I expected more from you, Zac Efron, I really did. I expected that when you went to business meetings, you would take the time to find a parking spot that is legally and morally acceptable for you to park in. You're such a strong, strapping young man that you wouldn't have had any problem parking a fair distance away and walking to your destination, or even running, perhaps with your shirt off. But no. You had to go and take that space.
Here's a picture of him getting in his car after he ...
From Us Weekly:
She's hobnobbed with A-list actors and actresses and traveled worldwide as a result of her reality TV success, but nothing impressed Kim Kardashian more than an at-home sit-down chat with Oprah Winfrey.
"Ummmm no big deal Oprah just left my mom's house! #DreamComeTrue," the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, 31, tweeted late Tuesday after she joined sisters Kourtney and Khloe, brother Rob, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom, and Kris, Kylie, Kendall and Bruce Jenner to fi...
You know what? I kind of love it. I know, I know, it's pure costume - the dress, the shoes, the hair, the accessories, it's all 1920's as hell - but I enjoy costumey every now and then. Besides, if I have to pick between this and that completely ridiculous psedo-goth nonsense she's been doing for the past month, the 20's win, hands down.
And here's a bonus bit of Katy Perry news: she's being considered for a role in a Freddie Mercury biopic. Ugh:
Katy Perry is reportedly being lined up to playQueen legend Freddie Mercury's girlfriend in a new film.
According to The Mirror...
Man, what a way to start a morning, right? You probably got out of bed, made some coffee and started to get ready for work, huh? You know what I did? I got out of bed, fed the guinea pigs, and then saw Octomom's o-face. We can debate over which morning was better in the comments.
But yeah, that porn flick that Nadya Suleman doesn't think is a porn flick because "the only flesh I'm touching is my own"? It looks like it's going great. As you can see in that photo up there, there's a western scene,...
It's been over a year since we last heard anything about Lady Gaga's very first perfume. In case you don't remember, we heard that it was going to have the distinct, classic smell of blood and semen. I'm not sure how we were able to make it this long without drenching our bodies in that elegant scent, but it doesn't matter, because we don't have to for much longer. The sad news? It actually doesn't smell like blood and semen. Instead, it smells like an expensive hooker.
From The Insider:
In a world where celebrity fragrances are a dime a dozen (Paris Hilton...
From Us Weekly:
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are ready to focus on their family.
A source confirmed to Us Weekly Wednesday that Kardashian, 27, recently began fertility treatments at a Los Angeles clinic. "She's finally doing this because she has the time now that she's in L.A. full-time again," the insider reveals.
In April, the lovebirds of almost three years "pulled the plug" on their Keeping Up With the Kardashians spinoff, Khloe and Lamar, following their brief move to Dallas....
Did you watch that video? Ok, now think about this: there were two other people in the car with her, the driver and the person with the video camera. That's two people who got into a car with Courtney Stodden of their own free will. Can you imagine?
I know that I have a morbid fascination with this girl and the bat shit crazy that is happening inside her head, but the difference is that I can shut it out when I want to. And by the way, I definitely did with this video. I tried watching it four or five times before I actually managed to make it through. But there are some people - her husband, for instance - who have to deal with this on a regular basis. There are people who listen to her screeching firsthand.
There are also people who have to (get to?) witness this kind of thing firsthand:
Oh, and if you can make it to the end of the video, you can see that the person filming it is a woman, and I'm pretty sure it's Courtney's mom. BUT someone took a picture of her filming Courtney ... her father, perhaps? Just mull that one over for a minute. />
Did you watch that video? Ok, now think about this: there were two other people in the car with her, the driver and the person with the video camera. That's two people who got into a car with Courtney Stodden of their own free will. Can you imagine?
I know that I have a morbid fascination with this girl and the bat shit crazy that is happening inside her head, but the difference is that I can shut it out when I want to. And by the way, I definitely did with this video. I tried watching...
"I don't get the fact, like, why it's talked about. I don't get it. Sometimes I get bored of talking about it. Most women have one."
So what is Kim Kardashian talking about here? What does she have that she talks about frequently and that she thinks most other women would have? A sex tape, perhaps? A throwaway marriage? An ego so big that if it were a physical part of her body it would dwarf her gigantic ass?
Close. It's just her ass. She's just talking about her ass. Specifically, she's tal...
From People:
It’s a sister for Satyana!
Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisofwelcomed a daughter, Keeva Jane Denisof, on Wednesday, May 23, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.
“They are all doing well,” the rep says.
The couple, who met on the set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, announced the pregnancy in December.
While promoting American Reunion, Hannigan remarked that the size of her bump had people wondering if she was due sooner rather than later.
“The last couple of times ...
Let this sink in for a minute. Bret Easton Ellis, author of American Psycho and fan of Scott Disick, wants to write the script for the masterpiece that is 50 Shades of Grey. Not only does he want to adapt the book for the screen, but he won't shut up about it. And not only will he not shut up about it, but he wants to cast Ryan Gosling in the lead role of Christian. Think about it. Awesome, right?
From Digital Spy:
Bret Easton Ellis has given his thoughts on who should appear in a mov...
From the New York Post:
Rihanna and Chris Brown are “seeing a lot of each other in private,” sources say, and Brown even joined her and her family to cheer on the Miami Heat over the weekend.
The two stars have partied at the same clubs twice in the past two weeks but kept a coy distance. But sources tell Page Six they’re very close in private.
And in a sign that Brown has been forgiven for his infamous 2009 attack on Rihanna, he joined her family, including her grandfather Li...
Can I give you guys some advice? If you're going out somewhere and you think you'll be drinking a fair amount, wear pants. If you really want to wear a dress, wear leggings or at least tights with it. If it's too hot for leggings or tights, then, at the very least, wear underwear that covers your ass. I mean, if you want to show your ass, that's one thing, but in my experience, all the ladies who show up at clubs and parties with a short skirt end up flashing someone something, whether it'...