be like "hey, this bitch just hit me and now she's trying to pull an Amanda Bynes." Someone in the other ...
Good morning, friends! How was your night? Did you sleep well? I hope so, because you're going to need your strength to deal with what I'm about to show you.
Let me just cut to the chase: it's Madonna's nipple. And I know, Madonna's nipples aren't as shocking as, say, anyone else's, but before you go about your other business, let me tell you that these nipples are Madonna's current nipples. These are the Madonna nipples of today. They're fresh, new, and in action!
Here's the video. It's NSF...